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Ballard Is Giving Away Tickets To 105-1 The Blaze’s “Gtfo Show” #112: Greta Van Fleet With Dorthy Show At The City National Civic In San Jose On Tuesday, September 18 ! Thanks to our friends at:
Believe it or not, the average person says they have 15 PERFECT days every year. Who are all of you people living your best lives like that? I’m not sure I’ve had 15 perfect days total, like,
If eating a ton of BACON and HOT DOGS makes a person go crazy, then reserve me a spot at an asylum ’cause I’m going DOWN, baby. According to a new study out of Johns Hopkins Medicine
. . . Why is Aquaman wearing leather pants underwater?
There’s been a big trend over the past few years of high fashion companies selling the DUMBEST jeans possible. We’re talking everything from jeans with pre-ripped butt cheeks to jeans that look like one pair tucked into
Sometimes the oddest things can go viral, and this is a perfect example. Today as I was walking home after my run I saw a large lemon rolling down the hill. It kept rolling for about
James Hetfield and Dave Mustaine are reunited in this funky song about war and death.
Corona ads always show people hanging out at the beach, shoving lime wedges in their beers. But if you do that in real life, you could end up with BLISTERS on your hands . . . You
Hot weather means fewer clothes . . . that means fewer pockets . . . and that means you’ve gotta put a few bucks SOMEWHERE. And for a lot of people, that means shoving cash in your
Well this doesn’t seem fair at ALL. According to a new study, the UGLIER a guy is, the more he’s expected to spend on an engagement ring. In other words, if you’re super handsome, you can buy
GEAR: A New Type of Glasses Can Cure Carsickness . . . But They Make You Look Like a Weird Futuristic Dork
Engineers in France have invented a new type of glasses that can CURE you if you’re carsick. The only trade-off is you’ll have to sit in traffic looking like a futuristic DORK for about 10 minutes. A
Here’s some good news and bad news. The good news: There’s a startup in Silicon Valley that’s about to start testing a solution for everyone who HATES getting shots at the doctor. The bad news: Their solution
A Polish historian named Jerzy Targalski was doing a serious interview about Poland’s Supreme Court issues the other day. And when his cat climbed up his back and onto his shoulders in the middle of it, he
WAIT . . . WHAT?: A Terrorist Group Bans Plastic Bags Because They’re “a Serious Threat to the Wellbeing of Humans”
I wonder if being a terrorist keeps you from understanding irony? There’s a terrorist organization in Somalia called Al-Shabaab that’s linked to Al Qaeda. And last week, they announced they weren’t going to use plastic bags anymore
Here’s how to get your boss to go with a more relaxed dress code. Tell them that annoying tie you have to wear is literally making you DUMBER . . . A new study in Germany scanned
Some guy in California took his 360-degree camera on a rollercoaster, and the video is pretty wild.
I know chip companies have to put SOME air in those bags. Otherwise, all the chips would get pulverized during shipping. But a bag that’s HALF air does seem a bit excessive, doesn’t it? A new study
A woman in Texas recently posted photos of a shaving cream hack that can supposedly CURE a sunburn. The photos have been making the rounds on Facebook for the past week. And the hack is pretty simple.
This may have been the strangest mixed martial arts fight in history. It happened on Saturday at an event called “Colosseum Combat 45” in Kokomo Indiana. TRAVIS FULTON . . . with a record of 253 and
I’m a Korny Motherfucker A post shared by MUNKY (@munky_korn) on Jul 2, 2018 at 1:47pm PDT
*SNAP* You’re dust! ???? Can’t believe #BananaSteve & I were able to pull off making a full Grimace-Thanos aka #Grimos cosplay! Debuted today at #MontereyComicCon. #McVengers #Grimace #Thanos #McDonalds #Avengers #InfinityWar #InfinityGauntlet #MarvelComics #Marvel #cosplayer pic.twitter.com/F2ErlcbUfl
David Ma is a director who specializes in food-related shows and videos. In honor of Independence Day he put fireworks like M80s inside 4th of July picnic foods, and filmed them exploding. Stuff like hot dogs, potato
This is a GREAT invention for anyone who worries they might smell bad . . . and an even better passive-aggressive gift for one of your coworkers who DEFINITELY does. A Japanese company called Tania just started
Here’s a summer safety hazard you’d never think of. Leaving a half-full bottle of water in your car could start a FIRE. (???) And if you don’t believe it, there’s plenty of video evidence to back it
A guy in Florida filmed a tree frog on his screen door that had just swallowed a firefly. The reason you can tell is because the firefly keeps lighting up inside the frog.
If you don’t know Venmo, it’s an app that people can use to instantly transfer money to each other. It’s getting more and more popular, especially with younger people. But . . . it’s also making those
There’s video of a woman in China crashing a $600,000 Ferrari 458 that she rented a few minutes earlier. It starts with dashcam video of her driving the car and saying, “First time driving a Ferrari. This
This just might be the most worthy successor yet to the CRONUT. A chef in Melbourne, Australia just created DONUGS . . . which are fried chicken nuggets shaped like donuts. Then they add different toppings like
If I order a pizza because I’m feeling too lazy to cook, it also probably means I’m feeling too lazy to do dishes or maybe even get out of bed. Which is why this invention is GENIUS.
The World Health Organization has officially classified video game addiction as a mental health condition for the first time ever. They’re calling it “gaming disorder,” and it’s included in the 11th edition of their “International Classification of
Metallica were presented with the “Polar Music Prize” last night during a ceremony in Sweden. During the ceremony Ghost performed a cover of “Enter Sandman”, with an assist from Candlemass. The Polar Prize recognizes international excellence in
Watch a 10-year-old drummer nail every song from every official METALLICA studio album. This is just a highlight video, so it’s only about 12 minutes long.
Well here’s the least shocking news story of the year. According to a new study, people just keep on getting DUMBER. Some researchers out of Norway studied IQ test results from men born between 1962 and 1991.
Next time you’re HANGRY, just know this: It’s not your fault. Your lack of food is just messing around with your sweet, innocent brain. A new study out of the University of North Carolina figured out the
Well, it’s happened: I think we finally found some alcohol that’s grosser than Old Milwaukee Light. Tamworth Distilling in New Hampshire is releasing a new limited-edition whiskey that’s flavored with . . . wait for it .
So it’s come to this: Government on every level in this country is SO ineffective that FAST FOOD CHAINS are our best hope for infrastructure improvements. Domino’s Pizza just announced a new plan to drive around the
This is just about the only way I’D fight to catch the bouquet at a wedding. “Oh, you want to catch it because you want to get married? OUT OF THE WAY, loser.” The pizza chain Villa
COOL: If Your Kid Gets Fined for Selling Lemonade Without a Permit, the Makers of Country Time Lemonade Will Cover It
This is pretty good marketing, for a good cause: Did you ever sell lemonade as a kid to make a little money? Kids still do it today sometimes. But occasionally they run into LEGAL TROUBLE. Yeah, seriously.
Waiting for your luggage is one of the worst parts about flying. After a five-hour flight, that extra 10 or 15 minutes feels like an eternity. So here’s a trick that might cut your wait in half
I guess this marriage is off to a good start . . . although I get a feeling that they’re not going to want to frame any of their wedding pictures to hang on the wall forever.
Green Bay Packers linebacker CLAY MATTHEWS was hurt in a SOFTBALL game on Saturday. It was a team charity game in Wisconsin, and Clay was pitching when lineman Lucas Patrick smacked a line-drive that nailed him IN
If you’ve got a lot of money to spend on looking RIDICULOUS, then ooh baby do we have the product for you. A fashion company in New York called Alfie just teamed up with CROCS to make
We’re about to take care of your Father’s Day shopping. The people behind A.1. steak sauce just launched a new line of CANDLES. Yes, candles. And they smell like MEAT. The three scents are Original Meat, which
In between dates at a local music venue, White and his band showed up at Woodrow Wilson High School in Washington, DC to perform a surprise concert during the lunch hour. Check out a gallery from the
Most of high fashion looks weird to normal people. But this takes it to a whole new level of weirdness. A company called Balenciaga just introduced a new t-shirt. And the gimmick is . . . it’s
Apparently there are a lot of people out there who like to play one game of BEER PONG to get themselves drunk for the next 13 hours. According to a new survey, 13% of men and 19%
There’s a good chance you haven’t heard of GOAT YOGA. It’s a strange yoga trend that started a few years ago, and it’s more or less what it sounds like: You do yoga while goats roam around
More than 40 million Americans are expected to hit the road this weekend for Memorial Day. If you’re one of them, here are four tips on how to save on gas . . . Use an app.
THIS is why the internet was created . . .
If your main problem with “Star Wars” is that there’s just not enough STRIPPING in it, I am happy to inform you that your problem has been solved. An Australian burlesque group has put together a show
This is great use of the Internet right here: There’s a tool on Merriam-Webster’s website that lets you see what WORDS were born the same year that you were. So if you were born in 1988, you’ll
Watch as Kirk Hammett (Metallica), Bethany Cosentino (Best Coast) ,WWE Superstar & Fozzy singer Chris Jericho, NXT Superstar Aleistar Black, Charlie Benante (Anthrax), Matt Shadows (Avenged Sevenfold), Actress Jessica Pimente,l Philip Anselmo (Pantera), MMA Fighter Josh Barnett,
No one likes saying “no.” Except for toddlers, they can’t get enough of it. But the rest of us generally like keeping things nice and ambiguous when someone asks for a favor or tries to make plans.
Everyone knows vegetables are good for you. But if you HATE them, a doctor in the U.K. claims you can get away with only eating ONE TYPE. A doctor on the BBC in England recently suggested that
Want to walk around MOONING people all day? Of course you do. And I assume that’s why these exist. A British fashion company called Pretty Little Thing just made the latest entry into the modern Stupid Jeans
This weekend is Cinco de Mayo AND the Kentucky Derby. So if you’re going to be throwing back some drinks, here are four steps on how to prep your body so you don’t feel terrible come Monday
Can your grandma do this?
You’ve probably heard someone call the weather “hot as balls.” I mean, not necessarily today, but during the summer. You’ve also heard things like “cold as hell,” “hot as [eff],” and many more. Well . . .
There’s nothing that any of us can do about our Facebook data that’s already stored on servers everywhere from Russia to . . . well . . . other parts of Russia. But maybe there’s a way
I’ve got a lot of ways I’d describe people who post daily selfies, but “mentally healthy” isn’t one of them. Well . . . what do I know? According to a new study out of England, taking
That new “Karate Kid” show “Cobra Kai” starts with the final fight between Daniel and Johnny in the original movie. Now, that scene is set up to make Daniel look like the hero, and Johnny the villain.
