Are aliens all coming here before Trump builds a wall around the planet? Read more HERE:
Man, that must be some damn good pot pie! Thanksgiving dinner next year is going to be awkward. Check it out HERE:
Possible complications with being overweight: heart disease, stroke, diabetes. Possible benefits to being overweight: Last longer in bed. Let’s call it even. Read more HERE:
Great! Now I’m scared to touch anything! Your desk has 400 times more bacteria than a toilet seat… so why don’t you just crap on your desk? Check it out HERE:
We’re gonna need a bigger boat. No matter how big of a fish you think you are… there’s always a bigger fish. Check it out HERE:
Kids, your homework for today is to decide whether I should say yes or no. Check it out HERE…
Can I pay for this in-flight meal with this stinky gold bar? Check it out HERE:
DIY Death Penalty? I knew I should’ve paid more attention in Chemistry class. Read more HERE:
I’m here to view the deceased… and can I get a #1 supersized please? Do you find this idea convenient or creepy? Check it out HERE:
When she made the bet, she was very confident she’d win. She not only went through with the date, she flew him in to town for it too. Check it out HERE:
Perhaps Millenials are just more honest about their bad driving. Check it out HERE:
Went to Petco on Blackstone and Ashlan this week to visit the kittens up for adoption! Brad and Amy were my favorites, but there’s a personality to fit you, too! Catch some of them in action in
Who’s your favorite? It’s kind of like comparing athletes from different eras but who would you put on the top of your list? Check out Rolling Stones list HERE:
Meet The New Tom Brady! The bet said they had to name a baby animal… but it didn’t say which one. Check it out HERE:
I think if she sees her shadow, we’ll have six more weeks of winter. There are 3 different covers because how can you settle on just one pic of Kate Upton? Check it out HERE:
Looking for love on Valentine’s Day? Be careful you don’t get a Valentine’s Day gift that you keep forever. Check it out HERE:
Someone please show me the law that says you can’t bring your couch to a drive-thru! Check it out HERE:
Hey rookie, keep your “eye” on the ball… not your “fist.” No, not that ball! Watch it HERE:
Will this review let you know if you should see this movie? Yes. Is this review the most important video ever? Watch it and decide (spoiler alert: it’s not!)
Skeeball, Pool, Foosball… Some of these games are not helping your cause. Read more HERE:
Are High Schools getting soft… or smart? What do you think? Read more HERE:
Wow, this cheerleader is tough to hold on to. Watch it HERE…
You have to love glass that won’t give up… and burglars who do. Watch the video HERE:
The sponsor of the bill says, “Declawing is a barbaric practice that more often than not is done for the sake of convenience rather than necessity.” Others worry that a declawing ban could lead some cat owners to relinquish their
If you thought sleeping with someone before a first date was a no-go, but texting during a date was OK, think again. Read more HERE:
Sascha is a 3-year-old Pitbull mix at Valley Animal Center! She came in from North Carolina, and is looking for a home that allows her to run around in the backyard, has other dogs she gets along
Apparently, karaoke can be good for your health… until you hear me sing. – Gus See the list HERE:
If Harambe was still alive he would say, “people are stupid.” Check it out HERE:
It seemed like a safe bet when she made it. Check it out HERE:
Keep my eye on the ball? Screw you! You keep your eye on the ball. Watch it HERE…
What do you think? Did you have a favorite? Check it out HERE:
This kid looks worried. Someone get a sharpie and make him look happier. Watch his reaction to his new eyebrows HERE…
A Facebook rumor has caused panic in the Fresno area. check out the truth HERE:
Today’s Lesson: Remember to wear underwear on Cartwheel Day! Check it out HERE:
To his defense, if I left my bedroom and saw a bunch of people staring at me I would go back to bed too. Read more HERE:
For those of you who aren’t happy just doin’ it, this will tell you your top speed, how many thrusts you did and how many calories you burned. Great, now I can disappoint my partner AND my new app.
Kittens up for adoption, each with their own personalities. Meet them at Petco’s Adoption Center inside the store on Blackstone & Ashlan in Fresno!
If you go to Hooters just for the food, then Hoots is for you! Not sure what the other other 99% of people will think about this. Read more HERE:
$3 million to blast the ashes of Hunter S. Thompson out of a custom-made cannon? That’s why I don’t blast ashes out of a cannon without a Groupon. Read more HERE:
How do you say, “You guys are stupid” in Chinese? Watch it HERE:
In about 20 years, she can store them under the seat in front of her. Read more HERE:
Ironically, if he would’ve had this much “fight” in him during the match, he might’ve won. Watch it HERE…
Now if we can just pass a law preventing beer at a concert from costing $18. Read more HERE:
My lunch is giving me the munchies. Read more HERE:
Hopefully this wasn’t the only safety wall to stop the robots from taking over… Watch it HERE…
The last three things I’ve seen LeBeouf in have all been filmed on police body cams. Check it out HERE:
“till death do us part… or until I get so annoyed that I’d rather go to prison than be with you.” You’re a criminal lawyer, not a divorce lawyer? I’ll just commit a crime then. Read more
It doesn’t sound like a Vince Neil/Boy George duet is happening anytime soon. Although I’m pretty sure nobody was asking for that anyway. Read more HERE:
If you’re still waiting for your Fed Ex package, pieces of it might be in Utah. Watch the video HERE…
You expect to fall when you go skiing… but you don’t expect to fall this far. Click to see the video HERE…
Agree? Disagree? Who got snubbed? See the full list HERE:
Hi, I would like to deposit my box spring into my savings account please. Read more HERE:
Wish you had a big member? Be careful what you wish for. Yes he has a big shlong… Unfortunately, it’s too big to use. Take two steps back and then check it out HERE:
Falcons vs Patriots… Who are you rooting for? Check out the preview HERE:
Is M. Night Shyamalan’s New Thriller Disturbing? Maybe. Is This Movie Review Disturbing? Definitely.
