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Some guy who’s in crazy shape posted a video where he does handstand push-ups while balancing on a bunch of dumbbells that are stacked ten feet high. But it’s mostly a hit online because of what’s going
If you’re having trouble sleeping, what better solution is there than listening to Steve Urkel sing you a lullaby? The mattress company Casper just created a free hotline for people who can’t sleep. The number is 1-888-890-2040.
Three guys from a show called “Street Outlaws” attached two nitrous oxide tanks to an office chair, just to see how fast they could get it spinning. And it ended up going SCARY fast. One of them
More than HALF of single people say the most annoying part of dating in 2017 is GHOSTING . . . that’s where suddenly the person you’ve been texting with just stops responding with no warning and vanishes.
We have BREAKING EMOJI NEWS . . . which is a much bigger deal than it should be, right? The group that regulates the standard set of emojis is called the Unicode Consortium. They’re going to be
I love a neck massage, just like everyone else. But I’ll take a jacked up, kinked, sore neck any day if THIS is the alternative. A salon in Dresden, Germany is offering clients neck massages . .
An Austrian guy who competes in those World’s Strongest Man competitions recently set a world record . . . by letting four guys on motorcycles try to rip his LIMBS off. They tied his arms and legs
Guys don’t generally wear cologne because they like it. It’s all about attracting the ladies. Which is why this is brilliant: A fragrance company called Demeter just released a new scent that makes you smell like KITTENS.
When this woman’s parents named her, they had NO IDEA just how bad they were cursing her. There’s a 21-year-old college student at Stockton University in New Jersey and her name is . . . Alexa Seary.
There’s a ridiculous new cell phone case on Kickstarter right now that’s PERFECT for anyone who’s ever been crushed by the pressure of one of the great debates of our time: iPhone or Android. Because it’s an
Ten Second Songs recently did covers of “Chop Suey” as a bunch of different artists, and recently published this full length version of the song in the style of Ghost. Check it out!
RANDOM: A Guy Replaces His Sister’s Goldfish With Baby Carrots to See If She Notices . . . But She Doesn’t
What a strange era we live in, where a kid messing with his sister becomes international news. You know, back in my day, we messed with our sisters just for the love of messing with them, not
If you want to get promoted, start having more sex. NOT with your boss, although that might not hurt. A new study by Oregon State University . . . home of the Beavers . . . found
When your coworkers keep popping by your desk to talk to you, it’s really tough to get your work done . . . so you can get back to important things. You know, like aimless web surfing.
What should’ve been . . .
As far as I’m concerned, there’s no reason to ever pay more than a buck for a taco. So I CERTAINLY won’t be spending 25,000 times more than that. A restaurant at the Grand Velas Los Cabos
Ever wondered how people smuggle cell phones into prison, even with DEEP body cavity searches and metal detectors? Here’s how: They go to Amazon. There’s a tiny cell phone for sale on Amazon for $34 that, basically,
In case you haven’t heard, a new Taco Bell in Las Vegas has a WEDDING CHAPEL inside, and they’re running a contest where some couple will win a free dream wedding there. At Taco Bell. Who could
Should PEAS and MAYO be pizza toppings? Short answer: No. Longer answer: Nooooooooooooooooooo. The reason we’re even talking about it is because some guy from Albany, Georgia actually made that pizza and tweeted a picture of it
It’s been two years since that blue-black-white-gold DRESS blew up online. There have been TONS of confusing “What color is this?” photos that have gone viral since then, and here’s the latest. A new photo is going
Oh, “Hi Dad”
The bar that a word has to clear to get into the dictionary seems to keep getting lower and lower. Earlier this month, Merriam-Webster added words like “face palm,” “throw shade,” and “weak sauce.” Well . .
Now THIS is how you burn a bridge on the way out of a job. A woman just posted a picture on Reddit of her husband’s resignation letter from his job. And it’s a unique one .