A driver in Houston posted cell phone video of a guy in another car trying to merge into his lane. So, he challenged him to a game of paper-rock-scissors . . . and when the other guy
People have found plenty of weird glitches with Siri over the years, but this is one of the most unexpected ones . . . especially since she and Apple are so against anything FILTHY. A guy on
I don’t need to tell you beer goggles are real. Your sketchy history of questionable decisions is enough proof. But it might be more COMPLICATED than we realized. According to a new study out of the University
Get ready to access the giggly, 14-year-old sense of humor you’ve still got buried somewhere deep. Because this sounds ridiculous, but it’s 100% true. Researchers have finally confirmed that URANUS smells like farts. Astronomers have always wondered
So you’ve been adding a touch of class to parties for years by bringing BOXED WINE. But if you want to step your game up even more, here’s some good news. A company called Black Box Wines
Amazon added a new feature to Alexa yesterday called Skill Blueprints that lets you create custom quizzes, and do things like pre-load answers to questions your babysitter might ask. But here’s how people will ACTUALLY use it
Wow, telecommuting really IS getting more and more popular. Apparently, the newest people working remotely are . . . PRIESTS performing EXORCISMS. According to the Catholic Church, there’s been a big rise in demonic possessions lately .
“Avengers: Infinity War” will be upon us in less than two weeks, and there’s been a lot of speculation that a character . . . or several characters . . . will DIE. Marvel isn’t talking, for
A guy in Australia threw a bucket of fire-starters into a barbecue pit that was already going strong. It caused a fireball that engulfed him in flames and knocked him over. He managed to get up and
The Ice Bucket Challenge went viral about four years ago, and raised $115 million to fight ALS. Now something called the “Lemon Face Challenge” is trying to do the same thing for another good cause . .
A burger joint in Durham, North Carolina is offering a cheeseburger with a whole, oven-roasted TARANTULA on top. You might have seen pictures of it while scrolling through Facebook over the weekend. If you didn’t, it’s not
If you’re going to the opening weekend of Coachella, you need to be prepared. Here are some tips to help you get the best experience . . . If someone hands you something, drink it, smoke it,
See, everyone thought I was the gross one for not washing my hands after I use a public bathroom . . . but it turns out I’VE been the clean one all along. According to a new
The new album “Prequell” drops 6.1
Sports rulebooks can be VERY dense and complicated, because they have to account for every possible scenario. And naturally, some strange rules and conditions have made their way into them. “USA Today” put together a list of
I’m pretty sure if anyone could see all of the thoughts that roll through my head every day I’d get thrown into prison, an asylum, or both. So . . . um . . . maybe pump
I’ve never been THIS confident about the one and only correct answer to a question. A new survey asked people: How many times do you wear a pair of underwear before you wash them? And while you’d
WEIRD: A Man Winds Up in the ER With “Thunderclap Headaches” After He Eats One of the World’s Hottest Peppers
I know it’s BADASS to try to eat the spiciest foods you can . . . but this would make the whole thing way, way LESS cool. There’s a new report in “The BMJ” about a 34-year-old
Everyone’s depressed … #thelongshot A post shared by Billie Joe Armstrong (@billiejoearmstrong) on Apr 4, 2018 at 1:36pm PDT
With Tax Day approaching, here are five common tax scams you should be on the lookout for . . . Phone scams. This is where a scammer calls or texts you pretending to be from the IRS
Your relationship or marriage is depending on whether or not you leave that dirty plate in the sink or rinse it off. Literally. According to a new study out of the University of Utah, your entire relationship
I know that “beer before liquor, never been sicker” and “liquor before beer, you’re in the clear.” But what if your liquor IS your beer? WHAT DO I DO THEN? Quick, someone come up with a rhyme
Step inside, walk this way . . .
“When Legends Rise” drops 4/27
You and your significant other can do every trick in the world to spice up your sex life, but at the end of the day, there’s NOTHING that would really spice it up like both of you
Are you one of the millions of people who just deleted their Facebook accounts? Or, to put it in terms that Facebook would understand, did you say “dasvidaniya” to them? (That’s Russian for “goodbye,” Comrade.) If so,
Here’s a good summer job if you don’t mind occasionally wrapping your arms and body around someone hairy, slippery, and naked. The Dyer Woods Nudist Campgrounds in Foster, Rhode Island just posted a job opening for a
Pretty much every brand now rolls out some kind of fake product or announcement for April Fools’ Day. And most of them are terrible. But this one is good enough to be real this year. In fact,
EVIL: Six April Fool’s Day Easter Pranks (Not That We’re Encouraging That Kind of Behavior, ‘Cuz We’re Not)
April Fool’s Day is also Easter this year. The last time it happened was in 1956, and it won’t happen again until 2029. So make the most of your Easter-themed PRANKS this Sunday. Here are six of
There’s a new roller-coaster at an amusement park in Surrey, England that charges your phone with FEAR. They had scientists develop tech that takes the vibrations from your screams and converts them to energy to power up
Oh man, Ernie is gonna be pisssssssed. According to a new study by the University of Illinois and the Swiss Federal Institute of Aquatic Science and Technology, your child’s RUBBER DUCKIE is a cesspool of dangerous bacteria.
Who knew that standing in a crowd of 10,000 of your closest friends and yelling, “PLAY ‘FREE BIRD’!” was super good for you? According to a new study, going to concerts is so good for your well-being
CheapAir.com posted the results from its annual airfare study the other day, which looked at over 900 MILLION tickets people bought last year. And they found the best time to buy your ticket is exactly 70 days
If someone asked you, “Does the Internet make you happier or miserable?” . . . you’d probably say, “Oh, miserable, definitely.” I mean, that’s what I’d say. But apparently we’re WRONG . . . at least according
The combo of chicken and waffles got super trendy a few years back. So now it’s OLD NEWS. But that’s okay because somehow, Red Lobster just found a way to beat it. They just announced they’re going
Apparently, it’s #nationalpuppyday. So, here’s my dog emerging from his cave. He saw his shadow, so we get six more weeks of puppies (That’s how this works, right?) #adoptdontshop
Apparently we’re all SO addicted to our phones that when we go on vacation, we need to pay someone to FORCE us to leave them at home. There’s a new travel company called Off the Grid, and
Let’s say you didn’t have a toilet. And every day, you just did your business in the backyard . . . and never got rid of what you produced. I guess in this scenario you’d also need
There are so many password breaches and companies getting hacked it’s almost impossible to keep up. Plus there are companies like Facebook that basically don’t care if people steal your info. So when hackers or Russians or
Well this sounds a lot better than getting a spray-on tan, going to a tanning salon, or . . . God forbid . . . going outdoors. A company in England just invented a product called “Tan
After surviving a near fatal bovine attack, a disfigured cafeteria chef (Wade Wilson) struggles to fulfill his dream of becoming Mayberry’s hottest bartender while also learning to cope with his lost sense of taste. Searching to regain
30 years ago today, Nirvana played it’s first show . . .
Kids these days . . .
“Black Labyrinth” drops May 25th
Oregon released a new tourism video that’s pretty far out there. It’s animated and filled with images that are almost psychedelic. There are children riding a giant rabbit, a huge caterpillar bicycling through the forest, and clouds
I’ll share basically anything with my family, even stuff I won’t share with anyone else . . . like my money or a reasonable amount of bites from my ice cream. But this . . . this
Here’s a good one for March Madness. A new survey asked guys what the ideal MAN-CAVE would look like. And basically, it’s multiple TVs . . . plenty of beer . . . and NO WIVES ALLOWED.
CRIME: Idiot Comically Struggles to Steal a Gumball Machine . . . and Doesn’t Even Notice the Box of Cash Next to It (With Video Goodness)
This guy didn’t exactly pull off the heist of the century. A guy crawled through the dog door at an animal shelter in Sacramento, on Friday. His goal was to steal the big GUMBALL MACHINE they have
You might not put a ton of thought into the text messages you send. But you would if one of them could randomly serve as your ETERNAL LEGACY. On Friday, a guy on Twitter named Dan McDaid
Do you take 25 selfies before you post the one where you look PERFECT? If so, it must just make you insane that you look like a hungover goblin on your driver’s license. Well . . .
Want to be happier at your job? It’s easy. Just PHYSICALLY TORTURE your boss. Symbolically. I forgot to say symbolically. That’s kind of an important part of this. According to a new study of 229 people in
Daylight Saving Time starts on Sunday, so we’ll lose an hour of sleep this weekend. If that wasn’t bad enough, here are four OTHER ways it might affect you. There’s an increase in heart attacks on Monday.
It takes forever to pay off debt if you only pay the minimum each month. If you owe $2,000 on 18% interest, it would take over 30 YEARS to pay it all off. Obviously that’s not the
The Robinson family, part of a highly trained mission to establish a new colony in space, is unexpectedly pulled off course forcing them to crash land on a lost planet. Danger will find them. Lost in Space
INFO: A Study Finds Only One Country in the World Would Survive a Zombie Apocalypse . . . and It’s North Korea?
Our country may have a ratio of 17 guns for every one person, but if the zombies ever rise up, it’s not going to do a damn bit of good. Some mathematicians in Brazil just ran a
LIFE IS UNFAIR: A Study Finds the Smartest and Most Talented People Never Wind Up the Most Successful
Do you have those moments where you wonder how all these IDIOTS are making a fortune doing things like YouTube pranks or even being your boss . . . meanwhile you’re SO much smarter and have, like,
THE LONELY ISLAND was asked to write a parody song for the Oscars, and they came up with “Why Not Me?”, a tribute to people who weren’t nominated. Ultimately, it did NOT come together. The group says
I guess this is the Unicorn Frappuccino’s drunk uncle who doesn’t get invited to family events? Apparently there are breweries all over the country that have started making GLITTER BEER. The first brewery to do it was
Are you one of those people who can’t look away from videos of people popping zits, cysts, and all other manner of nasty skin abnormalities? If yes, then you’ve probably heard of Dr. Sandra Lee. She’s a
The Slo-Mo Guys have a new video trending of a Shaolin Monk throwing a needle through a pane of glass. To prove it’s not a trick, they put a balloon behind the glass . . . and
In the Instagram era, it’s more important for food to LOOK good than taste good. Which is how we end up with stuff like this . . . The new, trendy vegetable on sale is PINK LETTUCE.