I assume this school doesn’t teach an ethics class. Read more HERE:
I F***ing told you so! Read more HERE…
They may be great fishermen but their boating skills leave a lot to be desired. Watch it here…
I hope you like it because I ordered you a cake every month for the next 40 years. See it HERE:
If by “offensive” you mean “hilarious,” then we agree. See it HERE:
Need help moving? There’s lots of moving companies to choose from… unless you’re the Chargers. Read more HERE:
Let’s see if this hurts his chances of winning Wookie of the Year. Watch Here…
Can I please have my wedding gift back? I need it for bail money. Read more HERE:
Hate being touched vs. Love touching people… Round one! Watch it Here…
Move over Rams, you’re getting a roommate. Read more HERE:
Finally, I can blame the smell on the Zebra. Science! Read more HERE:
You have a little cake icing on your face… at least I hope that’s cake icing. Check it out HERE:
Not going fast enough? Try going face-first. Watch it HERE:
You want to bring former Bulldog Paul George with you on the court? Well he’s inside every one of his new signature shoes. Check it out HERE:
What a game! Did you watch? Check it out HERE:
Which celebs would you like to see go at it in the ring? Check it out HERE:
Holy Crap! Send your condolences to this man’s stomach and colon. Watch the video here…
Turns out, getting back at people that wronged you DOES make you feel better. Time to dust off my “People That Wronged Me” list. Read more HERE:
Hooray, it’s shower beer! Check it out HERE:
Warning. Graphic Photo. Has anyone questioned Aquaman about where he was at the time? See it HERE:
Congrats! Now I recommend you change your phone number. Watch the incredible shot here…
Son, you are so punished! Watch it HERE:
You wanna hear Diddle Diddle? Well, diddle this, kid. – Alexa Watch it Here…
These guys are going into 2017 way richer than they were in 2016. I assume they’ll spend 2018 in jail. Watch it HERE:
No need to go get mom. I got this! Watch it HERE:
Did you buy a hatchimal this Christmas? Well, get that dirty bastard out of your kids room! Watch the video HERE…
Her last fight or a return to dominance? What do you think? Read more HERE:
Newsflash: The goal of driving is not to get as left as possible. Here’s an explanation of why the person behind you is flipping you off. Read it HERE:
Watch it HERE…
Did that ride seem like a dream? That’s because you kept passing out! Watch it HERE…
Apparently using your eyes and brain is considered cheating. What do you think? Read more HERE:
Your dish is… what’s the word I’m looking for? Awful. Your dish is awful! Watch it HERE:
Any stories? Read more HERE:
The 14 year drought has just ended. How far do you think Carr can take them? Check it out HERE:
The kitchen floor is clean… except for that one dog-shaped spot in the middle. Check it out HERE:
Apparently a robbery can make a man very hungry. Check it out HERE:
Find out why Rogue One is easily, up till now, the best stand-alone film in the Star Wars Anthology series… And why have the Russians been trying to hack into this movie review? Take the minute and
Police are looking for man… or woman that robbed this gas station. I guess the thief needed money to buy a better disguise. Check it out HERE:
I smell a comedy roast battle between Wolverine and Deadpool. Check it out HERE:
I bet nobody carpools to work with this woman. You rarely get to hear a TV anchor say, “Ow My Face!” Watch it here…
Joanie may love Chachi but apparently Nancy Mack thinks he’s a d**k. Check it out HERE:
Who wants to join my Fantasy Rock, Paper, Scissors league? Check out this awesomeness HERE:
It’s the thought that counts. Unless your thought was to get her this… then she’s not happy. Check out the list HERE:
Excuse me driver? Driver? Holy crap, there’s no freaking driver! Check it out HERE:
No Grandma, you can’t borrow the car again! Watch the video here…
Which celebrities were you “Most Excited” to see this year? Check it out HERE:
I’m not a city planner but I’m pretty sure this place needs a sidewalk. Watch it HERE:
I’m no specialist but I think this kangaroo isn’t very happy. Looks like this kangaroo wants to renegotiate his contract. Check it out HERE:
What do you think? Check out the list HERE:
I’m assuming some people lost their jobs for this. Check out these horrible toys HERE:
I’m assuming the deluxe edition comes with a bouncer and designated driver. What are some other really bad ideas for kids toys? Playskool’s My First Chainsaw? Read more HERE:
Not only did they fly to Kansas City to support their team but they drank ALL the alcohol on the way there. Check it out HERE:
If anyone’s looking for Pablo, he’ll be in the bathroom until February. Watch the video here…
Hey Santa, you know you’re not in the best shape either. Check it out HERE:
I hope this guy never parks on the top floor of a parking garage. Watch it here…
All of these cats and kittens are up for adoption at Petco on Blackstone and Ashlan! Head over there to meet them in person and pick your new best friend. (Burr is my personal favorite in the
Be safe and check if your car has been recalled HERE:
Does your windshield have a crack in it? It does now. Watch it Here…
A dark, cramped place, alcohol and fire… what could go wrong? Check it out HERE:
We’re not surprised! Do you have it yet? Read more HERE:
Wondering why you can’t buy sex toys in Alabama? It’s illegal, you filthy bastard! Read more ridiculousness HERE:
