When I’m not rockin’ with you on the Blaze, you can find me 7 seasons deep into Netflix conspiracy shows, with my tin foil hat perched at an angle on my head.
I appreciate the finer things in life . . . like beer, and the extra cash I find in my dirty laundry pockets (which I use to buy more beer).
It’s been too long since I jumped out of a perfectly good airplane, or a bridge just for kicks, so if any thrill seekers want to find the next best adrenaline rush, I’m always ready.
Until then, just look for the little wild one in the middle of the mosh pit at the next show! Rock’s not dead and neither are we!
Man In Gorilla Suit Breaks In Home, Hides Under Bed
Police say a man wearing a gorilla suit broke into a Louisiana home and hid under a mattress before officers arrested him. Officers saw Jeremie Moran walking through yards in the costume, and had received calls about
Hanoi Barber Has A Hair-Raising Offer Ahead Of Trump-Kim Summit
A barber in Hanoi is offering customers free haircuts in two of the world’s most distinctive styles: the instantly recognizable coiffure of President Donald Trump and the just-as remarkable high-cut ’do of North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un.
Hiker Rescued After Getting Stuck In Quicksand For Hours
Authorities say an Arizona man is lucky to be alive after he got trapped in quicksand in Utah’s Zion National Park for several hours on Saturday amid freezing conditions. Ryan Osmun, 34, was hiking with his girlfriend,
Vermont Couple Married At Walmart Where They Met
The bride wore black, but that wasn’t the most unusual thing about a wedding in Berlin, Vermont, last week. The couple chose to get married in a Walmart, with the ceremony performed by an assistant manager, according
New Tinder-like App Helps Farmers Match Livestock For Love
Sighhhh, there is someone for everyone… and apparently all the cows too! A Tinder-inspired app is helping farmers match up potential partners for their cattle. Called “Tudder” ― a mix of dating app Tinder and udder –
For $5,000 You Can Hunt Bigfoot With Jose Canseco
Former baseball superstar Jose Canseco made his name hitting home runs, but his latest project is a pitch to go Bigfoot hunting. The former MVP posted two tweets on Tuesday night offering to take a few lucky people on
Stoners find caged tiger in abandoned house
You don’t hear that sentence everyday! Apparently Houston police say some people who went into an abandoned home to smoke marijuana found a caged tiger. They called the city on Monday and the major offender animal cruelty
Grandma Fights! Scooter Attack on Clown Bandits
TEXAS CITY, Texas (AP) — Police say a Texas woman used her granddaughter’s scooter to defend herself against a pair of machete-wielding men wearing clown masks who attempted to rob the woman and her husband. Police say
Man Breaks Lingerie Store Window To Attack Barack Obama Mannequin
“IT’S MANNNNNEQUIN!” A New York man is facing charges of criminal mischief for allegedly breaking the front window of a lingerie store last month to attack a Barack Obama mannequin. Police arrested 41-year-old Rewell Altunaga on Jan. 26,
Would-Be Bank Robber Rips Up Note After Getting Cold Feet
Police in Massachusetts are looking for a woman they say intended to rob a bank but got cold feet and left without a penny. Fall River police tell the Herald News that the woman walked into the