A video of something called “Iron Crotch Kung Fu” is all over the internet right now. A guy in China has been teaching it for about a decade. You basically just punch yourself in the JUNK over and
If you’re in a relationship and still get-it-on every DAY, bravo. You also might want to look into moving to northern Sweden soon . . . A politician there named Erik Muskos filed a motion this week
You might be crazy if you own 15 to 20 cats. Or really, more than four. But according to a new study, the cats probably didn’t MAKE you crazy . . . Several studies have shown that
Bathroom breaks are the best part of the work day: You’re still on the clock and getting paid, but you get to be all alone with your thoughts and your phone. And now some company wants to
Remember all the controversy over that “Walking Dead” episode where Negan bashed Glenn and Abraham’s brains in with his barbed wire baseball bat? Well, it just got controversial AGAIN. Negan actually chose his victims “Eeny Meeny Miny
Here are five facts about flirting that might help this weekend . . . A study in 2004 found we flirt for six different reasons. We want to hook up . . . we’re just having fun
WTF?: “Would You Rather Eat Poop-Flavored Chocolate or Chocolate-Flavored Poop” . . . Was a Real Question From a TGI Friday’s Job Interview
There was a trend for a while where job interviewers would ask “outside the box” questions to test people’s quick thinking. Questions like, “What super power would you want?” or “Describe the color yellow to someone who
I’m not sure we needed another study to prove just how addicted we are to our phones, but this one sure puts that addiction into a new perspective. A study out of Hungary just found that when
PARENTING: A College Kid Opens a Care Package From His Mom . . . and It’s the Trash He Was Supposed to Take Out
Somehow, a teenager forgetting to do his chores has become international news. There’s an 18-year-old kid named Connor Cox who’s a freshman at Westminster College in New Wilmington, Pennsylvania. And a few weeks ago, he got a
Football is such a huge sport, you’d think the trophy the champions win would be worth the most, right? WRONG. The Vince Lombardi Trophy is actually the CHEAPEST of all the major sports trophies, at a mere
Hopefully you remember that tomorrow is Valentine’s Day. That’s step one. Now we’ll get into the rest of the steps it takes to half-ass it tomorrow but not make it SUPER obvious. Here are the results from
oh so no one was gonna tell me there was a big ass penis behind my head for my senior pictures??? pic.twitter.com/BTipCBB2Hl — alexis (@alexisboatfield) February 6, 2017
You know those people who dominate every conversation, only talk about themselves . . . and you just want to tell them to SHUT UP? This might be the perfect gift for them in five to ten
If you don’t know what gauged ears are, they’re those GIANT piercings where people put an entire ring or disc in their earlobe. Well . . . if you’ve ever had even a TINY desire to get
SPORTSBALLS: More Super Bowl Prop Bets . . . Including the Odds a Fan Throws a “Slightly Deflated Football” on the Field
“USA Today” has the latest ridiculous Super Bowl ‘prop bets’ being offered by online sportsbooks, and there are over 100 of them. Half of them are about actual, game-related stats . . . like the score after
GHOSTING has been the top way to TORTURE the people you’re dating for a few years now. That’s when, suddenly, you cut off all communication with them, stop returning their messages, and basically disappear . . .
Do you wish you were happier? Here’s an easy fix: Show off your junk to a bunch of strangers. Legally, of course. A new study found that when people participated in NUDIST activities, it made them more
Thrillist.com just worked with some dietitians to figure out the LEAST healthy item at every fast food chain. The “winners” are based calories, fat, salt, protein, and the ingredients. Check ’em out . . . Taco Bell:
SPORTSBALLS: 10 Super Bowl Prop Bets, Including the Odds Lady Gaga Has a Wardrobe Malfunction Bad Enough to “Expose Her Intimate Parts”
Online sportsbooks are always offering random Super Bowl ‘prop bets,’ which let you bet on all the nonsense that surrounds the game. One site has already got their lines up, and here are 10 highlights . .
In theatres 03.03
The 600th episode of “America’s Funniest Home Videos” aired this past Sunday. And they posted a video on YouTube of 600 GROIN hits in 600 seconds. So that’s 10 minutes of nothing but people taking shots to
Want to make over $100,000-a-year playing with Legos? You actually might be able to pull it off . . . but you’ll have to hustle and probably do a LOT of lying on your resume. The University
Are you a DONALD TRUMP supporter who couldn’t think of dating someone who doesn’t share your unbridled passion for him? Well then, you need to get on board with TrumpSingles.com. Yes, it sounds gimmicky, but this thing
Here’s more proof that social media is officially uncool: It’s now more popular with old people than young people. Of course, by old, I mean “35 and up,” which isn’t THAT old . . . unless you
Apparently one of the best ways to ask for a big raise and GET ONE is to start with a joke, where you ask for an INSANE amount of money, like a million bucks. It has to
Drone footage of a new road being paved in Australia is getting millions of hits on Facebook. People think it’s satisfying to watch, and even relaxing for some reason.
You should probably stop making the PEACE SIGN in your selfies. And not just because “peace” is so un-trendy right now. According to the National Institute of Informatics in Japan, hackers actually have the ability to steal
If you get caught pleasuring yourself at work, you’re probably going to get fired. But you should let them know it wasn’t YOUR idea . . . SCIENTISTS told you to do it. And then . .
If you’re one of the many, many people who summed up 2016 by calling it a DUMPSTER FIRE . . . congratulations, you’ve just been validated. The American Dialect Society just released its Word of the Year
Now THIS is how you exit the world like a champion. A 76-year-old politician in Taiwan named Tung Hsiang died last week. And his son honored him by hiring 50 STRIPPERS to pole dance on top of
It’s surprisingly cool . . .
It’s super dangerous to take a selfie while you’re driving. But since we just can’t survive without those photos, maybe this is the answer? Chrysler just created a new car called the Portal that takes selfies FOR
Some enterprising person has recreated the first 50 seconds of “Atlas, Rise!” using James’ laughter.
You probably use your phone when you’re on the toilet . . . and in the process, it’s getting BLASTED with all sorts of disgusting particles and germs. So one cell phone company in Japan just came
INFO: The Annual List of Words We Should Ban Includes “Bigly,” “Post-Truth,” “Guestimate,” “Dadbod,” and “On Fleek”
Lake Superior State University in Michigan just released its 42nd annual list of words we should BAN, because they’re annoying and overused. Here are their seven best picks this year based on thousands of submissions . .
Seriously . . .
In theaters 10.06.17
Including an “Emergency Defecation Situation” . . . Seriously
A website called TipsyElves.com is selling the world’s most expensive ugly Christmas sweater. The design on the front is a picture of Santa riding a unicorn. It has over 24,000 Swarovski crystals on it, and costs $30,000.