This is a hard-working country, so if you want to stand out, you’ve got to get even MORE extreme. Take even fewer of your vacation days! Only see your family on nonconsecutive weekends! Never sleep! A new
Apparently, March 9th is National Meatball Day. And a restaurant in New York City called Davio’s Northern Italian Steakhouse is celebrating by selling the world’s FANCIEST and most EXPENSIVE meatball. The meatball is made with Wagyu beef,
We’re a week into the Olympics and if you’re confused by all the terminology in the different sports, maybe this can help. It’s four terms you might hear during the Olympics and what they mean: Clap skate.
This is good to know the next time you’re trying to decide who has to take the trash out, or go pick up dinner . . . Researchers recently talked to nearly 4,000 people about the game
METALLICA will receive the Polar Music Prize this spring. It’s basically the Nobel Prize for music, and recognizes international excellence. They’ll also receive about $126,000, which isn’t much to these guys. So they’re doing something good with
This is weird, but interesting. Some guy realized that match heads are wider than their wooden bodies, so he glued 42,000 of them together to form a globe. It took him months. And then he hung it
The Incredibles are back on June 15 ???? Watch a brand-new sneak peek of #Incredibles2 now. pic.twitter.com/bboEe8S9EJ — Disney/Pixar’s Incredibles 2 (@TheIncredibles) February 15, 2018
Being single on Valentine’s Day can be a bummer. But here are three benefits of being single the rest of the year. And they’re all backed up by science . . . You have more friends. A
The card game Uno came out in 1971, and it hasn’t really changed, evolved, or branched out in almost 50 years. So this is LONG overdue: Mattel just announced that they’re finally coming out with a sequel
Here’s some advice that I never would’ve guessed: If you want to make sure your significant other doesn’t cheat on you, make sure you’re TERRIBLE in bed. According to a new study out of Florida State University,
What do you think the guys in SLIPKNOT do to get pumped for a concert? Burn down orphanages? Slaughter livestock? Rob little old ladies of their bingo money? Nope. They crank up the LIGHT ROCK!!! SHAWN CRAHAN
WHOOPS: A Man Thought He Got a Deal on Red Hot Chili Peppers Tickets, But He Ended Up at a Bagpipe Concert
If you can get RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS tickets for $41 each, you jump on that deal. Just make sure you check and re-check the spelling. A British guy named Duncan Robb found tickets for a show
This is a RIDICULOUS way for a criminal to get caught right here. A guy stole some cash at a farmer’s market in Lancaster, Pennsylvania last week, and then he took off. Fortunately, there was a witness
Popping a pimple is really gross . . . but at the same time, it’s super satisfying, right? So maybe THIS is the new stress ball . . . There’s a new toy on sale called the
A Kansas state trooper posted a video where he’s pleasantly explaining how to merge onto an interstate. It’s something every driver should know, but you can tell he’s seen far too many people get it wrong.
WAIT . . . WHAT?: How Long Can You Use the Same Sheets Before It’s Gross? The Average Person Says 35 Days
How long can you use the same sheets before you’re a disgusting human being? According to a new survey, it’s more than a MONTH. The average person says 35 days. On day 36, you’re officially gross. Not
If you’re planning to make a move on a coworker for Valentine’s Day, first of all . . . you picked a hell of a year to do it. And secondly, try to make it count because
BLING: McDonald’s Created a $12,500 Big Mac Ring . . . and They’re Giving It Away For Valentine’s Day
I’m not sure I’d want to walk around wearing a giant, gold, diamond-encrusted hamburger on my finger . . . but you might. And now you can. McDonald’s just had a jewelry designer make a Big Mac
INFO: The List of 157 New Emojis For 2018 Has Been Finalized, and Includes Redheads, Superheroes, Feet, and Toilet Paper
Finding out what new emojis are coming to our phones is strangely big news . . . I’m like, “Wait, I’m going to be able to send people emojis of a teddy bear or a sponge soon?
A guy in India broke a Guinness record by having 49 watermelons sliced in half on his stomach in a minute. The previous record was 48. He laid on a bench while a guy with a 30-inch
If you’ve got RAGE issues, like me, or, also like me, you’re just finding your level of HATE toward everyone and everything is increasing . . . maybe you’ve thought about meditation as a way to calm
I like pointless Internet arguments as much as anyone, but this one is even TOO pointless for me. Right now, people on Twitter are arguing over the right way to take EGGS out of the carton. There
So if you’re looking for a litmus test to see if a first date has potential to turn into something long term, I GUESS this counts? Because if the woman doesn’t bail on you after THIS, you
If you’ve ever been hit with pepper spray or tear gas, you know it’s a horrible feeling you never want to experience again. So . . . um . . . who’s gonna drink this? Dogfish Head
You probably haven’t eaten pasta with your hands since you were a toddler. And it’s about damn time that changed. Olive Garden just rolled out a new food that’s, basically, LASAGNA NACHOS. They’re calling them “Loaded Pasta
The Big Game is on Sunday. Here are four tips on how to get your TV ready so it looks and sounds its best . . . Make sure your cable box is up-to-date. If your TV
Just what we needed: Something to make kids RUDER. According to a research company called Childwise, Alexa and Siri are making kids lose their manners. It’s because they’re so used to barking orders at those virtual assistants
ROMANCE: You Can Get Married at a Denny’s in Vegas for $99 on Valentine’s Day . . . But Pancakes Are Extra
I’m pretty sure nothing says “romance” better than this. If you didn’t know, there’s a Denny’s in Las Vegas that has its own wedding chapel. And they’re raising their game for Valentine’s Day . . . by
Is modern dating REALLY so complicated that we need to invent a whole new dictionary for it? According to the dating site Plenty Of Fish, here are FIVE new dating terms that are starting to get thrown
If this doesn’t guilt you into calling your mom more often, I don’t know what will . . . According to a recent study on loneliness, calling your parents more often could actually help them LIVE longer.
Because some of us have to work in the morning . . .
If you like watching movies on your phone or iPad but you have trouble finding a comfortable position or getting immersed in what you’re watching, this MIGHT be just what you’re looking for. Emphasis on “might.” A
In theaters 7/6
Fidget spinners were trendy like a year ago. So how did it take this long for someone to use them like THIS? A guy named Jake Sprague from Abington, Massachusetts and his girlfriend went over to her
It’s been almost five years since the CRONUT was invented in New York . . . and people lined up for hours to see what it tasted like when you combined a croissant and a donut. After
Former Spinal Tap bassist Derek Smalls has recruited an impressive array of guests to bring his solo album to life including David Crosby, Peter Frampton, Steely Dan’s Donald Fagan, Chad Smith of the Red Hot Chili Peppers,
You know in a movie where a lethal fighting machine kills a bunch of gangsters, but leaves one guy alive to go warn everyone about how dangerous he is and not to mess with him? YOU need
The word “literally” has been mangled and misused so much over the past few decades, you could say it’s literally been destroyed. Well . . . there’s a bar in New York City called Continental that’s SO
DATING: The New Way to Tell If a Relationship Is Serious Is If You Know the Other Person’s Last Name
I’m not sure anything sums up modern dating better than this. There’s a story in the “Wall Street Journal” right now about how the biggest way to tell if a new relationship is serious or not is
If you’ve been looking for a reason to get yourself a SWEET sports car instead of something practical . . . here’s some great news. According to a new study, driving a sports car is really GOOD
This is terrifying. People are now making really convincing FAKE celebrity porn videos. And we’re not just talking computer wizards here. There’s technology out there that lets just about anybody with a decent computer do it. It
I never realized that the immense pressure to be GORGEOUS and YOUNG can cross species. Saudi Arabia is holding its annual beauty pageant for CAMELS right now. It turns out it’s a huge deal with 300,000 attendees
It’s an odd world we live in where most people would quit their job for the chance to drive around in a giant hot dog . . . but here we are. Oscar Mayer is taking applications
In theaters 4/20 . . . of course, it is.
A town called Lennox Head on the eastern coast of Australia unveiled its new lifeguard DRONE yesterday. It’s a remote-controlled quad-copter they can use to patrol the beaches and find swimmers who get pulled out to sea.
When you go to CVS and get a receipt that’s three miles long, it turns out they just handed you three miles of POISON. According to a new study by an environmental nonprofit out of Michigan called
FINALLY, a job I’m qualified for . . . way more than “radio talking person.” A grocery store chain in Merseyside, England just put up a job listing for a “Chicken Nugget Connoisseur.” They’re looking for someone
Dogs HATE when you dress them up. But I have to imagine they’d hate you even MORE if you dressed them up like this. There’s a new product for sale called the Shed Defender that’s a LEOTARD
Apparently, the people at Diet Coke were like, “Wait, someone ELSE is selling a diet drink and doing well? Not on our watch.” Coca-Cola just announced they’re launching a sleeker design for Diet Coke cans and some
Everyone knows you’re supposed to tilt your glass when you pour a beer, so there’s not too much foam at the top. But being TOO careful about it can actually make you more bloated. And here comes
A woman in Brazil may have set a record for the most destructive bowling roll ever. She somehow LAUNCHED the ball into the AIR where it smashed into an overhead TV screen, and landed in the next
An Instagram account called @HistoryPhotographed is sharing rare pictures from the past . . . including some that give a glimpse into the real lives of celebrities, with candid stuff that you don’t normally see. Or you
There’s video of a Brazilian police car demonstrating a clever but risky way to get out of a tight parking space. Basically, you turn the wheel in the direction you want to go, and then press down
We know what you did last night. And in late September, everyone else is going to know too. Apparently, the top night for makin’ babies for the YEAR was last night. Yes, just two days into 2018,
The United Arab Emirates is known for their over-the-top New Year’s Eve fireworks displays. This year they launched a 2,400-pound shell, and it set a “Guinness World Record” for largest aerial firework. It took a 15-second climb
We’ve entered a new year, and just a few days ago, people from across the globe were gathering in town squares, civic plazas, cordoned off streets, and other public areas to ring in the new year .
Do your bathroom habits change when you’re traveling? Yes, we’re talking about “travel constipation.” And a lot of people just had to deal with it over the holidays. So WHY does it happen? According to experts, there
INFO: The Annual List of Words That Should Be Banned Includes “Unpack,” “Nothingburger,” and “Fake News”
Lake Superior State University in northern Michigan puts out a list at the beginning of each year of words and phrases they wish people would stop using. This is the 43rd year they’ve done it. Here are
I want to say that this is the last Internet debate over something random this year . . . but it’s only December 14th. We still have two-and-a-half weeks, which is a lifetime in dumb Internet years.
