Well, here we are… looking each other up on the internet. This is a big step in our relationship, this must be what it’s like to have someone swipe right!!!? How exciting! Unfortunately my life is really not all that interesting. I mean, aside from the hanging out with rock stars, never paying full price for a drink, and boat loads of cash… I’m just your normal dude from Clovis….
Okay literally none of that us true, well except for the Clovis part. I’ve lived right here in the Valley my entire life and I’m one of the folks who’s proud of that. The Central Valley is a great place to be. From Fresno to Visalia, Clovis to Atwater, Kerman, Tulare, Kingsburg, Sanger, I really can go on and on. Were else can you live whatever style of life you want? We’re never too far from a good time as long as you’re down to look for one.
Personally I’m always down for a drive through the mountains, a hike through the hills, or a hunt for the best food truck you can find. I’m also down to waste an entire weekend playing xbox. Really, as long as I’m doing somethin’ I’m happy. Hope you dig the show and if you don’t… well… You’ve hurt my feelings and I hope you can live with that shame.
Bring Justus To The Movies: John Wick Chapter 3
This week Justus was at Maya Cinemas to check out the new John Wick action flick. Was it worth the time? Short answer YES! Long answer, check out the review.
The Morning Blaze: The Internet Ruins Everything
After thousands of people singed a petition to have HBO remake the final season of Game Of Thrones, Rash decided he would take to the internet himself to prove that no mater what the topic, the Internet
The Morning Blaze: Hear Me Out, Do It Yourself vs Dad’ll Do It
A new study says that 45% of millennial dudes don’t know how to do handyman projects. Not only that, but they mostly blame their dads for not passing down the knowledge needed to get the job done.
You Suck Sports – Friday May 10th
The sports report for the angry sports fan. Boston sucks, the Giants suck, and what the hell is that mascot the Grizzlies put together!?! Here’s You Suck Sports for Friday May 10th 2019.
Bring Justus To The Movies: Detective Pickachu REVIEW (Not In German)
This week, thanks to Maya Cinemas, Evan brought Justus to the movies to check out Detective Pikachu…Evan may have brought with him a stuffed animal. Here is the review.
The Morning Blaze – Listen Up Slobs, The Face Curtain is Here And You Need It
If you or someone you know eats like a barn animal then you need the Morning Blaze Face Curtain. It’s a curtain… for your face. As Heard On The Morning Blaze
The Morning Blaze: Extreme Embalming….It’s A Thing
More and more funeral homes are getting requests for “extreme embalming,” which is allowing for dead bodies to be preserved and displayed in lifelike scenarios so friends and families can see them as they knew them before
The Morning Blaze: Rash Butt-Face Mask
Last week Rash found out that chicks have been buying, what are basically, beauty masks for their butt. Seeing this as another opportunity to turn a quick profit, Morning Blaze Consumer Products brings you; the Rash Butt-Face
The Morning Blaze: Who’s The Jerk
Who’s The Jerk: So Eddie’s Girlfriend accused him of cheating on her after getting a text from another friend saying he was out having drinks with another woman. Well, it turns out the “other woman” was Eddie’s
Bring Justus To The Movies: Avengers Endgame
This week Johnathan took Justus to the movies to see Avengers: Endgame. Turns out Johnathan might have had better things to do halfway through the flick though. Here’s the spoiler free review. Thanks again to our friends