Video from Seth MacFarlane’s Cosmos” / Music by Avenged Sevenfold Roman Sky (Unofficial Music Video) – Avenged Sevenfold from Stephen Rydberg on Vimeo.
I plan on eating my weight in PIE over the next few weeks. But this is going to put a hell of a damper on it. Our country is suffering from a major WHIPPED CREAM shortage right
There are a few holes in Santa Claus’ story. Mostly: How does he get to so many homes in one night . . . and when he gets to one, how does he squeeze his festively plump
Former WWE superstar SCOTT HALL posted a picture of his Christmas tree . . . but he forgot to get the PORN off his TV first.
In theaters 06.30.17
For the third year in a row, a video on how to wrap a present in under ten seconds is going viral. Apparently it’s how a lot of people wrap gifts in Japan. The trick is you
The capital of Latvia recently held its Christmas tree lighting ceremony, and broke a world record by doing it with a 412-step Rube Goldberg machine. The previous record for largest Rube Goldberg machine was 382 steps
Unless you have Jedi control over your bowels, you probably poop at work. And you don’t clock out to do it, so technically, you’re getting paid for that time. Which begs the question: How much money did
For the first time in nearly 20 years . . .
“Marvel’s Iron Fist” hits Netflix on March 17, 2017, so prepare yourself for the binge now.
A guy who makes fart noises with his hands just WON “Finland’s Got Talent” over the weekend. It’s actually kind of impressive in a weird way. He can play different notes, and did the John Lennon song,
If you still haven’t gotten your significant other a Christmas present, you might want to hold off until Monday . . . because there’s a chance you won’t need to bother anymore. According to statisticians in England,
I hope your three-year-old daughter isn’t insecure about her complexion or the length of her eyelashes . . . but one company thinks she is. The Campaign For a Commercial-Free Childhood just made their annual pick for
Someone made a five-minute short film that literally acts out the QUEEN song “Bohemian Rhapsody” . . . and all the lines are lyrics from the song. First the main character shoots a guy . . .
We’re not crying . . . YOU’RE crying!
If you sometimes question why you’ve got such DEVIANT and PERVERTED fantasies, here’s one possibility: It’s because of your cat’s POOP. A new study found people with cats were more likely to be into things like BONDAGE
BEER: Bud Light Is Doing a Willy Wonka Promotion With Golden Beer Cans . . . to Win Free Super Bowl Tickets For Life
This is the adult, drunken version of Willy Wonka’s GOLDEN TICKETS. Bud Light is putting 37,000 GOLDEN BEER CANS inside of their cases through December and January. If you find one, you have to take a selfie
Over 30% of online donations to charity happen in December, and there are a lot of great charities out there. But there are also a lot that don’t spend their money very well, or they’re just straight
We’ve all been there: You walk into a public bathroom, the toilet seat looks disgusting, so you cover every square inch of it in toilet paper before you allow your pristine butt cheeks to touch it. Well
“Popular Science” posted an article on how to eat as much as humanly possible on Thanksgiving. So this is like the OPPOSITE of healthy eating tips. Here are the six things you should do if you really
A guy in Brunswick, Georgia named Joe Chandler got invited to an election night party earlier this month. But he didn’t want to deal with the stress of it, and went to bed early. So when he
From this moment, everything will change.
The Mannequin Challenge is so November 13th. If you’re still doing it, get with the times, grandma. Here’s the HOTTEST new viral trend: People are folding dollar bills in half strategically, then taking a picture where half
“South Park” creators TREY PARKER and MATT STONE do MOST of the characters’ voices . . . but there are a few exceptions, including Kyle’s younger brother Ike, who was adopted from Canada. Ike is voiced by
Of course, it’s in Japanese . . . but it’s here!
Well this can’t be right. A new study out of London found that women are more attracted to NICE GUYS than RICH GUYS. Meanwhile, a new study based on everything I’ve ever seen or experienced in my
Oreo just introduced their first CANDY BAR. It’s a gigantic milk chocolate bar that’s stuffed with layers of cream and Oreo cookies. And the chocolate is fancy, expensive European chocolate. It’s starting to roll out to stores
Do you have a problem with . . . um . . . prematurely ending things in bed? Believe it or not, now there’s an app for that. It’s called Pea, and it puts you through daily
Believe it or not, there’s ANOTHER photo that’s confusing the Internet . . . and this argument is WAY more entertaining than “Is this dress blue or white?” There’s a photo going viral right now that either
A while back we heard about OKILLY DOKILLY . . . a metal band based on the “Simpsons” character Ned Flanders. Well, they just released a video for their song “White Wine Spritzer”. It’s from their debut
Someone created a website called Napflix.tv that basically looks like Netflix, but only plays boring YouTube videos that’ll put you to sleep. Like an hour-long video of model trains, and a four-hour video of a chess match.
Have you ever been standing in an elevator and start HAMMERING the “door close” button so you didn’t have to wait for someone walking up? Well, guess what? You were being a bad person for NO REASON.