Cyber Monday: Great deals, less people elbowing you to get to them. Read more HERE:
This review is Definitely NSFW! If you can’t handle this review, there’s no way you can handle the movie. Watch it here…
The good news, you got the license plate number of the truck that hit you. The bad news, it was you! Check it out HERE:
Marijuana was legalized in California but it may not have the “green light” in your house…yet. Here’s a GUIDE on how to start the process…
Lots of worthy choices but who gets your vote? Check out the options HERE:
Do you have a crazier wedding story than this? Check it out HERE:
I’m pretty sure the lions would eat that up. Check it out HERE:
I guess it’s harder to read defenses when you can’t see. Check it out HERE:
We all have needs. What’s on the top of your list? Check out what people picked HERE:
No word on whether the judge watched the Netflix documentary. Check it out HERE:
Is Their Arrival worth Your Attendance? This minute and twenty second review may save you thousands of dollars… if you were planning on bringing thousands of people to see this movie. Watch it HERE…
To his defense, he thought “family leave” meant that his family would leave. Read more HERE:
I thought for sure that I left that intersection here. Where the heck is it? Check it out here…
New research says Amelia Earhart didn’t die in a plane crash but lived her last days as a castaway still trying to radio for help. Check it out HERE:
We all love a good debate. Unfortunately, we haven’t seen one during this presidential election. Watch it here…
No time to read the book? Watch the movie. No time to watch the movie? Watch this review. It could save lives… It probably won’t but you never know. Check it out here…
While in a waiting room, this woman went on a rollercoaster ride… Sort of. Enjoy it here…
Yes, either The Chicago Cubs or The Cleveland Indians will be world champions. Which streak do you think ends; the 108 year one or the 68 year one? Read more HERE:
Gus spoke to Taylor Momsen and Mark Damon of The Pretty Reckless. Check it out here…
That’s probably not a great place to park that truck. Watch it here…
Gus reviews Masterminds, a comedy based on one of the biggest cash heists in US history. It took me three pairs of shorts to get through this movie review. Check it out!
In 2016, a memory stick containing this movie review was found in the woods near Woodward Park. Here it is…
Don’t miss Gus’ review of War Dogs starring Jonah Hill and Miles Teller… My apologies to the country of Albania. Click to the video…
People like to freak out whenever they remake a classic. Were they right to freak out this time? And guess who’s upset that he wasn’t asked back for the remake? Me! That’s right, me. Enjoy the review…
See this movie review! You’ll thank me. WARNING: NOT based on a true story
Was The Conjuring 2 scary? Did I pee a little in my seat? Were those two events even related? Find out here!
Remember that time you didn’t see Gus’ Movie Review and everyone was making fun of you for it? Don’t let that happen again! Gus reviews The Nice Guys starring Russell Crowe and Ryan Gosling .
It seems that customers like the power to decide what the server “deserves.” Thoughts? Read more HERE:
A big time movie calls for a big time movie review. Did Donald Trump really just call in? Find out when Gus reviews Captain America: Civil War.
Hardcore Henry is shot entirely in first person. Should you see it? Why are you reading this? Who reads anymore? Just watch the review, it’ll be over in a minute!
Sometimes a loss his hard to swallow. This is definitely one of those times. Check it out…
Do you like superheroes, movies or Gus? You know what? It doesn’t matter. If you like anything at all, you don’t want to miss this review of Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice.
After receiving somewhere between 0 and 14,000 requests for me to review 10 Cloverfield Lane, I finally gave in.
Do I recommend The Witch? I definitely recommend This Review for The Witch! Watch it here…
Thoughts? Read more HERE:
Gus reviews the movie Deadpool. I do NOT recommend watching this review or the actual movie with young kids around… Enjoy!
Gus reviews Kung Fu Panda 3
Gus reviews the number one movie at the box office, The Revenant.
Now I feel like I know exactly what happened. Thank you so much.
Gus reviews Star Wars: The Force Awakens
Some people had a problem with Brad Bellomo letting his 4 yr old daughter tattoo him. What do you think? Check it out HERE:
In 1960, 5 years after actor James Dean was killed in a tragic car accident, his mangled, “cursed” Porsche was stolen. Now somebody has come forward claiming to have seen the car hidden behind a fake building wall
Were you in California for the 1984 Olympics in LA? What do you think? Read more HERE:
Def Leppard have released a 10-second teaser video to promote their forthcoming self-titled album. Check it out!
Remember, you never know until you ask. Check out the question and the response Here…
Led Zeppelin’s “Black Dog” appears in the trailer for the new game Destiny: The Taken King. Coming out on September 15th, the game will be available for Playstation 3, Playstation 4, XBOX 360, and XBOX One.
Let my nightmares begin. Even crazier, look how close the people are standing to an angry Python and King Cobra.
You don’t waste beer! Especially one that cost $15, you idiot! Check it out Here…
Slayer released a stream of their track “Cast The First Stone”. It’s off their 11th album Repentless which is set to be released September 11th.