The Consumer Product Safety Commission posted a video that shows how fast your Christmas tree can turn into a FIREBALL if you forget to water it. It shows two trees side-by-side. One’s been watered every day, and
YouTube is over a decade old, so by now you know that music videos can rack up the views . . . but you also know that a lot of other things can go viral for NO
PHOTO: A College Student Says She’ll Dress as a Christmas Tree For the Semester If She Gets 1,000 Retweets . . . and She Gets Them
If you want to get a whole lot of retweets, here’s a quick strategy: Just offer to do something HUMILIATING. A 20-year-old woman named Kelsey Hall who’s a student at the University of Alabama tweeted a photo
WATCH: A Guy Dressed as Santa Tried to Skydive Into a Charity Event in Florida . . . and Crashed Hard Into a Tree (NSFW Language)
See, THIS is why Santa needs to stick to traveling by sleigh. Because as soon as he tries to get creative or EXTREME, little kids wind up TRAUMATIZED. A guys dressed as Santa tried to SKYDIVE into
When you’re 10 or 12 cars back at a red light, you want everyone in front of you to pull up as far as they can, so you’ll make it through the next green light. You might
How 2017 is this? We can’t just enjoy Christmas songs anymore, now we have to have algorithms making Christmas songs specifically designed to manipulate our emotions. A musicologist at the Boston Conservatory named Dr. Joe Bennett decided
How much did it cost to have your picture taken with Santa at the mall back when we were kids? Five bucks? Maybe 10? Well, whatever it was, it’s WAY more now. Apparently, malls all over the
Ever since the cronut was invented, people have been trying to make the next great baked good . . . and this just might be it. Cinnabon announced that they’ve found a way to make chocolate chip
There’s a family from Whittier, California whose Christmas card is going viral . . . and turning their daughter into a hero. The Seawright family’s card features the parents holding a sign that says “Excited.” One of
When do you throw out a pair of underwear? If your answer is, “Only when it has too many holes for me to count” or “Wait, people throw away underwear?” . . . then listen up. According
Feel like the entire world is turned upside-down? Why not let your Christmas tree make that metaphor. Apparently, UPSIDE-DOWN CHRISTMAS TREES are trendy this year. You can either mount your tree to the ceiling so it hangs,
I always thought the worst thing you could buy used is UNDERWEAR. I was wrong. THIS is indisputably worse. A guy named Kyng Major in McComb, Mississippi just posted an item for sale on Facebook . .
This might be the first time anything on The Weather Channel had to be censored . . . The most Atlanta thing to ever happen? MARTA bus parks right in front of The Weather Channel’s Dome
In case you haven’t seen this, a man named Richard Browning set the Guinness record for fastest speed in a “body controlled jet engine powered suit.” It looks like an Iron Man suit and he got it
Maybe toss your dog a few extra pieces of turkey this Thursday. They deserve it for saving your LIFE. Or at least extending it . . . A huge new study in Sweden looked at the medical
WTF?: KFC Has Created an “Internet Escape Pod” . . . Which Is a Tent That Blocks You From Getting a Signal
This is definitely one of the strangest products we’ve seen in a WHILE. For some reason, KFC has created something called the “Internet Escape Pod,” which looks like a small metal tent with a giant Colonel Sanders
Some engineering students at the University of Michigan figured out how to essentially GUARANTEE that you win the wishbone breaking war at Thanksgiving. Here are their five tips . . . Make sure it’s dry. A fresh
Think it’s lazy to get carry-out for Thanksgiving instead of cooking dinner? That’s not lazy. THIS is lazy. Pringles just created a Thanksgiving dinner in CHIP FORM. It’s a box with eight different flavored stacks of Pringles:
A video has gone viral of a GoPro being engulfed by lava flowing from Kilauea Volcano in Hawaii. It belonged to an EcoGuide who left it in a crevice, and then came back after the lava cooled
NEWS: A Dad Wants a High School to Change Its Mascot Because Cheering For “Phoenix” Sounds Like Cheering For “P*nis”
There’s something very entertaining about the thought of hundreds of parents standing at a football game screaming, “LET’S GO PENIS!” Entertaining to me, at least. It’s horrifying to THIS guy. A guy named Kyle Fraughton is a
Here’s something good for you and your siblings to secretly bet on to keep Thanksgiving interesting this year: Which relative is going to PASS OUT DRUNK first? A new survey asked more than 1,000 people which of
A while back, there was talk about a study that showed that psychopaths don’t really dig classical music, like Hannibal Lecter and other movie villains. They actually prefer RAP and POP music. New York University tested 200
Sometimes a company launches a new product that complements their business SO well, you can’t believe it took them this long to figure it out. This is one of those cases. Stove Top stuffing just launched a
A woman wanted to sell her ’96 Honda, so her boyfriend made a fake commercial for it that went viral over the weekend. It looks like a new car ad you’d see on TV, with an announcer,
I don’t love that Apple has been reading all of my texts to see what emojis I’ve been using . . . so much eggplant . . . but I DO appreciate this kind of insight. So
This happened during the Houston Astros’ Victory Parade . . . Well played, Houston This lady dropped her hat, and Houston came in clutch to get it back up to her #earnedhistory pic.twitter.com/1thxzO7B6i — enokez (@AlanEnokian)
Is there any tech company that DOESN’T make you feel totally violated at this point? Here’s the latest, and it’s wild. Believe it or not, Apple has secretly been cataloging photos of you wearing a BRA for
If you want a beer that’s absurdly expensive AND illegal in most of the south, then oh baby, today’s your day. Samuel Adams just announced they’re making a special craft beer called Utopias. It’s 56 PROOF, which
Here’s the monologue . . . And then, there’s this . . .
Once your kids are in bed, the question is . . . what type of WINE goes best with their Halloween candy? Here are six candies, and the best wine to pair with each one . .
Sure, you’ve been drunk . . . But have you been “Fall Off the Top of a Refrigerator Drunk”? Here’s a clip of a drunk girl falling off the top of a refrigerator. She’s actually the one
“Should pineapple be a pizza topping?” is one of the few things people can still debate civilly these days . . . which is probably why it seems to keep popping up over and over online. But
Here’s why you should be washing your hands no less than 475 times a day. “Men’s Health” magazine recently went around testing different surfaces in New York City to see how many GERMS they had on them.
I get super annoyed by PEOPLE telling me, “Hey, you need to smile more” . . . so I’m certainly not going to let some MACHINE get away with it. A designer named Berk Ilhan just released
It’s pretty rare for BUTT WIPING to come up in a casual conversation . . . which, frankly, is a good thing. So who knew there was such an even split in techniques? A new survey by
A lot of big fall TV shows are coming back. But not everyone watches them the day they air anymore. Someone posted a list of a bunch of rules we should all be following when it comes
I’m not sure this invention needs to exist, but since it does, might as well get in on it. The Japanese company Nissin makes instant noodles, like Top Ramen and Cup Noodles. And they’ve invented a NOISE-CANCELING
America may’ve fallen behind the rest of the world in things like healthcare, science, and education . . . but at least we’re still number one when it comes to bringing the HEAT in the bedroom. According
Want to celebrate on October 31st by dressing up as the hottest toy from April? There’s a company called Dolls Kill and they just released a new costume for Halloween . . . the SEXY FIDGET SPINNER.
If you’re on Snapchat, you know the dancing hot dog. You can’t avoid it. If you’re not on Snapchat . . . um, people can and DO add an animated dancing hot dog to their videos. No,
“Time” magazine just ranked the 15 most influential websites of all time. And the most surprising part might be that no PORN sites made the list. Here’s the top ten . . . Google. Obviously. Amazon. It’s
PHOTO: Check Out Rami Malek of “Mr. Robot” as Freddie Mercury from the Queen Movie, “Bohemian Rhapsody”.
Couldn’t help myself and had to post this iPhone pic A post shared by Bryan Singer (@bryanjaysinger) on Oct 16, 2017 at 6:30pm PDT
There’s a picture going viral from the New York Jets versus New England Patriots game from Sunday. A Jets fan who’s wearing a shirt that says “I Stand For the National Anthem” was photographed . . .
PHOTO: The Hamburger Helper Hand Reveals What Its Skeleton Looks Like Inside the Glove . . . and It’s Creepier Than You’d Think
You probably haven’t thought about the Hamburger Helper mascot very much lately . . . but somehow, you still know it off the top of your head: It’s a glove with four fingers and a smiling face
Recorded in the garage at The Carlson House, El Cerrito, CA in late June 1985. From the Remastered Deluxe Box Set & 3-CD Expanded Edition of Master of Puppets, available everywhere on November 10th.
Last year, Arby’s announced they’d be serving an unusual kind of meat. The jokes really write themselves. Anyway, they offered DEER MEAT sandwiches in six big deer-hunting states: Wisconsin, Minnesota, Michigan, Pennsylvania, Tennessee, and Georgia. Well, good
Look, Tim Hortons. If you’re going to have shops down here in America, at least pretend you like us and you don’t think we’re LUNATICS with absurd palates. Tim Hortons just announced a new latte that tastes
A collection of Halloween news bloopers and pranks has been trending online. Most are reporters getting scared on-air, or at haunted house-type locations. Some good ones include an over-the-top Richard Simmons . . . a reporter removing
Hopefully your kids bring home lots of candy this Halloween, so you can raid their stash. But here’s something you DON’T want them to bring home . . . Doctors see a lot more cases of HEAD
Wow, I could’ve saved a lot of money at amusement parks and carnivals as a teenager if I had known it would be JUST as fun to stay home playing with my acne. People LOVE popping pimples,
Here’s more proof that EVERYTHING from the ’90s that has any shred of nostalgic appeal is going to be resurrected. Remember the Tamagotchi virtual pets? You might’ve had one as a kid . . . and, you
Boarding an airplane is still just HORRIBLE . . . waiting in a mass of humanity until they call your group, then standing in a line, packing into the aisle, and waiting forever for people to load
It’s about time that someone figured out how to turn burritos into dessert. Right now, at the Arizona State Fair in Phoenix, someone’s selling a COTTON CANDY BURRITO. They flatten out cotton candy . . . put
If you’re dumping someone, is it better to break it to them gently, or just come right out and say it? According to a new study, the gentle approach is VERY overrated . . . Researchers at
Every few months, a new futuristic product comes out that seems like it was lifted straight out of a “Star Trek” episode. We still haven’t gotten a teleportation device yet, but this is pretty cool . .