We’re not going to dance around it: Everyone’s gross. But we all find different ways to express our grossness. Here are the results of a new survey by Buzzfeed to show how you stack up against other
Maybe you should give up your Red Bull and vodkas and find a safer way to party. Like, say, DOING COCAINE. A new study out of Purdue University in Indiana found that when you drink alcohol combined
Wait . . . you’re telling me the mystery meat at Arby’s doesn’t ALREADY contain a lil’ bit of deer? Arby’s just announced they’re going to start serving THICK-CUT VENISON sandwiches next month. They’re doing it in
PHOTO: The New Photo Baffling the Internet Either Shows Legs Covered in Baby Oil or White Paint Splotches
The Internet’s year-and-a-half long quest to find the new blue-or-white dress keeps marching on. Here’s the latest photo that people are baffled over. It shows a pair of legs, and they look VERY shiny. But is it
Well this is one way to get eyeballs on your real estate listing. I’m not sure if it’s going to lead to a SALE, but people are talking. There’s a three-bedroom house in Sanger, Texas that went
Are you sick of putting on a fake smile and listing made-up hobbies in your online dating profile? This new app could be the answer to your prayers. A company in Phoenix just launched a new dating
In theaters 03.03.17
Queen “On Air” the BBC Sessions, drops 11/4
There’s a 42-year-old artist named Lon Davis who lives in Olathe, Kansas, just outside Kansas City. And he has an 11-year-old son named Reese, who’s he’s been in a wheelchair since he was three, because of a
Whenever you wanna know how to do ANYTHING, your first instinct is probably to type it in Google. But all that weird stuff you’ve been asking doesn’t go unnoticed. Estately.com just did a study on Google searches
Engineers at Princeton and Stanford just solved a VERY important problem plaguing our society. They ran a bunch of tests to figure out what makes the cream stick to one side of the Oreo when you twist
In theaters 05.05.17
Well this sounds like a more fun way to spend Halloween than passing out candy to 400 kids dressed as “The Avengers”. Airbnb just launched a new contest where someone will win the chance to spend Halloween
BOB SAGET hosted the first eight seasons of “America’s Funniest Home Videos”, and there were some CLASSIC videos to come out of that time. TMZ recently asked him if he had an all-time favorite, and he did.
We’re in the middle of the most contentious election EVER. And if you live with someone who’s supporting a different candidate, things have probably gotten tense. So here are five tips to survive until November 8th. Remember
I hope this guy got hazard pay for this stunt. A writer for the website Thrillist.com just spent a month eating all 47 items on Taco Bell’s menu, so he could rank them from best to worst.
There’s a high school football team near Philadelphia with a female kicker named Kelly Macnamara. And a video of her making a touchdown-saving tackle last week is going viral, because she LEVELED the kid.
Even if it’s been a LONG time since you’ve done anything athletic, you probably remember someone telling you: No sex on game day because you lose your edge and it hurts your performance. Well . . .
One way to get promoted is to work your butt off every day, and keep track of how it increased revenue or made the company stronger. Or . . . apparently you could just be funny? A
Nope. Not gonna buy any. And, I may never sleep, again.
This is nuts!
The album drops 11/18
If you’re wondering how to start a conversation with a match on Tinder, here’s the trendiest pickup line right now. Ready? Say, “I wish they’d teach us more about Vikings.” If you’re confused, you should be, because
The album comes out 10/21
Apparently Corey Hart was more of a scientific genius than we realized. According to a sleep expert at the University of British Columbia, if you have trouble sleeping, you can help yourself by wearing SUNGLASSES AT NIGHT.
Who doesn’t want to punch “pharma bro” MARTIN SHKRELI in his stupid face, right? Well, SOMEBODY is going to get the opportunity, and for a good cause. Martin’s PR guy died recently, and his 5-year-old son is
A tourist in Indonesia was feeding a monkey at an animal sanctuary, and it got on his shoulder. Then another monkey jumped up . . . and they started getting it on while they sat on the
We’ve got a list of the best cereals of all time, but it comes with a warning: It’s clear a LOT of the votes came from nostalgic baby boomers, or CEREAL HIPSTERS. Because four of the top
You can register to vote here
SCIENCE: The Dumbest Studies of the Year . . . Including Pants For Rats, and Whether Rocks Have Personalities
The 26th annual Ig Nobel prizes were given out at Harvard on Thursday. They’re the awards for the DUMBEST advances in science this year. Here are the big “winners” . . . A scientist from Egypt did
CREEPY: Have a Crush on a Woman? A Porn Site Uses Facial Recognition to Find You a Porn Star Who Looks Like Her
There’s a porn site called Megacams.me that specializes in CAM GIRLS. If you don’t know what those are . . . or you’re pretending you don’t . . . they’re amateur and professional porn stars who you
“Dark Side of the Moon” . . . “Led Zeppelin 4” . . . Nirvana’s “Nevermind” . . . AC/DC’s “Back in Black” . . . Amy Winehouse’s “Back TO Black”. Classic albums. Albums you spent hours
WAIT . . . WHAT?: You Know Those Jerks Who Wait Until the Last Second to Merge? They’re Actually Doing It Right
This could seriously change your commute for the rest of your life. So listen up. Whenever you have to merge, you know those jerks who drive past everyone else, and wait until the VERY LAST SECOND to
Someone posted HD footage of random things being melted by a blowtorch . . . like a computer keyboard and a CD. And it’s pretty cool, because all of the shots are extreme close-ups.