#TomHanks2KermanHC Step one: get Tom Hanks’ attention. Check. Step two? We’ll soon find out. Kerman High School has gotten an initial response from Tom Hanks who sounds like he is planning something. What that is, we’ll find
Man claims to his 19 inch member has left him lonely and unable to work. No word on whether he can get work as a tripod. Check it out HERE:
Fresno’s San Joaquin Memorial High School and St. Anthony’s School to be closed on Tuesday while police investigate threats against students. Read more HERE:
Iron Maiden released a little browser video game for their lead single “Speed Of Light” that can be played HERE. The single is off their album The Book Of Souls which will be released September 4th. Here’s their
Finally a museum that makes you wear a big turd hat… Wait, what? Check it out HERE:
Did You Watch? What did you think? Read about it HERE:
#TomHanks2KermanHC Kerman High School is pushing a big social media campaign to get Tom Hanks to come be part of their homecoming celebration. The theme of their homecoming is “Tom Hanks Movies” with each class designing
By a vote of 3-0, the Clovis Planning Commission rejected a proposal to modify a cell tower and remove an American flag near Shaw and Highway 168. Read more HERE:
After winning the gold in the 200m Usain Bolt had a “run in” with a cameraman. Check it out HERE:
Yeah, you read that right. Just like James Hetfield of Metallica and Avenge Sevenfold's M. Shadows, you can enter to win a part as a zombie in the new edition of COD. It's all benefiting veterans looking
Son, the museum is going to get your allowance for the next 4,000 years to help pay for this. Check it out HERE…
Cat House on the Kings is LOADED with puppies and kittens looking for homes right now. There is literally an animal to fit every single personality, and every animal there is socialized with other people and animals
Love him or hate him, politics has definitely been more entertaining. Check out the video HERE…
Sigma Nu Fraternity has been suspended at Old Dominion University due to banners they had hanging at their house “welcoming” freshman women. Do you find these offensive? Check it out HERE:
Pitbulls Need Love, Too Pitbulls have a bad reputation â but they shouldn't Posted by NowThis on Friday, August 21, 2015
I went kayaking in Morro Bay this weekend! I saw jellyfish, sea urchins, little baby crabs, sea lions, and otters!
Did you get off for “Go Topless Day”? That's not what I meant, you dirty bastard. Check it out HERE:
The Walking Dead spinoff started last night. Did you watch? What did you think? (SPOILER ALERT!) The showrunner breaks down the pilot HERE:
That's one way to override a protest! Check it out HERE:
I decided to get a double nose piercing, so I went to High Class Tattoo on Blackstone in Fresno! Thanks for helping me out, John. It went really smoothly!
If your cereal doesn't get you as drunk as you'd like, do we have an idea for you. General Mills is partnering with a Colorado Brewery to make a beer that tastes like Count Chocula. Read more
Slash is creating a horror film set be be going through pre-production by January of next year! Check out the teaser for The Hell Within here:
So you're saying there's a chance. “Deez Nuts” getting between 7% – 9% in recent polls. I'm assuming he has a similar hairstyle to Trump. Read more HERE:
The Metallica driven movie “Mission To Lars” follows a family trying to meet Lars Ulrich. It will be released in some theaters in the U.S., and on VOD September 25th! Check out the trailer here:
Rough Fire is now within 3 miles of Hume Lake. More info HERE:
Katherine Pulaski is a 3-year-old cat up for adoption at Valley Animal Center! She's got all of her shots and vaccinations, is spayed, is super friendly, gets along with all people and animals, and is looking for
A sinkhole that fatally swallowed a man in Florida two years ago has reopened. It's now 17 feet wide and 20 feet deep. Great! Something else for me to be afraid of. Check it out HERE:
There's go my appetite. Former Subway pitchman pleads guilty to child pornography, expected to get between 5 and 13 years in prison. Read more HERE:
Who would've thought a website for people trying to keep a secret would come back to haunt them? Read more HERE:
Apparently, I'm not be in good enough shape to get a gatorade. Watch Peyton and Eli Manning prank some students HERE…
You might feel a slight burning sensation… followed by a much worse burning sensation. A woman finds out her man cheated on her and gets back at him by lighting his underwear on fire… while he's wearing
Pittsburgh Steeler James Harrison loves his kids but says people shouldn't get trophies just for participating. What do you think? Check it out HERE:
A new study shows playing Tetris can help reduce cravings for food, smoking, alcohol, coffee and sex. No word yet on what to do if you crave Tetris. Check it out HERE:
The Los Angeles Department of Power and Water has come up with a pretty cool idea to keep their reservoir water from drying up as quickly. They have created these “shade balls” made out of black plastic.
Glad she didn't order the soup! Why would you throw bread at the “Home of the Throwed Ro…” Oh, nevermind.
Apparently, Wisconsin has some pretty good LSD. A naked man driving a pickup truck crashed through a fence after an alleged domestic dispute. That’s one strike. He crashed into TWO SQUAD CARS. That’s two strikes. He then
I might be sticking to outdoor concerts from now on. Check it out HERE:
This dude can't be stopped. He's about to drop his FOURTH solo album Higher Truth on September 18th. Check out “Nearly Forgot My Broken Heart” below. Some more awesome news: He'll be getting together with Soundgarden when
You can get their album Up August 21st!
Apparently, Wisconsin has some pretty good LSD. A naked man driving a pickup truck crashed through a fence after an alleged domestic dispute. That's one strike. He crashed into TWO SQUAD CARS. That's two strikes. He then
I might be sticking to outdoor concerts from now on. Check it out HERE:
These kittens are all up for adoption and looking for homes at Petco Adoption Center on Blackstone and Ashlan in Fresno!
