If you’re going to be single this Valentine’s Day, instead of going out and trying to find someone new to date . . . why not sit at home getting some passive-aggressive, cathartic revenge against your ex?
The Bronx Zoo in New York and a zoo in London called the Hemsley Conservation Center are both offering a Valentine’s Day special: For a few bucks, you can name one of their COCKROACHES after your ex. And you can print out a certificate to make it official. (It’ll run you $15 in New York, or about $2 in London.)