There’s a company in New Bedford, Massachusetts called DONG Energy. They’ve been around since 1920, and they’ve finally decided to change their name. But allegedly it’s not because of the immature reason we’re all thinking of. Sure,
DATING: We’re Much More Willing to Share Personal Info with a Random Website Than with Someone We’re Dating
We may all be TERRIBLE at online security, but at least we’re all seasoned pros at playing MIND GAMES in new relationships. According to a new survey, we’re all WAY more willing to share our personal info
Archaeologists in Turkey believe they’ve just made an incredible discovery . . . they’ve found the real-life Santa. At this point, you might want your send your kids out of the room. Because . . . um
There’s a St. Bernard in South Dakota that holds the Guinness World Record for longest tongue on a dog. It measures 7.3 inches from snout to tip.
No matter how amazing you are in bed, there’s a chance your significant other will NEVER find you more amazing than finding a perfect new sweater on sale for 40% off at Nordstrom. A new study found
Everyone’s wondered at some point if maybe we’re living in “The Truman Show” . . . or if this is all a “Matrix”-type simulation . . . or we’re all just characters in some alien civilization’s reality
If you’re physically TURNED ON by the Mona Lisa, welcome to the best day of your life. Art experts in France recently started studying an old charcoal drawing that’s been at a museum near Paris for 150
His solo album “Ogilala” drops 10/13
This sucks for people who hate needles. If you get stressed out just thinking about going in for your flu shot, it might make it less effective . . . A new study came out this month
It’s a great time to be single if you’re a sociopath, because there are SO many new ways to screw with people’s heads. Here’s the new one . . . The latest dating term is “submarining.” That’s
There’s a reason it’s so hard to put in a full workday without taking a ton of little breaks to eat snacks, aimlessly mess around online, or think impure thoughts about the deliciously voluptuous new temp in
Nothing More performed Glen Hansard’s “Say It To Me Now” mashed up with the Offspring’s “Gone Away”
FILM: Burger King in Russia Wants “It” Pulled from Theaters, Because They Think It’s an Ad for McDonald’s
This is a totally new angle on people wanting to ban the movie “It”: The Russian division of Burger King is trying to get it pulled from theaters over there, because they think it boosts their competition.
When it comes to pro wrestling, the matches may be fake, but the GROUPIE SEX is 100% real. Just ask RIC FLAIR. In an ESPN “30 for 30” special that airs in November, he estimates he’s been
At this point, you’ve probably heard the term “mansplaining.” I’m not going to clarify what it means because, you know, irony. Anyway, an astronomer and professor from New Hampshire named Nicole Gugliucci just coined a new word
One of the big challenges in college is walking that fine line between getting an education and getting hammered on a Tuesday. And a new study just figured out exactly where that line is. Researchers from Cornell
If you think pineapple isn’t a proper pizza topping, I’m worried about how you’re going to react to THIS. A Twitter user named TheRealAsswolf from Salt Lake City made himself a DiGiorno pizza last week . .
Some guy made a fake news report, just to rag on the friend he was playing in fantasy football. Their league is called “Double Cheese.” So he called it Double Cheese News. And he got the guy’s
This is useful for two types of people. The kind who like beer but don’t want to feel bloated. And the type who take pride in their BURPING prowess. A scientist tested 31 different beers to see
Hey, when you’re fighting for limited resources after a record-breaking natural disaster, use whatever you’ve got, I guess. A 37-year-old woman named Kynse Leigh from Fort Myers, Florida couldn’t get anyone to come fix her downed power
TECH: A New App Lets You Play Matchmaker For Your Single Friends . . . Whether They Want You to Or Not
If you keep trying to hook up your single friends with each other but they always ignore your suggestions, you’re going to love this. There’s a new APP to help you find them love . . .
You know, the last time I was doing shots of Fireball whiskey, I was totally thinking to myself they would taste great with some cream cheese and lox. Well . . . a bakery in Freehold, New
Apparently, if you want to be truly happy, you should never get out of your bed. According to a new study, having GOOD SEX and getting GOOD SLEEP make people happier than being RICH. The researchers found
Have you always dreamed of having a big, round BELLY sticking out of your shirt, but you’re just too damn thin to pull it off? Yeah . . . uh . . . me too. Anyway, a
Marvel’s The Punisher premieres globally █████ 2017, only on Netflix.
Do you want a sexy but topical Halloween costume this year? Well . . . even if you do, this probably isn’t it. But here you go . . . A costume company called Yandy.com just released
2017 is turning out to be one of the WORST years ever for the evolution of jeans. So far, designers have made $425 jeans that are pre-stained with mud . . . totally crotchless jeans . .
Adding whipped cream to iced tea sounds weird to me. This is 100 times weirder. Apparently, the hot new food trend is adding whipped CHEESE to iced tea. That’s right, I said whipped cheese. The drink started
All this time, I thought the reason I didn’t clean my toilet was because I was lazy. But it turns out I was just a visionary. According to a new study, cleaning your toilet could be KILLING
It’s not just you, fashion IS getting stupider. The latest ridiculous item is a new Calvin Klein sweater that’s missing a key component: The torso. Yes, the sweater is JUST SLEEVES. The part that goes over your
Not everyone is donating to the PEOPLE affected by Hurricane Harvey. Some are doing what they can for the ANIMALS in need. Several artists have written new tracks for an album called “Dog Songs”, with all the
GEAR: A Fashion Company Just Introduced $800 Running Shoes and People Online Are Ripping Them For Being Hideous
You don’t need to drop almost a grand on sneakers. But if you ARE going to spend that much, at least buy ones that look good. A fashion company called Balenciaga just released a new pair of
Here’s a sentence I’m not sure anyone’s ever said before in the history of the world: Fast food is good for you. Well . . . sort of. A new study out of Boston University found that
Their “evolving album” continues to grow . . .
A YouTuber with some serious guitar chops made a video where he plays METALLICA’s “Enter Sandman” in a bunch of different genres: Pop/Punk, Reggae, Jazz, Blues, Indie, Classical, Hip-Hop, Funk, and Techno.
We’ve all been there . . . you buy a very expensive sports jersey, and before you’ve even gotten a salsa stain on it, that player gets traded, suffers a career-ending injury, or just suddenly becomes terrible.
As people in the Houston area geared up for Hurricane Harvey, there was a run on coolers, so they could store food and water as they rode the thing out. BUT . . . there’s a photo
: Do you ever have to chug a whole pot of coffee to get through work? Well, you might not want to make a habit of it. According to a new study, that much coffee could be
Someone looked up a bunch of studies about line-cutting. Here’s the five-step process you need to remember if you want to successfully cut in line in front of someone . . . Don’t try it if the
The Internet has to keep inventing new terms to describe all of the types of psychological torture that can happen in the modern dating world . . . and here’s the newest one. It’s “stashing” . .
So, when you win the lottery and find yourself several hundred million dollars richer . . . what are you going to do? If you answered, “Take a deep breath and then do some careful legal and financial
There’s a whole diet that’s based around putting BUTTER in coffee. It sounds gross. I’ve actually tasted it and can say . . . yeah, it totally IS gross. But this is worse. A TV sports reporter
Someone put together a list of foods that can easily put you in an early GRAVE. Here are nine of the most dangerous foods in the world. And you might have a few of them in your
This doesn’t just walk the line between sweet and creepy, it IS the line. A company that makes custom SEX DOLLS says the most common requests used to be dolls that look like celebrities . . .
I guess if you’re going to invest the money and PAIN in getting a Brazilian wax, you might as well make SURE people are noticing. A company in Tokyo called BoDivas just started selling a new type
In five or ten years, you might be able to put emojis in your work emails without people thinking you’re unprofessional. But that day hasn’t come yet . . . A new study in Israel surveyed 550
There’s a property on Airbnb in Queens, New York about an hour from Times Square on the subway. So, the location isn’t great. But it’s going for $750 a NIGHT . . . because it’s the house
WAIT . . . WHAT?: A Mom Asks a Museum to Reschedule Its Solar Eclipse Party Since It’s a School Night
I’m not sure this woman gets how ANYTHING works. A science museum in Dallas is holding a solar eclipse viewing party a week from Monday. And a woman wrote a comment on their Facebook page earlier this
: Time marches on and movies become dated. Sometimes straight-up OUT-dated. Buzzfeed put out a list of 17 Movies That Couldn’t Happen in 2017. It’s a little repetitive, because they just took 17 old movies and showed
Someone had a bunch of bartenders list things they wish their customers knew. Here are five tips we liked . . . Asking for less ice won’t get you more alcohol. You’ll get the same drink with
STATS: Only 22% of Fortune Cookies Predict the Future . . . But Their Lucky Numbers Could Win You the Lottery
Here’s some bad news and good news about fortune cookies. The bad news? The probably won’t predict your future. The good news? They might make you rich. The website FiveThirtyEight analyzed 1,035 different fortune cookies to see
INFO: Here Are the Ideal Times to Wake Up, Eat Breakfast, Have a Drink, and Have Sex . . . According to “Active” People
A new survey asked 1,000 people with ACTIVE lifestyles to come up with their ideal times to do stuff each day . . . like wake up, eat breakfast, and have sex. According to the results, here’s
Papa John’s has a new gluten-free pizza crust. But apparently it’s not made for people with celiac disease or other REAL gluten intolerance issues . . . it’s more for people who kinda maybe sorta like the
INFO: The Guy Who Invented Those Annoying Rules For Choosing Your Passwords Now Says He Regrets Them
If you’re wondering WHY every place makes you pick a password with at least one capital letter, one number, and one symbol, it’s because of one guy. Bill Burr worked for the National Institute of Standards and
Ham and pineapple are pretty controversial pizza toppings . . . some people swear by it, and the rest think it’s disgusting. So I wonder how they’re going to feel about THIS. The latest viral food craze
INFO: Here’s How to Watch the Eclipse While Hunting Bigfoot, Looking for UFOs, or Eating at a Waffle House
There are maps online that show the best places to see the eclipse this month. Now people are combining them with OTHER maps in case you want to multitask. You know, because a solar eclipse on its
Moscow mules are one of the trendiest drinks of the past few years, and part of the appeal is because they come in those sweet COPPER MUGS. I mean, those DO look good on Instagram. Unfortunately, they
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SEX: The Trick to Being in a “Friends-With-Benefits” Situation Is . . . Kinda Treating It Like a Real Relationship
The big part of the appeal of a “friends-with-benefits” situation is that there are no strings attached. I mean . . . there was literally a movie about it with Ashton Kutcher and Natalie Portman CALLED “No
Wichita State University in Kansas recently teamed up with the city of Wichita to paint a water tower with the school logo and name. And somehow, they managed to misspell two of the three words. Impressive. Even
Yes, the Garth Brooks song . . .