Even if you’re not a cat person, you probably wouldn’t mind snuggling with a few kittens right now. Even if you have serious ALLERGIES that still sounds like it’d be nice, right? Well, don’t. Because those kittens
If you wanna give yourself nightmares, the Cartoon Network show “Off The Air” posted 11 minutes of creepy clown footage. The creepiest stuff is in the first three minutes though.
It’s amazing how many towns in this country have RIDICULOUS names. Like, was everyone just constantly drunk 150 years ago when these kinds of decisions were being made? The real estate website Estately just compiled a massive
This Sunday is the 15th anniversary of 9/11. And a Walmart in Panama City Beach, Florida decided to pay tribute by building a replica of the Twin Towers . . . using 12-packs of COKE. Which a
You’ve probably heard some of these before, and how you’re supposed to look out for them on a date. But they also apply in other situations, like when you’re at work. Here are four subtle signs you’re
If you’re a parent and you want to raise a legit ROCK STAR, there’s a book coming out that can help . . . from DAVE GROHL’s mom. Virginia Hanlon Grohl’s book is called, “From Cradle to
These kids, today . . .
His legend begins October 2016.
Missed our big launch news? Here it is in 107 seconds. Don’t blink. pic.twitter.com/zCdx8oDwgg — Apple (@Apple) September 7, 2016
It’s Labor Day weekend, which means it’s one of your last chances to fire up the grill this summer. So here are four steps from “The Kitchn” on how to build the PERFECT burger, starting from the
One of the classic jokes about Superman is how RIDICULOUS his disguise is. He hides in plain sight as Clark Kent just by putting on GLASSES. That’s probably the worst disguise you could possibly think of, right?
Loudwire.com put together a list of the 25 Nastiest Rock Feuds. Here are some of the highlights: Dave Mustaine vs. Metallica: Dave was IN Metallica, but they fired him in 1983, before they got big. They sort
CRIME: Two Attractive Girls Instagram Their Cruise Around the World . . . and Get Busted For Smuggling $23 Million of Cocaine
22-year-old Melina Roberge and 28-year-old Isabelle Lagace from Quebec, Canada have been on a cruise around the world since early July. And because they’re attractive women in their 20s, they’ve been posting Instagram photos every step of
If you like that feeling where you’re simultaneously TURNED ON and GROSSED OUT, we’ve got the girl for you. 20-year-old Gerkary Bracho Blequett of Ocala, Florida might break the world record for longest tongue. She says her
There’s a new thriller coming out called “Morgan”, about artificial intelligence. To get some extra publicity, the filmmakers decided to create a trailer using AI. So they hit up IBM and asked them to use their Watson
Over the weekend, everyone was talking about COLIN KAEPERNICK sitting during the National Anthem . . . but today we have a different story about that preseason game, which was against Green Bay. At the end of
A black-and-white dog ran on the course during a rally car race in Bolivia over the weekend. And it looked like a car was about to HIT it. But luckily the car hit a jump right before
FOOD: The Top Foods at the Texas State Fair Are Fried Jell-O, Cookie Fries, and Fried Bacon Burgers on a Stick
The State Fair of Texas is known for being THE home of the greatest unhealthy food innovations in the country . . . and probably the world. And 2016 produced another bumper crop of hot fried death.
Just about every movie has that disclaimer at the end that says, “This is a work of fiction. Any similarity to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events, is purely coincidental.” Well, some movie exec didn’t
Some guy from Ireland used a GoPro to record himself bungee jumping off a bridge in South Africa on Monday. Apparently it’s 700 feet up, and it’s the highest bridge in the world you can bungee jump
Whether you’re a Democrat or a Republican, you know that to do a good DONALD TRUMP impression, you need to understand his ‘Trump-isms.’ Now, there’s a hashtag called “#TrumpExplainsMoviePlots” trending on Twitter . . . and it’s
This is what my childhood dreams looked like (until I discovered girls).
Metallica has released a new song, “Hardwired” today from their new album, Hardwired… To Self-Destruct, out on November 18th. With the big sold out stadium show this weekend in Minneapolis, the band wanted to play something new
Do you have a water bottle you refill every day and take to work or the gym? And you probably wash it once a week or so, right? Well . . . you might as well just
By now, you’ve probably already chosen your HOTTEST OLYMPIAN. But if you want to know what the CONSENSUS is, we can help, thanks to the porn website xHamster. They compiled a list of the 25 most searched-for
A photo of a bride standing in an elevator is going viral, because the hotel where she got married was also hosting an S&M event. So the two people posing with her are in leather and chains.
The quest to find the next cronut keeps chugging on. Here’s the latest contender. A bagel shop in Brooklyn just created the MUFGEL . . . it’s half muffin, half bagel. I’m not quite sure how that
Bazhina didn’t advance to the semis in the 3m springboard after scoring a 0.00 on her dive. https://t.co/I2z54J68U8 https://t.co/DkJyvHgH1D — NBC Olympics (@NBCOlympics) August 12, 2016
C’mon . . . you’ve always wondered.