Good luck explaining the bite marks to your human girlfriend. Check out the video HERE:
Demonstrators blocked Tulare and O streets for about a half hour. Fresno police closed off traffic until the demonstration stopped. Read more HERE:
I don’t speak Taiwanese but I assume he’s saying “Holy Sh**!, Holy Sh**!, Holy Sh**!” Check out the video HERE:
You can stream P.O.D.'s “Criminal Conversations” off their album The Awakening. It comes out on the 21st! Check out when you can see P.O.D. at Aftershock in Sacramento here.
Now that vaccinations are mandatory to attend school, Fresno Unified School District is making it easier by hosting vaccination clinics right here in town. You can get them at the Adult Transition Program (3132 E Fairmont Ave)
Police are looking for two suspects involved in a recent burglary of Roosevelt High School. It happened this past Sunday, and there is surveillance footage of them which you can see HERE. Contact Fresno authorities at (559)
A father and son duo were arrested for stealing an $800 generator from Home Depot in Southeast Fresno. The father, riding a motorized scooter, had the generator in his basket. He literally just drove right out of
A judge in Texas has ordered a man to get married or go to jail. I hate making decisions… I'm not sure how legal this order is but they got married anyway. What a romantic story to
Granite Park off Cedar Ave in Fresno has been abandoned for years. I have plenty of friends who say it's a shame and how badly it needs to be revamped and used again. Luckily, it looks like
Thanks for the 16 years #JonVoyage! Check out Stephen Colbert's moving tribute HERE..
Cartoonist Jimmy Two Hands has transformed Metallica singer James Hetfield into Garfield the cat. It has got to be one of the best things I've ever set my eyes on. Jon, Garfield's owner, looks to resemble drummer
He probably shouldn't use the condom that was in there. Very cool “reunion” though. Check it out HERE:
Mind if I play through? This is going to be a long round because the kangaroo in front of us is playing slowly. Check out the video HERE:
Lenny Kravitz's close friend John made a surprise appearance during a recent show. He was wearing unbelievably tight leather pants, with no underwear, when he crouched down in a wide squat stance…..And then it happened….A gaping hole
Even 40 years later, this story is creepy as hell! Read more HERE:
Kramer is a 2-year-old Terrier Mix at Valley Animal Center. He loves to chill and listen to Rush. He'll stick by your side when you walk around until it's time to sit on your lap while you
This is why you don't want the train to show up early! Check out the video HERE:
Hangover Cure? Thank you Australian scientists for tackling the big issues! Read more HERE:
Here's the Top 10 Party Schools of 2015: Where would you put Fresno State? 1. University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign 2. University of Iowa 3. University of Wisconsin-Madison 4. Bucknell University 5. Syracuse University 6. University of
Nevermind how she learned it, it's still impressive! Check out the party trick HERE:
Listener Nikki took us on her paper route this past weekend for our job swap! Thanks to Hector's Custom Cakes and Blimpie's for giving us the fuel we needed. Check it out:
I'm not saying the former Subway pitchman is creepy… I'm saying he's worse than that. Check out the latest allegations HERE:
Slipknot's bassist “Vman” was taken to the hospital during a show last night in Connecticut. He experienced an “unidentified medical crisis”, and the video below shows him being taken away. The banddecided to continue with the show,
Last week, 1,000 people in Cesena, Italy created a video of all of them covering Foo Fighters' “Learn To Fly”. They did it to get the band's attention and ask them to come back to Italy for
Ever see a country want a band to come see them so badly? These 1,000 fans in Italy worked for a year together to play Foo Fighters' "Learn To Fly" so they could record it and send
Here's proof that having a bad-ass car doesn't make you a bad-ass. Check out the video HERE…
The band will be releasing their Deluxe Edition reissue of 1982's Coda TOMORROW. Here's a trailer they released as a tease. Better get the tissues and lotion out for this one….
Happy 100th Birthday to Highway 99 today!! It's the highway that connects the Central Valley to the rest of California, and was created back in 1915. I'm sure we've all dealt with the horrific traffic on 99
Hard to believe it's been 16 months since the flight went missing. Investigators think this may be the first real piece of evidence. Read more HERE:
You definitely read that right. StormFront Media has decided to make a comic book for the iconic band called Orbit: Metallica. Metallica and comic books will be an interestingly killer combination. David Frizell, a rock artist, jumped
I would've left it upside down… Well, maybe not me but a strong person should've. Check out the video HERE…
These kittens are at Petco Adoption Center on Blackstone and Ashlan in Fresno! They're all looking for forever homes, and all have different personalities that are sure to fit you and your lifestyle.
The American Dentist said he thought the hunt was all legal even though they lured the lion out of the protected area so they could kill him. This is not the first time Walter Palmer has been
How is Redneck Wars not a reality show yet? You HAVE to check out this video…
Is that Marilyn Manson behind that enormous belt buckle? Yes, it is. Manson's upcoming project might have a "southern sound" to it. He is rumored to be collaborating with Korn frontman Jonathan Davis. Check out more HERE:
There's a device called "Fontus" that literally allows you to create drinkable water while you ride. With the right weather conditions, the solar-powered cooler will take air into its chamber and become slowed by barriers that will
Lt. Clay Higgins Hates when you rob Stelly's! Check out the story HERE…
These are not your parents automobile problems! I can't even use my computer to get my computer to work correctly, yet somehow a Jeep Cherokee was wirelessly hacked. For more info on this recall, check out the
Theory of a Deadman just released a video for their 2014 song "Blow". It's off their album Savages. They're currently on tour in the U.S. Go here for their tour dates.