It seems like everyone is obsessed with true crime shows like “Making a Murderer”, “The Keepers”, “The Jinx”, and “The People v. O.J. Simpson” . . . so it was only a matter of time before someone
Motörhead to release “Under Cöver” next month
A Honda Civic hatchback rear-ended another car during a hit-and-run in England last Friday. And there were so many passengers in the Honda, it was like a clown car. Somehow NINE people were packed in there. They
Muscle car fans might hate this. Everyone else will love it. Especially if they start adding the option to motorcycles soon . . . The new Ford Mustang GT comes out this fall, and it has a
Apparently the key to being funny is talking like a rapper from 1993. A team of scientists out of the University of Warwick in England just released the results of their study to find the FUNNIEST WORDS
I’ve never been in the position to drop a small fortune on a rare Ferrari, but if I did, I KNOW I’d want to take it out onto the open roads to see what it can really
Novoselic sarcastically wrote on YouTube, “This video cost over $2 million to make. The reason is, it was shot on a soundstage and all of the flora is made from plastic, foam and other materials to get
When I’m eating tacos, I’m not really focused on the structural integrity or an optimal consumption matrix . . . I’m really just jamming them as fast as I can into my food hole. But maybe you’re
PHOTO: A Drunk Driver’s “Suspicious Vehicle” Had No Doors, No Plates, and an Ax Embedded in the Roof
We see a lot of stories about criminals who get pulled over for things like broken taillights. But this is a whole new category of stupid . . . Someone in Upstate New York called the cops
There are very few things in life that are as satisfying as nailing someone with a perfect insult. There’s a discussion on Reddit right now where people are sharing their BEST insult . . . and just
Someone went through the menus at different fast food places, and figured out how to get as much food as possible for five bucks . . . Taco Bell. Just order five things off their “Dollar Cravings”
I legitimately have no idea if this counts as female empowerment or sexist exploitation. You be the judge, I guess. According to a new study out of the University of Wisconsin, women who show some CLEAVAGE at
Are you telling me that listening to us spew out BRILLIANCE on the radio every day ISN’T making people smarter? I refuse to believe it. According to a new study, spending two hours a day or more
PHOTO: A Guy Mows “A-Hole” in His Lawn With an Arrow Pointing at His Neighbor’s House . . . and It’s Captured on Google Earth
This is LEGENDARY passive-aggressive revenge on a bad neighbor right here. A guy in Sequim, Washington had issues with his neighbors because they painted their house bright purple and pink several years ago. So he mowed the
A lot of people are still suspicious about GMOs . . . that’s “genetically modified organisms.” But it’s hard to argue THIS isn’t good news . . . For the past ten years, researchers in Australia have
ROMANCE: Tinder Gives a Free Hawaii Trip to Two People Who’ve Been Chatting For Three Years Without Meeting
I thought the point of Tinder is to find someone THAT NIGHT to get-it-on with and then never see again. This is like the exact opposite. Back in September of 2014, a guy named Josh and a
You can drive an electric car, compost your garbage, install solar panels on your house, and chain yourself to trees to keep them from getting cut down. But if you REALLY want to save the environment .
The EP “Add Violence” drops 7/21
This is like the ultimate toothbrush for anyone who’s LAZY. Not only does it brush your teeth for you . . . not only does it brush them in record time . . . but you don’t
I’m not sure anyone needs ANOTHER reason to drink coffee . . . our current reason of “it’s the only thing making me a functional member of society and without it I’d murder you all” seems strong
In every generation, BROS find ways to do dangerous and stupid things to their buddies . . . only in THIS generation, they can share videos of their jackassery with the world. Apparently, there’s a new trend
People on the Internet think of the most amazing dumb stuff, man. There’s a debate going on right now on Twitter that’s the next evolution of the old “Is a hot dog a sandwich?” question. Now people
I think even $3 is too expensive for a fidget spinner. So . . . um . . . I’m definitely not the target audience for THIS. A Russian jewelry company called Caviar just started selling the
A crowd of 1,000 people set a new world record for headbanging. It was at a Fourth of July event in Aurora, Illinois . . . in honor of the 25th anniversary of “Wayne’s World”. That’s where
You don’t have to admit you’re WRONG to end an argument . . . God forbid. But you may have to shed some tears or get naked. According to a new study out of Bucknell University in
A product called “The X Suit” has been raising a ton of money on Kickstarter this week. It basically looks like a normal men’s suit. But the material is a lot stretchier, and you can supposedly wear
The biggest cliché about online dating is that it’s filled with people who are using old pictures that do NOT accurately show what they look like today. Well . . . now, we’ve got a term for
The big Instagram trend for summer is to cut a piece of watermelon into the shape of a dress or a shirt. Then you hold it up in front of a camera, and have someone pose in
To celebrate “National Bikini Day” on July 5th, Villa Italian Kitchen (there’s one in Visalia), created the “Pizza-Kini”! In a Facebook post, they said “For just $10,000, we’ll set you up with our food stylist and help you
If you need to chill a bunch of warm beer for your Fourth of July party, here’s the fastest way to do it. And you can also turn this into a summer science lesson for your KID
If the millennials get their way, soon enough we’ll just dump English completely and move back to using hieroglyphics. And in that case, picture the shocked emoji face to sum up my thoughts. According to a new
If you’re heading somewhere for the Fourth of July and planning to caravan with another car, DON’T try to follow them. Just get the address instead. Here’s why . . . Researchers at Arizona State just published
Taco Bell announced earlier this year that their new location on the Las Vegas strip would offer WEDDINGS . . . so you can fulfill your lifelong dream of getting married inside America’s second-most mockable fast food
Wow, who knew there was ANOTHER way for men to be selfish during sex? According to a new study in the “Journal of Sexual Medicine”, having regular sex is the BEST way to prevent heart disease .
Our phones can answer any question we have or solve almost any problem we’re faced with . . . so why do we even NEED our brains anymore? A new study out of the University of Texas
An awesome video has resurfaced of a Vine star named Jen Dent dancing at a concert. If you haven’t seen it, you need to. Right now.
This is a pretty dark hypothetical situation, but it’s one everyone’s thought about at some point: If you died alone in your house, would your pets eat you? If you have a cat, or 17 cats, you
PHOTO: The Winner of This Year’s Ugliest Dog Contest Is a 125-Pound Mastiff With Enormous Drooping Jowls
The annual World’s Ugliest Dog contest went down on Friday at the Sonoma-Marin Fair in northern California. And this year’s champ may not be the ugliest winner ever . . . but she IS the largest. The
It’s one of the biggest mysteries in the “Toy Story” universe: Where is Andy’s dad? Well, there might finally be an answer: He’s DEAD. That’s the short version. The long version is REALLY long, but I’ll try
I don’t understand high fashion. The stuff usually looks so ugly to me. Although I guess by THAT principle, this DOES make sense. The SOCKS WITH SANDALS look just showed up in three different fashion shows in
Probably not . . . but, it’s still pretty good.
This sounds like a MUCH easier solution for fixing your marriage than, you know, talking through your issues. A new study out of Florida State University found that if you and your significant other spend time looking
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I’m pretty sure no long-term good can come from SNORTING anything, but here we are. SNORTABLE CHOCOLATE has been around in Europe for a while, but it just made its way over here. The product is called
There’s a fine line between being MacGyver and being a damn fool. Apparently, there’s a new trend where people who don’t have tanning oil improvise . . . by putting COCA-COLA all over their bodies before they
GROSSEST PHOTO OF THE YEAR (SO FAR): Surgeons Remove 30 Inches of Impacted Bowels From a Constipated Man
This is going to make you want to chug Metamucil and prune juice. A severely constipated 22-year-old man in Shanghai, China needed surgery recently, where doctors removed 30 INCHES of his large intestines . . . that
A new study out yesterday found that having too many options when you’re dating online can actually be a BAD thing. Researchers at the University of Wisconsin had people look through profiles and choose someone to go
Pizza and ice cream MIGHT be the two most popular foods in the country. But that doesn’t mean we want them to get-it-on with each other. An ice cream shop in Philadelphia called Little Baby’s is selling
Men can walk around topless in America without any issue and in most places, women can’t. There’s a new bathing suit that offers up some subtle social commentary on that paradox. Or maybe I’m WAY overthinking it,
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If this doesn’t sum up Russia’s credibility on the Internet, nothing does. Vending machines just started popping up in malls around Russia . . . and they sell INSTAGRAM LIKES. You put in 50 Rubles, which is
I’d totally try this if the chances of puking all over a treadmill were a little lower . . . According to a new study, you’ll get a better workout in if you chug FOUR CUPS OF
Your tiny dog needs this, just for the ego boost. A company in Japan has started selling SAMURAI BODY ARMOR for dogs and cats. So it’s like a dog sweater, but doesn’t make them look like a
This is not a drill. I repeat, this is not a drill. ZIMA . . . yes, Zima . . . is back, baby! MillerCoors just announced that they’re bringing back Zima from the grave for a
Leaving the house in your bathrobe might be the ULTIMATE sign you’ve given up. Leaving the house in sweatpants is the number two sign. Now you can do both at the same time! Yay? There’s a Kickstarter
TECH: A New App Lets You Share Confusing Dating Chats to Get Help Figuring Out What the Person Was Actually Saying
When you’re just starting to date someone, you overthink literally every text they send, trying to figure out the hidden meanings inside. Why did they wait two hours to write back to you and just send the
Watch CHRIS HEMSWORTH beat up “Avengers” action figures with Thor’s Hammer . . .
Someone had a bunch of teenagers explain how to be “cool” on social media. Here are seven rules to follow . . . and none them are about Facebook, because teens just don’t care. Instagram, Twitter, and
I guess when you finally decide to get your yard work done, you’re not going to let anything get in your way. A guy named Theunis Wessels from Three Hills, Alberta, Canada was mowing his lawn on
A guy posted video featuring several clips of a very dedicated “The floor is lava” game he plays with a female friend. Whenever when one of them says, “The floor is lava”, the other has five seconds
The town of Sussex, Wisconsin near Milwaukee had their water tower repainted this week. But the workers had to stop halfway through on Wednesday to let the paint dry. And only the SECOND half of the town
If you’re too tired to have sex tonight, apparently it’s because you’re doing EVERYTHING wrong. According to two new studies, if you want to have more sex, just get better sleep. And if you want better sleep
You’re not going to believe this, but according to a new study, drinking TEQUILA helps you lose weight. And not just because it makes you vomit out the contents of your stomach. Tequila is made from an
Spelling is kind of a lost art . . . people either have everything automatically spell-checked, or just don’t care if they’re right or wrong. But still . . . wow. Google just put together a map
Denny’s might not have the BEST food. But their menu is huge, they’re open all the time, and they serve breakfast all day. So this might actually work . . . Denny’s just announced they’re rolling out
We’re not saying this is a GOOD Father’s Day gift. But hey, why not give Dad something he might actually USE this year. Prepare to say “yuck” . . . There’s a new gadget on Indiegogo called
It’s got to be disappointing when someone else gets to consummate your wedding before you do. Brad and Jenessa McKillen got married last weekend in Ontario, Canada. And they did it on Jenessa’s parents’ farm because, quote,
Beautiful mutant pineapples are here to make your summer weird. Back in December, the FDA approved the sale of PINK PINEAPPLES. They’re genetically modified with a safe chemical called lycopene to turn the skin and insides pink.
