Well, here we are… looking each other up on the internet. This is a big step in our relationship, this must be what it’s like to have someone swipe right!!!? How exciting! Unfortunately my life is really not all that interesting. I mean, aside from the hanging out with rock stars, never paying full price for a drink, and boat loads of cash… I’m just your normal dude from Clovis….
Okay literally none of that us true, well except for the Clovis part. I’ve lived right here in the Valley my entire life and I’m one of the folks who’s proud of that. The Central Valley is a great place to be. From Fresno to Visalia, Clovis to Atwater, Kerman, Tulare, Kingsburg, Sanger, I really can go on and on. Were else can you live whatever style of life you want? We’re never too far from a good time as long as you’re down to look for one.
Personally I’m always down for a drive through the mountains, a hike through the hills, or a hunt for the best food truck you can find. I’m also down to waste an entire weekend playing xbox. Really, as long as I’m doing somethin’ I’m happy. Hope you dig the show and if you don’t… well… You’ve hurt my feelings and I hope you can live with that shame.
Two-Ply on the Fly
A Florida man pulled off a just-plane-crazy stunt to help a friend in need — by attaching a package of toilet paper to his drone and flying it to the pal’s place for a very special delivery.
CONDOM SHORTAGE: Baby Boom Even More Likely
People have joked that in nine months we’re about to experience a baby boom. That’s much more likely as we quarantine during a worldwide shortage in condoms. Rubbers are the new toilet paper. There’s not enough to
Taco Bell Is Giving Away Free Doritos Locos Tacos on Tuesday
It’s “Taco Tuesday,” and Taco Bell is celebrating by giving drive-thru customers a free Nacho Cheese Doritos Locos Taco at all their locations today. You don’t have to buy anything else, either. Just swing through the drive-thru
With Clubs Closed for COVID-19, Strippers in Portland, Oregon, Take to Topless Food Delivery
A strip club in Portland, Oregon, was recently forced to close because of the coronavrius, but it doesn’t mean its strippers have to be out of work. Realizing that his dancers stood to lose a lot of money during the
You Suck Sports – 3/13/2020
The week sports stopped… What to do with your time… and the XFL. This weeks You Suck Sports is a winner. Rash, Weekday Mornings from 6am to 10am on The Valley’s Best Rock 105.1 The Blaze!
Not How It Used To Be: Daylight Savings Time
Everyday we get a little older, and more so, we get a little more irritated at the youth of America. In this weeks “Not How It Used To Be” Rash tells kids what Daylight Savings time used
Robots, Friends or Foes?
For as far back as he can remember Rash has believed that the end of the world will come due to a world wide robot take over. Well this week he talked to a scientist that tried
You Suck Sports: Friday 3-3-2020
In today’s You Suck Sports we talk flat footed old man jumpers, Rash is a jinx and Bulldog fans should be mad at him and Ron Wotus looks like every sitcom dad ever. Rash, Weekday Mornings from
Bring Justus To the Movies: OnWard
Thinking about a movie this week? Take the kids to see the new Disney/Pixar film; OnWard! Here’s what Justus thought.
CORONAVIRUS COULD AFFECT PRODUCTION OF BABY YODA TOYS
The “force” is not with Baby Yoda toymaker Hasbro. The company has confirmed that supply shortages caused by the coronavirus outbreak will stymie production of its highly-anticipated Baby Yoda toys, some of which have already sold out in pre-order.