Valley Animal Center had an even at Toca Madera Winery this past Saturday to try and get some of their animals adopted!
Firefighters are battling but the blaze is currently only 5% contained! Be careful if you're headed in that direction!
The group matches the mark for the most leaders, three, by an act with a female vocalist. They tied The Pretty Reckless. Check it out HERE:
Is Hulk Hogan one of your favorite WWE wrestlers? Who is this Hulk Hogan you speak of? According to the WWE website, I'm not even sure he ever existed. Expecting a leaked audio of a racist rant,
Fresno Unified students can expect some major changes to their schools this summer. Construction is being done at Hoover and Edison High for new pools, new buildings at McLane and Bullard, and a brand new school by
Jersey Mike's Subs has opened in Fresno, the first of nine to eventually be opened here, and they're doing a good deed for their first couple weeks open. The sub shop on Herndon and Highway 99 is
Always a great song! Check out the performance HERE…
This kid is cup stacking his ass off! He sets the world record about 54 seconds into the video. Watch this kid move HERE…
Mail gets stolen in Fresno all the time. I have been in the post office on Hughes countless times and have met victims of mail theft, some of which who have been hit more than once. Thieves
I look forward to the part of the show when the butts get interviewed! Check it all out HERE:
Bueno is a 5-year-old Chihuahua Mix up for adoption at Valley Animal Center! He is neutered, up-to-date on all of his vaccinations, and is looking for a forever home. Go visit him at VAC's Dog Adoption Center
Want to know what it's like to be insulted by Donald Trump but you don't want to run against him? Just try out the new Trump Insult Generator HERE:
The song is off their forthcoming album DNA which will be released later this fall! In the meantime, get your tickets to see TRAPT here in Fresno at Strummer's HERE.
It's coming out November 6th! Apparently they can't get enough of Daniel Craig. I'm a fan, but I still want Pierce Brosnan back….
Yep, you saw that right. There's a movie coming out October 2nd all about two maids in Fresno. Out of the two sisters, one's a sex addict, and she accidentally kills an Olympian. Natasha Lyonne of Orange
A diner owner catches heat for yelling at a crying toddler in her restaurant. What do you think about the way she handled it? Read more HERE:
Good, now I don't have to go all the way to Vegas to give my money away! A casino that owes a lot of money? Doesn't sound shady at all. Check it out HERE:
We played hooky and took some lucky listeners to Six Flags Magic Mountain with us! Thanks to Absolute Comfort Limousine for providing an unbelievable party bus and Beach Hut Deli in Campus Pointe for the sandwich platters!We're
Unfortunately, we see animal cruelty cases all the time. We wish we could do everything possible to keep it from happening and to save every animal we can. Fresno County's District Attorney has added an Animal Cruelty
I guess her red bull wore off because she no longer has wings. Check out the video HERE…
The band have released a video for their song "In Disarray". The song is off their album Up which will be released August 21st. Check out the video below:
Foo Fighters' Sonic Highways documentary series has been nominated for two Emmy Awards–Outstanding Sound Mixing for Nonfiction Programming and Outstanding Nonfiction Series. Kurt Cobain's documentary "Montage of Heck" has also received some Emmy nominations–Outstanding Sound Mixing for
It took the jury only 12 hours to wave off the insanity plea! Read more HERE:
Are you tired of your cat always putting its butthole too close to your face? It almost feels like they're doing it on purpose sometimes. Well, fear no more. Twinkle Tush is here to save the day!
Turn it up! No, seriously, I can't hear it. Turn it up! Check out the video HERE:
Did you watch? Check out the speech HERE…
Apparently Rousey doesn't need her fists to hit someone hard! Check it out HERE:
I wasn't even that calm when I was reading the story. Listen to it HERE:
Atleast "Mathlete" has the word "athlete" in it. Check out the video HERE…
World On Fire North American Tour Dates: 9/18 – Providence, RI – Lupo's Heartbreak Hotel 9/19 – Clark, NJ – Food Truck and Rock Carnival -festival 9/21 – Hamilton, ON – Hamilton Place Theatre 9/23 – Toronto,
Bodie, Boomer, Maisey, and Einstein are all 13-15-week-old kittens at Petco Adoption Center on Blackstone and Ashlan in Fresno! They've all got their own unique personalities, so you will definitely find one that is the right fit
Are these powerlines making you horny? Check it out HERE:
There have been nine cases reported so far of Leptospirosis in dogs around the Fresno area. It's a disease that can be spread through coming into contact with defecation and urine of other dogs. It has been
I. Can't. Wait. For this to come out. Holy sh**.
Did the new format make a difference? Check it out HERE:
David Letterman made an appearance in Texas during a comedy show starring Martin Short and Steve Martin. Check out the video HERE:
Nothing is worse than an invasion of privacy, but it's even worse when you're doin' your "dooty". Who wants to be watched while they're going to the bathroom? Right here in our state of California, a 5-year-old
Hopefully the winner of this competition gets some medication.
If you like a little excitement in your relationship, Melissa Fazzina started a dating website for civilians and convicted felons.