How much would you pay for a smelly, 33-year-old pair of shoes? What if they were owned by MICHAEL JORDAN? And autographed? And from the 1984 Olympics? Well, someone is expected to pay over $100,000 for them.
There’s a new study out that shows you where you should sit in every Major League Baseball ballpark if you want to catch a home run. Basically, they looked at where homers were most frequently hit in
If the biggest thing you want out of your coffee in the morning is “oh my God, wake me the eff up please” . . . a new study figured out where you should buy it. Buzzfeed
If you just checked out of social media for good, it would almost definitely make your life better. But . . . none of us will do it. We’re social media masochists, all of us. A new
Recorded during their “Rock on the Range Pre-Party” performance . . .
No one wants to sit down in a puddle of someone else’s sweat at the gym, so PLEASE wipe down the equipment after you’re done with it. But even if you do, there’s still a LOT of
I’m not in the market right now for a new boomerang, but if I was, this would be about $1,315 more than I would be willing to spend on one. Because CHANEL just started selling a boomerang
Every kid . . . or adult . . . who’s ever eaten Lucky Charms has had the same thought: Can’t I just have a bowl of the marshmallows without the damn cereal getting in the way?
So you’ve been wondering how Hollywood planned on making a movie about emojis? Well, wonder no more, because the first trailer for “The Emoji Movie” is here. And it seems like they borrowed some plot from Pixar’s
A toddler’s perfectly aimed kick of a tiny soccer ball blows out a lit candle . . . and then he gets all badass and taunts it. Lights out. ???????????? ???? TAG @leomessi @cristiano ???? A post
If you’re a drinker, you’ve probably had this debate before. Does getting drunk actually CHANGE your personality, or just exaggerate it? Here’s some fresh science on the topic . . . Researchers at the University of Missouri-St.
We all should quit Facebook. At this point it’s like 3% good for keeping in touch with long lost friends and 97% infuriating political posts. But we can’t. According to a new study out of the Netherlands,
Time to do an analysis of your SEXUAL STATISTICS to see if you’re a rookie or a worn-out veteran. According to a new survey, the ideal number of sexual partners for both men and women is .
Stop smiling in photos like you’re “happy” or “well-adjusted” or something. Because it turns out it’s not doing you any favors. According to a new study out of Canada, when you smile in a photo, it makes
If you’re buying a Mother’s Day gift online, make sure it’s from a legit website. Mother’s Day is a really popular time of year for fraudulent sites that sell STOLEN merchandise. And a lot of them seem
Did you know there are still real NINJAS? I mean, these days they mostly just perform shows for tourists in Japan, but still, ninjas are still around. Unfortunately, though, there’s a problem. LOTS of tourists want to
Next time you’re moving heavy furniture, here’s a tip: Start dropping F-bombs BEFORE you drop it on your foot. According to a new study out of England, shouting swear words makes you physically STRONGER. The effect doesn’t
A rancher in southwest Texas put a camera in a bucket of water last Friday to see how many of his farm animals drank from it. First some bees got stuck in the water, but he says
Remember a few weeks ago when Nordstrom started selling a pair of jeans for $425 that came pre-streaked with fake mud? Well I think we just found the shoes you’ll want to wear with those jeans. Neiman
Since there’s no point to cooking if you can’t take pictures when you’re done, it’s crucial to keep up on ALL the latest Instagram food trends. Even if the food doesn’t seem like it’d TASTE particularly special.
This is a glorious day for everyone who ever got branded the “weird kid” for PICKING THEIR NOSE and EATING it. Scientists from Harvard and MIT just released the results of a study that found parents should
Bagels and coffee are both breakfast staples. And apparently, in all this time they’ve been working together, sexual tension built up. Now they finally acted on it, had kinky breakfast sex, and made a baby. And it’s
We don’t know where this happened, but someone posted a wedding video where the bride is in the middle of her vows . . . and the woman who’s officiating turns to the side and PUKES. She
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If you haven’t heard of FIDGET SPINNERS . . . first of all, consider yourself lucky. Second, they’re these cheap, little toys that kids are obsessed with right now. Basically it’s just a “Y”-shaped plastic device you
Uproxx.com ranked the best places at shopping mall food courts . . . and gave the top spot to PANDA EXPRESS. Which is kind of lame, because they’re not really a food court restaurant anymore. Here are
The World Video Game Hall of Fame in Rochester, New York just announced its brand new group of entries. It’s only the third class since the Hall of Fame opened and, like the previous two classes, it
When you were on Instagram on Wednesday, did you see a bunch of people posting the same photo of a female model in a red bathing suit sitting by a pool? If you did, it’s because of
TRIBUTE: A Guy Is Honoring His Friend’s Memory by Flushing His Ashes Down the Toilet at Baseball Stadiums
The ocean or someplace scenic are probably the two most popular places to scatter someone’s ashes. Where do you think this ranks? A 56-year-old Mets fan in New York named Tom McDonald lost his buddy Roy about
The Food Network recently posted a short video showing the best way to cut a watermelon. That sounds TOTALLY innocent, right? ok I’m sorry but I guarantee this is the worst video you will see today pic.twitter.com/UYJ3d4p4s9
Here’s some good news for everyone who feels like their social media feeds are missing a glorious cavalcade of exposed butts. MOONING is back, baby. According to the website Refinery29, the latest trend is whipping out your
Apparently words like “dating” and “hanging out” aren’t good enough to describe that phase between hooking up and being in an exclusive relationship . . . someone just HAD to go and make up a new word
BRILLIANT: Somebody Made the “Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band” Album Into a “Star Wars” Musical
We often talk about people on the Internet having way too much time on their hands, but I’m kind of glad THESE guys did . . . A YouTube channel called Palette-Swap Ninja took the entire “Sgt.
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A breast cancer awareness group in Argentina recently put out a new video featuring SINGING NIPPLES. They superimposed mouths on women’s breasts, and made them sing a song called “Everybody Loves Boobs“. The same group had a
We survived the Unicorn Frappuccino. Then we found out people were also ordering something called the Dragon Frappuccino. But now we can mark off another new square in “Starbucks mythical creature bingo” . . . for the
There’s a fundamental problem with a fork that’s made out of French fries: You’ll eat the fork. But McDonald’s just went ahead and made it anyway. McDonald’s just invented something called the “Frork,” which is a little
This is America. EVERYBODY’S got guns, baby. Now even our cats got guns. The cops in Newport, Oregon got a call earlier this week from someone who was worried because they saw a CAT in a tree
COOL: There’s a Grandma Who Looked Just Like Scarlett Johansson 50 Years Ago . . . And Scarlett Wants to Get Drunk with Her
Some guy on Reddit posted a picture of his GRANDMA GERALDINE from 1967 . . . because she looked exactly like SCARLETT JOHANSSON. In the picture, she’s with her husband, who unfortunately died last year after 54
Here’s something you might want to know going into the weekend. Or just block it OUT of your memory and keep the party going . . . A new study found that binge drinking can have immediate
The Unicorn Frappuccino is SO April 22nd. Now all the cool kids are going for a drink named after a DEADLIER mythical creature. Apparently there’s a new secret menu item at Starbucks called the DRAGON FRAPPUCCINO. It’s
You’ve probably heard the term “ghosting,” which is when you’re dating someone and then suddenly, they stop all communication and disappear like a ghost. Well apparently that’s not ENOUGH psychological torture anymore. So now, the trend you’ve
Before we get into this story, let me just start out by saying: You probably shouldn’t call your boss a mother[effer] on Facebook. But if you do . . . well, there’s legal precedent now that says
Have you ever wanted to write a letter in the same font as the logo from your favorite ’90s TV show? Seems like a strangely random and specific life goal, but you can now achieve it. There’s
Now THIS is a role reversal. It’s not just parents who are annoyed at their kids for using their phones all the time . . . kids are ALSO annoyed with their parents for doing it. According
A 23-year-old amateur bowler named Ben Ketola bowled a perfect game in just 87 seconds this month. That’s TWELVE consecutive strikes, for 300 points. Insane. He did it back on April 5th, in Syracuse, New York. He
A woman in Ukraine was twerking on the side of a road while her friend filmed her . . . and they accidentally caused a serious CAR CRASH. A guy on a motorcycle hit a car head-on
A new study just came out that’s basically a road map for how to game the system when you’re dating online, and get more dates by posting the right kinds of PHOTOS. And some of the tips
Starbucks just rolled out its UNICORN FRAPPUCCINO this week, which is a pink-and-blue mango cream drink that’s perfect for Instagram photos. And it turns out that, just like a real unicorn, the Unicorn Frappuccino has magical powers.
Robots are coming for your jobs. And eventually apocalyptic world domination. But first . . . yeah, the jobs thing. “Time” magazine and the consulting firm McKinsey just put together an online tool that will tell you
What were YOU doing at twelve?
The YouTube channel “News Be Funny” posted a ten-minute montage of weed-related news bloopers for 4/20. Some are people talking about weed, and some are people who’d obviously smoked some.
Today is 4/20. And if that doesn’t mean anything to you, congratulations, you’ve avoided getting sucked into weed culture. But since today IS the unofficial marijuana holiday . . . stoners everywhere are gonna want to eat.
Maybe you were wondering whether Tickle Me Elmo looks terrifying without the fur. The Canada Science and Technology Museum decided to find out . . . and the answer is yes.
This is the best Snapchat I will ever receive pic.twitter.com/wSlwYW9S4B — Sophie Kleeman (@sophiekleeman) April 9, 2017 Read more here #LawAndOrderSVU #dickwolf @Mariska pic.twitter.com/YLutvwixVT — Bernard Johnson (@314bernard) January 14, 2017 (Eonline)
A new luxury apartment building recently opened in Houston. And the rooftop pool has a section that hangs over the side, so it looks like you’re standing about 300 feet above the ground with nothing under you.