We’re already eating Americanized Chinese food. Why not Americanize the utensils too? It looks like Panda Express is going to start offering a new utensil called a CHORK. Yes, it’s a fork that’s also CHOPSTICKS. They’re kind
And he was kind enough to drop the camera where it’s owner could retrieve it.
I would do this ALL DAY
Look, if all of a sudden I lost an inch or two off my junk, I would grasp at straws to figure out why. So I’m not going to fault this guy, even if his story seems
WHOOPS: The Gap Advertises a Kids’ Shirt Featuring Albert Einstein . . . But They Misspelled “Einstein”
I guess you don’t have to be a genius to promote being one? The Gap in England just put out an ad that shows a kids’ t-shirt featuring Albert Einstein . . . only they spelled his
SLASH recorded a cover of the ELTON JOHN classic “Rocket Man”, to help out a guy named Eddie Braun. Eddie is a daredevil who plans to recreate EVEL KNIEVEL’s 1974 jump over Snake River Canyon. As you
This study is supposed to serve as a warning, but for me, it’s a to-do list. The Center for Science in the Public Interest just released their annual report on the most absurdly unhealthy items at chain
WAIT . . . WHAT?: A Teacher Sues a School For Not Hiring Her as a Spanish Teacher . . . Even Though She Doesn’t Speak Spanish
People really do dream up the most AMAZING lawsuits. You can’t even be mad, just impressed. A woman named Tracy Rosner has been a third grade teacher at Coral Reef Elementary school in Palmetto Bay, Florida for
Someone looked at the weirdest things people Google . . . but not things that only a few people search for. It’s stuff that THOUSANDS of people Google, every month. Here are the ten we liked best
We found a list online of things we’re all agreeing to in those “terms and conditions” that no one reads. Here are five you probably wouldn’t agree to if you had a choice . . . Facebook
You’re not gonna want to hear this, but . . . stop setting the thermostat on your AC so low. Every degree increases your bill by 3%. And researchers have found that if you set it a
1. The first trailer for the live-action “Wonder Woman” movie starring GAL GADOT premiered at Comic-Con on Saturday. It doesn’t reveal much of the plot, but it shows plenty of her being a badass while fighting a
Why would you even get out of the car?
Who’s not gonna make it?
A luggage company called Modobag is trying to fund a carry-on that’s also a motorized SCOOTER. So you can RIDE it through the airport. It looks like a normal black bag, but it has four wheels on
Remember this the next time you think about stealing your coworkers’ food out of the fridge. Someone just posted a picture on Reddit.com from a Post-It that one of their coworkers left on a bottle of Coffee
Seriously . . . there’s no reflection! Busy weekend in NY! Enjoying a quick dinner with the family at @Chilis. Looking forward to getting back to Indiana. pic.twitter.com/SUFjYcvQpH — Mike Pence (@mike_pence) July 16, 2016
Johnny Depp, you messed up, son. You let one of the most beautiful women in the world get away when you broke up with AMBER HEARD. And that’s not just my opinion . . . it’s straight-up
The website WalletHub looked at the 62 biggest cities in the country, and ranked the best places to live in 2016. And if you want to live in their number one pick, hopefully you’re willing to sell
We’ll just leave these here . . . @amandaasearss rocks the perfect #mahi #fishbra #mahimonday A photo posted by Fish bras ?? (@fishbras) on Jul 4, 2016 at 4:00pm PDT “Who needs Victories Secret, when you
Nivea recently shot a new ad where a remote-control plane that looks like a seagull flies around at the beach . . . and poops sunscreen on little kids. It’s actually been online since at least May,
Hey, good news. When a guy isn’t making eye contact because he’s STARING at your body like an unapologetic pervert, at least he’s ALSO being a good listener. A new study out of the University of South
I’m pretty sure if a GIANT BEAR is ever about to attack me, my reaction ISN’T going to be, “Come at me bro.” But that’s exactly what this guy did. A 61-year-old man named Rick Nelson from
The 100th annual Nathan’s Hot Dog Eating Contest went down on July 4th. There’s another eating contest this weekend, and call me crazy, but I’m not sure it sounds appealing enough to last a century. At the
No pressure, but if you haven’t gotten-it-on at least four times already this month, YOU ARE FAILING. A new survey found couples have sex more often in July than any other month. People do it an average
A guy in Minnesota named Jason Galvin was at his family’s cabin about 60 miles north of Minneapolis last Thursday. (We’re not sure how old he is, but he looks like he’s in his mid-30s.) And he
This is a REALLY twisted game of fetch. A 39-year-old guy named Rafat Shejaeya in Chicago was setting off some fireworks a few days ago, and he accidentally blew off part of his HAND. And a few
You probably know about the DUCKFACE, even if you’ve never done it yourself. It’s that face women make in selfies to look sexy, where they pucker their lips like they’re about to kiss someone. Well, duckface is
This may come as a bit of a surprise, but a lot of people hate the prospect of seeing EITHER Donald Trump or Hillary Clinton in the White House. According to a recent survey by Public Policy
July 4th is the biggest day of the year for reporting lost dogs. So here are six tips to keep yours safe during the holiday weekend. Keep them away from fireworks. Both dogs and cats are more
If you’re planning on making guacamole for your Fourth of July barbecue, here’s some advice: Go buy your avocados NOW. Hoard them. Throw elbows at other people if you have to. The California Avocado Commission says there
You know, just because there are two foods that are delicious separately, it doesn’t mean they should be Frankensteined together. Two chefs in New York City just created a new item: HOT DOG ICE CREAM. And it’s
Real talk here. America may not be number one in education. Or healthcare. Or quality presidential candidates. But dammit, there’s at least one area where the rest of the world can’t touch us. Our ladies officially have
(Ed. Note: This is what happens when you get a bunch of disc jockeys drunk during “Shark Week”) Just found Dory. Delicious! I’ll admit it: After a few too many drinks, I’m not above going home with
Happy Shark Week!