This is a disturbing new strategy. Read more HERE:
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I assume the Chinese Food still tastes better than prison food. Read more HERE:
Corey Taylor records a message for Kanye West and it's hard to argue with any of it. Check out the video HERE:
I guess Mother Nature is a fan of Shark Week. Check out more HERE:
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I, for one, am more than okay with a nice nipple. Boobs? Sure. Topless women? Of course. Especially being a woman, it gets hot in the summer time, clothes can feel restricting, and bras suck. Why can't
Boston is a 1-year-old Poodle Terrier Mix. He's vaccinated, neutered, and ready for a home! If you're looking for a dog with a sweet personality who is ready to stick by your side, this little guy is
I hope he has a backup career plan. Maybe he should study law because he might need his own services later on. Check out the video here…
My next bike better have an airbag. Check out the video here…
Frontman Grohl wasn't going to let his broken leg keep him from touring North America, so he decided to perform in the most badass throne possible. Check out some of the videos of his performance here:
Carli Lloyd scores a hat trick to lead the US past Japan in win the World Cup Finals! Read more HERE:
The band have released their video for "Jekyll and Hyde" off their upcoming album Got Your Six. Its release is set for August 28th!
I went to get an archery lesson at The Spot Archery in Fresno! Steve Walters taught me how to use every bow, and I didn't suck as much as I thought I would. Check out my experience
All four kittens ranging from 12-15 weeks old are up for adoption at Petco Adoption Center on Blackstone and Ashlan in Fresno! Go check them out in person to see if they're the right fit for you
Be careful out there! And Do Not leave your pets in the car either! The list of cooling centers is HERE:
The United States beats Germany 2-0 to advance to The Women's World Cup finals! One more win! Read more HERE:
You know a prank has gone too far when I side with Paris Hilton. Check out the video HERE…
Is that what they mean by "Mud-Run?" I want to lose weight, but not this way. Check it out HERE:
Luckily, the band still plans to play their North American tour after Grohl fell off a stage in Sweden and broke his leg and dislocated his ankle. However, some dates have been moved around. Check out the
Shinedown is back after three years! Their newest album should be out by the end of this year. Check out their video for their new song "Cut The Cord":
There's a genius family in Fresno taking this drought into their own hands. There are so many water restrictions when it comes to watering your lawn, and rightfully so. The Sjoberg family came up with the idea
No comment from NASA yet. Check it out HERE:
The morning news really gets this cow going. I guess I'm supposed to say it's "Udderly" hilarious! Check it out here…
Is Isis in the sextoy business? According to CNN, maybe. Check it out HERE:
The LGBT community is now legally allowed to be as miserable as married heterosexuals. Read more HERE:
Most of us, if not all of us, have had the Nutella experience. I'll open the jar and say to myself "I'll only have a few bites. Maybe 6." Half a jar later, I'm sitting in the
Frontman Chad Kroeger had a cyst found on his vocal cords recently, causing the band to cancel their tour so he can recover from treatments. The band couldn't be more bummed about the situation, but they thank
It's no secret that we've got a huge homeless population in the Central Valley. People are at almost every street corner begging for food, money, and there's that one guy that has the sign that says, "Why
The investigation into his death is being questioned by… the man who was in charge of the investigation. Check out more HERE:
I'm looking forward to 20 years from now when this impatient girl will get into a fight on line at a WalMart. Check the video Here…
Here's a safer way to ride your bike! When I'm driving down Palm Ave. at 4am, it can be really hard to see bicyclists (even if they do have a dinky little light on their bike). Riding
Am I the only one that was bummed I had to have a normal-ass white license plate when I moved here? I wanted something a little more eye-catching…I'm a woman. We think this way sometimes. Now, California
Ya gotta admire this dad’s creativity.
I'm sure the bear will tell his friends the cat was HUGE! Check out the video Here…
Dobby is a 3-year-old Chihuahua at Valley Animal Center! He has the sweetest nature and biggest heart, is vaccinated and neutered, and just wants a nice companion whose side he can stick to. As you can see,
The horror film The Gallows will be coming out in theaters July 10th. This movie was shot entirely in the Central Valley, and is based on a true story of a horrible accident during a school play.
My Condom Turned Green… Doc Help Me! Students develop idea for new condom that turns color when it detects an STD. Check it out HERE:
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Check out the video they just posted of their mascot breaking free from his constraints. Could this mean they're breaking free from their hiatus…?
Perhaps standing behind a target where people are throwing axes wasn't a great idea. Watch it Here…
Two people flying an ultralight plane didn't know a cat was sleeping on the wing until it crept over to them while they were hundreds of feet in the air. Watch it here:
THE RIP FEELS GOOOOOOD He can't wait for another rip.
Julie from Pure Radiance Day Spa came out this morning to wax Gus' chest and stomach on the air! Miss it? Check out the video here.
A gamer loved his girlfriend so much, that he decided to hack into The Legend of Zelda and propose to her THROUGH THE VIDEO GAME. Watch the video of the proposal below!
The woman who ordered the cake wants her money back. What do you think? Read more HERE:
This isn't legal? Check out the video here:
Shooting gummy bears out of a bazooka at a very good-looking woman's ass because…..why not?
Boston Red Sox's Pablo Sandoval is in some trouble after going to the bathroom during their game against Atlanta on Wednesday. He's been benched because he was caught liking pictures of a woman on his Instagram feed.
He seems so life-like! Check it out HERE…
Is that why they wear those helmets? Check it out HERE…
Due to Dave Grohl breaking his fibula and dislocating his ankle after falling off the stage last week, he needs to rest up and recover after surgery. Unfortunately, that means they had to cancel their European tour.