A news anchor in Australia named Natasha Exelby got caught off guard and didn’t realize she was on live TV the other day. It cut back to her while she was fidgeting with a pen. And the
Some guy in Spain was on a rollercoaster with his friend the other day and got nailed in the face by a BIRD. Aside from the total-bird-destruction, the video is pretty funny because of his reaction. He
Sometimes a mugshot is so good, pretty much no back story is required. Like, I tried to read the article about what this guy did, but I couldn’t get through it, because my eyes were locked on
Sorry to ruin your Friday, but I just came across this article that says we all might be SHOWERING wrong. Here are five tips from dermatologists on how to do it right . . . Don’t shower
WAIT . . . WHAT?: A Guy Is Trying to Crowdfund His $15,000 Engagement Ring . . . and the Internet Isn’t Having It
I feel like people are decently tolerant . . . or at least not openly hostile . . . about their friends trying to raise money with crowdfunding. But when someone’s crowdfunding effort switches from “vulnerable” to
I’m dangerously addicted to sugar but even I think this looks like too much. Burger King just announced they’re rolling out a new FROOT LOOPS milkshake later this month. It’s made with vanilla ice cream, crushed up
This sounds like something that would happen in a movie, but I’m betting there are some people listening right now who are going to be like, “Nope. Happened to me.” Have you ever had sex with someone
If you love Disney, but you wish it was MORE METAL, your ship has finally come in. Available RIGHT NOW is “Metal Disney”, an album full of Disney classics forged in the CHURCH OF SATAN. (???) They
Someone at a zoo in Grand Rapids, Michigan posted a video of a chimpanzee throwing its own FECES at a group of people. An old lady got hit directly in the FACE . . . then it
There’s been a debate on the Internet over the past few months about whether pineapple is a good pizza topping. Well, compared to THIS, pineapple on pizza looks as normal as pepperoni. Some guy on Twitter just
The Guinness world record people posted some fresh weirdness to their YouTube page the other day. An Australian woman broke her own record by stopping an electric fan 32 times in 60 seconds . . . using
If you never get your hopes up, you’ll always be thrilled when things go well . . . and you’ll never be let down if they don’t. Whenever there’s a survey on the HAPPIEST countries in the
The key to your single life is PORN . . . and not just because it’s what’s keeping you warm on all those lonely nights. No, porn is the key because, against all odds, it’s going to
This is like the Holy Grail for anyone who likes getting hammered on Sundays, or Wednesdays. So of course COLLEGE kids came up with it . . . Two seniors at Yale claim they’ve finally created a
Game of Thrones returns July 16th
Tips like this are great. It’s something you do every day, and you’ve probably been doing it wrong your whole life. Do you ever heat something up in the microwave, like big plate of spaghetti? But the
There are some mornings where I’m pretty sure there’s NO coffee in the world that’s strong enough to wake me up. Now I’m LITERALLY going to be able to put that to the test. The world’s STRONGEST
You probably won’t want to watch this before bed . . . What are you afraid of? #ITMovie pic.twitter.com/JO8XG8vGB1 — IT Movie (@ITMovieOfficial) March 29, 2017
Some guy who’s in crazy shape posted a video where he does handstand push-ups while balancing on a bunch of dumbbells that are stacked ten feet high. But it’s mostly a hit online because of what’s going
If you’re having trouble sleeping, what better solution is there than listening to Steve Urkel sing you a lullaby? The mattress company Casper just created a free hotline for people who can’t sleep. The number is 1-888-890-2040.
Three guys from a show called “Street Outlaws” attached two nitrous oxide tanks to an office chair, just to see how fast they could get it spinning. And it ended up going SCARY fast. One of them
More than HALF of single people say the most annoying part of dating in 2017 is GHOSTING . . . that’s where suddenly the person you’ve been texting with just stops responding with no warning and vanishes.
We have BREAKING EMOJI NEWS . . . which is a much bigger deal than it should be, right? The group that regulates the standard set of emojis is called the Unicode Consortium. They’re going to be
I love a neck massage, just like everyone else. But I’ll take a jacked up, kinked, sore neck any day if THIS is the alternative. A salon in Dresden, Germany is offering clients neck massages . .
An Austrian guy who competes in those World’s Strongest Man competitions recently set a world record . . . by letting four guys on motorcycles try to rip his LIMBS off. They tied his arms and legs
Guys don’t generally wear cologne because they like it. It’s all about attracting the ladies. Which is why this is brilliant: A fragrance company called Demeter just released a new scent that makes you smell like KITTENS.
When this woman’s parents named her, they had NO IDEA just how bad they were cursing her. There’s a 21-year-old college student at Stockton University in New Jersey and her name is . . . Alexa Seary.
There’s a ridiculous new cell phone case on Kickstarter right now that’s PERFECT for anyone who’s ever been crushed by the pressure of one of the great debates of our time: iPhone or Android. Because it’s an
Ten Second Songs recently did covers of “Chop Suey” as a bunch of different artists, and recently published this full length version of the song in the style of Ghost. Check it out!
RANDOM: A Guy Replaces His Sister’s Goldfish With Baby Carrots to See If She Notices . . . But She Doesn’t
What a strange era we live in, where a kid messing with his sister becomes international news. You know, back in my day, we messed with our sisters just for the love of messing with them, not
If you want to get promoted, start having more sex. NOT with your boss, although that might not hurt. A new study by Oregon State University . . . home of the Beavers . . . found
When your coworkers keep popping by your desk to talk to you, it’s really tough to get your work done . . . so you can get back to important things. You know, like aimless web surfing.
What should’ve been . . .
As far as I’m concerned, there’s no reason to ever pay more than a buck for a taco. So I CERTAINLY won’t be spending 25,000 times more than that. A restaurant at the Grand Velas Los Cabos
Ever wondered how people smuggle cell phones into prison, even with DEEP body cavity searches and metal detectors? Here’s how: They go to Amazon. There’s a tiny cell phone for sale on Amazon for $34 that, basically,
In case you haven’t heard, a new Taco Bell in Las Vegas has a WEDDING CHAPEL inside, and they’re running a contest where some couple will win a free dream wedding there. At Taco Bell. Who could
Should PEAS and MAYO be pizza toppings? Short answer: No. Longer answer: Nooooooooooooooooooo. The reason we’re even talking about it is because some guy from Albany, Georgia actually made that pizza and tweeted a picture of it
It’s been two years since that blue-black-white-gold DRESS blew up online. There have been TONS of confusing “What color is this?” photos that have gone viral since then, and here’s the latest. A new photo is going
Oh, “Hi Dad”
The bar that a word has to clear to get into the dictionary seems to keep getting lower and lower. Earlier this month, Merriam-Webster added words like “face palm,” “throw shade,” and “weak sauce.” Well . .
Now THIS is how you burn a bridge on the way out of a job. A woman just posted a picture on Reddit of her husband’s resignation letter from his job. And it’s a unique one .
A video of something called “Iron Crotch Kung Fu” is all over the internet right now. A guy in China has been teaching it for about a decade. You basically just punch yourself in the JUNK over and
If you’re in a relationship and still get-it-on every DAY, bravo. You also might want to look into moving to northern Sweden soon . . . A politician there named Erik Muskos filed a motion this week
You might be crazy if you own 15 to 20 cats. Or really, more than four. But according to a new study, the cats probably didn’t MAKE you crazy . . . Several studies have shown that
Bathroom breaks are the best part of the work day: You’re still on the clock and getting paid, but you get to be all alone with your thoughts and your phone. And now some company wants to
Remember all the controversy over that “Walking Dead” episode where Negan bashed Glenn and Abraham’s brains in with his barbed wire baseball bat? Well, it just got controversial AGAIN. Negan actually chose his victims “Eeny Meeny Miny
Here are five facts about flirting that might help this weekend . . . A study in 2004 found we flirt for six different reasons. We want to hook up . . . we’re just having fun
WTF?: “Would You Rather Eat Poop-Flavored Chocolate or Chocolate-Flavored Poop” . . . Was a Real Question From a TGI Friday’s Job Interview
There was a trend for a while where job interviewers would ask “outside the box” questions to test people’s quick thinking. Questions like, “What super power would you want?” or “Describe the color yellow to someone who
I’m not sure we needed another study to prove just how addicted we are to our phones, but this one sure puts that addiction into a new perspective. A study out of Hungary just found that when
PARENTING: A College Kid Opens a Care Package From His Mom . . . and It’s the Trash He Was Supposed to Take Out
Somehow, a teenager forgetting to do his chores has become international news. There’s an 18-year-old kid named Connor Cox who’s a freshman at Westminster College in New Wilmington, Pennsylvania. And a few weeks ago, he got a
Football is such a huge sport, you’d think the trophy the champions win would be worth the most, right? WRONG. The Vince Lombardi Trophy is actually the CHEAPEST of all the major sports trophies, at a mere
Hopefully you remember that tomorrow is Valentine’s Day. That’s step one. Now we’ll get into the rest of the steps it takes to half-ass it tomorrow but not make it SUPER obvious. Here are the results from
oh so no one was gonna tell me there was a big ass penis behind my head for my senior pictures??? pic.twitter.com/BTipCBB2Hl — alexis (@alexisboatfield) February 6, 2017
You know those people who dominate every conversation, only talk about themselves . . . and you just want to tell them to SHUT UP? This might be the perfect gift for them in five to ten
If you don’t know what gauged ears are, they’re those GIANT piercings where people put an entire ring or disc in their earlobe. Well . . . if you’ve ever had even a TINY desire to get
SPORTSBALLS: More Super Bowl Prop Bets . . . Including the Odds a Fan Throws a “Slightly Deflated Football” on the Field
“USA Today” has the latest ridiculous Super Bowl ‘prop bets’ being offered by online sportsbooks, and there are over 100 of them. Half of them are about actual, game-related stats . . . like the score after
GHOSTING has been the top way to TORTURE the people you’re dating for a few years now. That’s when, suddenly, you cut off all communication with them, stop returning their messages, and basically disappear . . .
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SPORTSBALLS: 10 Super Bowl Prop Bets, Including the Odds Lady Gaga Has a Wardrobe Malfunction Bad Enough to “Expose Her Intimate Parts”
Online sportsbooks are always offering random Super Bowl ‘prop bets,’ which let you bet on all the nonsense that surrounds the game. One site has already got their lines up, and here are 10 highlights . .