Ever felt like some places charge so much for coffee, they should at least give you a reach-around while you drink it? Yeah . . . Switzerland is actually running with that concept. There’s a new coffee shop
For as much time as we spend camping out on the toilet, it’s amazing we’re not experts on the fine art of feces. WebMD just put up a quiz about pooping, and it’s a lot harder than
THIS is what parent-child communication has evolved into in 2016. A woman wanted her son to take out the trash last week, because their trash can was overflowing. But he wouldn’t listen to her. So she decided
Every year there’s a “World’s Ugliest Dog” contest at the Sonoma-Marin Fair in Petaluma, California. Usually the winner is ugly, but also kinda adorable in a way. Not this time. This dog is just straight up ugly.
Here’s the type of stuff you just don’t see in December. Crimes get way SEXIER when it’s hot out. Cops in Southern California are looking for a woman who broke in and stole a bunch of stuff
Last month, we heard about a woman who got revenge on her cheating ex by sending him “Game of Thrones” spoilers every week. And now there’s an app that will help you spoil the show and not
For $165 you can get thisclose to a gigantic 17 foot croc at Crocosaurus Cove at Darwin City in Australia. What does @linc_lewis do when he visits Darwin? Of course he comes and sees his mate Axel the
Have you ever picked up a Cheeto and thought, “You know, it kind of looks like Andre the Giant”? I hope you saved it . . . because it could be worth CASH. Cheetos is calling on
If you’re wondering why everyone seems to love IPAs, but you think they’re way too bitter, maybe you should stop drinking them while you listen to weird Norwegian death metal. A new study found that the music
Have you ever run out of propane while you were grilling? So you had to stop halfway through and go buy a fresh tank? Well, some grills have gauges on them that tell you how much is
WHOOPS: A Woman Posts Pictures of Her Couch For Sale . . . and Accidentally Includes One of Her Breasts
Is it worth showing the world your boobs if it means selling your crappy used furniture for a good price? I guess we’re about to find out. A 25-year-old woman named Jessica O’Brien from Manchester, England was
A photo posted by Apollo Peak (@apollopeak) on May 23, 2016 at 6:26pm PDT Here’s the answer for everyone who’s wanted to take down a full bottle of wine at home, but felt bad about drinking alone.
We’re not crying . . . YOU’RE crying!
Ever been on a date and realized you were going to need to keep drinking until the other person was attractive? Yeah . . . apparently almost everyone has. We’ve got the results from a new survey
Directed by Olivia Wilde “The Getaway” drops tomorrow!
The Bloomin’ Onion at Outback Steakhouse is one of the most UNHEALTHY foods in the country. So naturally, Outback is DOUBLING DOWN. They’re about to roll out a new limited edition Bloomin’ Onion that has bacon cheese
VIDEO: And Now . . . A Southern Girl in Daisy Dukes and a Bikini Top Catches a Huge Fish with Her Bare Hands
It’s Monday morning and the world feels like an awful place. So . . . it’s time to watch a southern girl in daisy dukes and a bikini top catch a huge fish with her bare hands.
The History Channel has put out a trailer for OZZY OSBOURNE’s upcoming reality show with his son JACK. It’s called “Ozzy and Jack’s World Detour” and it premieres on July 27th.
IRON MAIDEN’s Book of Souls Tour has run into a little snag in Lithuania. Concerned citizens are demanding that their tour posters be taken down because they could FRIGHTEN CHILDREN. The band is even being investigated for
My back-up plan: professional wrestler trained by @davebautista and @prattprattpratt @unqualified so lucky I didn’t break my neck-thanks guys! A video posted by Anna Faris (@annafaris) on Jun 8, 2016 at 10:56pm PDT
You know those “Fat Axl” memes? They’re pictures of Axl from a concert in 2010 where he looks particularly chunky . . . along with some kind of food pun. Like, “If you got the money honey,
Whatever happened to the good old days, when the best reason not to pee in the pool was “It’s gross”? Some scientists from the University of South Carolina just decided to ruin the summer by releasing the
This version features guitar tracks recorded by Dimebag Darrell about ten years earlier . . . Read more here
The new album “A/B” drops 07.10
If anyone did this in the U.S., they’d be out of a job.