A puppy, two kittens, and an enormous cat…What more could you ask for? All of these babies are up for adoption at Cat House on the Kings in Parlier, CA. They've had all of their treatments and
Like ugly faces? Don't wear pantyhose anymore? Here's something to use them for:
The Golden State Warriors win the NBA Championship! More importantly, Izzy wins our bet! Fortunately, I spent years prepping for this bet by not growing too much chest hair. – Gus Read more about the series HERE:
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It was a great series. Did you watch it? Read more HERE:
Storyland Playland, along with tons of other organizations (us included), have been working very hard to raise money to get the parks up and running again. However, a recent burglary has set back plans a while. $10,000-$15,000
Worst team-building exercise ever! Read more HERE:
If Bridge is accepted as an olympic sport, I'm pretty sure I'll be watching something else. See the rest of the list HERE:
"Live at the Roxy 25.9.14" is available NOW on Blu-Ray, DVD, 2CD, 3LP set, and BitTorrent Bundle!
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For more information click HERE: If you want to help former lunch lady, Della Curry, change the school lunch system click HERE:
Slash is releasing "Live at the Roxy 9/25/14" in multiple formats on June 16th. Wanna pre-order it? Do it HERE. 'Live At The Roxy 9/25/14' DVD / Blu-Ray Track Listing 1) Ghost 2) Nightrain 3) Back From
Actor, and metal fanatic, Christopher Lee has died at the age of 93. Know for his roles in Lord of the Rings and the Star Wars prequel, he will be sorely missed in the world of acting
Game of Thrones fan? Here's Jon Snow, Jon Snow and Jon Snow… watched by the man who plays Jon Snow. Check out the impressions here…
It's getting HOT out, and the Central Valley's got you covered with some cooling centers to stay safe. They're open from noon-8pm when temperatures reach 105 degrees and up. Here are five cooling center locations, courtesy of
I'm in the wrong business and I also need to be more athletic! Check out the list HERE:
The band performed "Whiplash", as well as the National Anthem, at the 2015 X Games in Austin last week. Here they are signing autographs for fans, and performing their '83 classic:
Remember that time you told your friends to dump a bunch of red ants in your underwear? Watch it here…
Zylen is a 3-month-old Terrier Mix at Valley Animal Center Dog Adoption Center. He's calm, sweet, loves to cuddle, and needs a furever home. Go meet him at Valley Animal Center!
Who said there's no job opportunities out there for recent grads? Read more HERE:
Someone has earned himself some extra snausages! Read more HERE:
Women's USA Soccer Team wins game 1 of the World Cup! Read more HERE:
They've premiered the never-before-heard 1968 track "Sugar Mama" as a preview to their upcoming release of the expanded reissue of their '82 album Coda. It will be released July 31st!
"Killpop" is the third official release off their album .5: The Grey Chapter.
As if I needed more reason to not eat tofu. Check this out HERE:
The fight you've been waiting for… Minnie Mouse vs Hello Kitty! Check it out HERE:
A 91 yr old man crashes car through a garage door to cross activity off his bucket list. Check it out HERE:
Metallica's Hetfield and Hammett performed the National Anthem at X Games Austin. They also performed a headline concert Saturday evening, with proceeds from the show's download going to assist the victims of the recent floods in Texas.
No word on whether or not Morgan Freeman narrated the escape. Check it out HERE:
Apparently, they couldn't get it all said in the first two Sharknados. Check out the trailer for Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No!"
Muse have released another song off their album Drones which is coming out on the 8th. Check out "Defector" below:
"Live at the Roxy 25.9.14" will be released JUne 15th on Blu-Ray, DVD, 2CD, and 3LP set. It features Slash with Myles Kennedy & The Conspirators performing at Guitar Center's 50th Anniversary. Check out the trailer!
A completely differently kind of Gas Tax. Fortunately, the company I work for doesn't have this rule. Check it out HERE:
Pretty sure a coupon for a new meal is not going to be used. Check it out HERE:
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If this guy worked at my high school, my parents would still be in jail. Perhaps he's giving a lesson on misuse of the justice system. Check it out HERE:
Ya like fairy tales? Here's a creepy video with some of those characters spinning around on a mobile above the band. "The Handler" is off their album Drones which comes out on the 8th.
"You're not as drunk as me, so you're free to go" is not something you usually hear at a DUI checkpoint. Check it out HERE:
These kittens are 10-12 weeks old, playful, sweet, mischievous like any kitten, and looking for forever homes. You can go play with them at Petco Adoption Center on Blackstone and Ashlan! Check out my video to see
SPOILER ALERT: I didn't make the team. Thanks for having me out! I only fell once!
Where did all the bees go? This guy's been driving them around. Check it out HERE:
To promote the forthcoming "Live at the Roxy 25.9.14", Slash has released some footage of their performance in LA. The set was performed in celebration of Guitar Center's 50th Anniversary. The DVD, Blu-Ray, 2CD, and 3LP set
We joined Fresno Zombie Society for their Comic Crawl this past weekend, and it kicked ass! Check to see if you're in the video! So many awesome costumes.
Be careful as your luggage might have shifted in the overhead compartment during the flight… or during the crash landing. Check it out here…
Caitlyn Jenner on the cover of Vanity Fair! Check it out HERE:
A woman cleans out her house and finds an original Apple-1 computer… Then she dropped it off at a recycling plant. Oops! The recycling place sold it for $200,000 and is now looking for the woman to
Science! Read more HERE:
Metallica haven't played "The Unforgiven II" live in concert since its debut back in 1997, but this past Friday they decided to whip it out in Germany. Check out the performance below. They'll be moving on to