WTF?: Priests Are Now Able to Perform Exorcisms Over the Phone

Wow, telecommuting really IS getting more and more popular.

Apparently, the newest people working remotely are . . . PRIESTS performing EXORCISMS.

According to the Catholic Church, there’s been a big rise in demonic possessions lately . . . so priests are handling the situation remotely, because they simply can’t get to all of the exorcisms in person.

And yeah, apparently if you say the correct prayers and perform all the rituals over the phone, it’s just as effective as being there to cast out demons.  Plus you don’t have to worry about the dry cleaning bill for green vomit on your robe.  Win-win.