FRESNO AREA COOLING CENTERS (Open 12n – 8p): Ted C. Wills Community Center, 770 N. San Pablo Ave. Frank H. Ball Neighborhood Center, 760 Mayor Ave. Mosqueda Community Center, 4670 E. Butler Ave. Pinedale Community Center, 7170
Do you always leave a $1 tip for every drink you get at a bar? Well, apparently you’re not quite as generous as you think . . . The website Thrillist.com posted a guide for tipping bartenders
Do you remember a few years back when a guy in California got arrested and looked SO HANDSOME in his mugshot that he had a modeling career waiting for him when he got out of jail? Well,
I’m not sure if this counts as ministry or blasphemy. A new Bible was just released for Apple’s iBooks store on Sunday called “Bible Emoji: Scripture 4 Millenials”. Someone took all 66 books of the Old Testament
I guess if you’re looking for a statue that sums up modern life, this is a pretty fair pick . . . even if it hurts my soul. Sugar Land, Texas just put up a statue in
Finally, here’s a study about alcohol that DOESN’T make you feel like you’re a deviant binge drinker who’s going to drop dead next week. A new study figured out exactly how much FUN it is to get
Well, now we’ve heard everything.
A lot of established characters are getting “re-imagined” these days. From a black Human Torch to female Ghostbusters. But could the world handle a female James Bond? The hashtag “Next Bond” is going around social media right
Gotta admit . . . this is impressive
A new “Ghostbusters” trailer was released yesterday, and it’s WAY better than the first one. It’s a little funnier, and a LOT more action-packed. It even has Slimer and the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man in it. Sony
Sports jerseys are expensive, so it’s really frustrating when you buy one of a player who’s suddenly traded . . . suddenly terrible . . . or worse. There’s a new list of the most embarrassing NFL
Even older people are using emojis now. But apparently some of them have secret meanings for teenagers that the rest of us don’t know. So if your kid texts you any of these six emojis, they might
Do you ever sit there watching your cat LICK himself and think, “Man, I wish I could get in on that”? Well, now you can. Congratulations? There’s a new product for sale called the Licki Brush, and
An animated warrior from a faraway island in the Pacific Ocean returns to Orange County, CA, to win back his live-action ex-wife and teenage son . . . Seriously.
The Philadelphia 76ers are the first team in the four major U.S. sports to sell AD SPACE on a jersey. The NBA has been paving the way for this for years now . . . and the
GEAR: Introducing the “Jerk Shirt” . . . a Shirt With a Fake Arm So You Can Do Naughty, Hidden Things
I don’t know if this is a billion dollar idea, or even a million dollar one. But there are going to be 20 or 30 perverts who find it LIFE CHANGING. A porn site called CamSoda just
I can’t think of any explanation for this. Maybe we’re all so LONELY, we’ll blindly listen to ANYONE who talks nicely to us? Even a robot? A new study found that the more someone likes their GPS’s
“Seal the Deal and Let’s Boogie” is out 6/3
If your 14-year-old son starts asking to go to church more, maybe check his browser history . . . An assistant professor at the University of Oklahoma recently looked at how watching porn affects how religious you
You KNOW you’ve always wanted to be a ‘regular’ at your local bar . . . and maybe score some free drinks. But it takes a little work. Here are the five steps. Always leave a tip.
Wow, this guy is bad at revenge AND basic literacy. A 36-year-old guy named Timothy Trammell from Jonesville, South Carolina wanted to get revenge on his ex-girlfriend last week. Apparently their relationship ended when she cheated on
About 90,000 people have had to evacuate this week, because of a massive wildfire in Alberta, Canada. It started last Sunday, and it’s burned over 200,000 acres. And someone posted a crazy dash-cam video of their drive
Don’t let age, Mother Nature or groin trauma tell you what to do. #Deadpole pic.twitter.com/WGECfdCaZ0 — Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) May 5, 2016
It’s official: The classic rock festival you WISH you saw 35 years ago is happening. Paul McCartney, the Rolling Stones, the Who, Roger Waters from Pink Floyd, Bob Dylan, and Neil Young will take over the site
Here’s a clip (allegedly) recorded OUTSIDE of AC/DC’s rehearsal space in Lisbon, Portugal, where the Axl- fronted AC/DC kicks off their tour on the 7th
From the writers of “The Hangover” . . .
Banjo player Rob Scallon is releasing a new Metallica cover done on a banjo every Monday in May. First up, Master of Puppets.
The album drops 6/3
This is good for the environment . . . AND our gluttony. So, HUGE win-win. Vinnie’s Pizzeria in Brooklyn, New York just invented a new way to deliver pizza. Instead of putting your pizza in a cardboard
Your new Lara Croft has arrived. ALICIA VIKANDER will star in the upcoming “Tomb Raider” reboot. Plenty of people have been mentioned for the part, including Daisy Ridley, Cara Delevigne, Emilia Clarke, Jennifer Lawrence, and Saoirse Ronan.
If your boss is into the whole science thing, take THIS to him and see if you can get yourself permanent four-day weekends. A new study out of the University of Melbourne in Australia found that we
There are a lot of reasons why Uber became successful . . . it’s cheaper than a cab, you don’t have to stand on the street or make a phone call to get one, and all the
Scientists finally figured out why the laundry eats your SOCKS. And no, they don’t magically disappear. Basically, it depends on how much laundry you do, the number of people in your house, and the number of socks
Last night, Corey Taylor just happened to be booked at First Avenue in Minneapolis, MN . . . a setting found in the film, “Purple Rain”
There’s something very appealing about a toilet made out of gold. It’s like, “I’m so rich that even my feces deserve to be treated like royalty.” But soon, even us common folk will get to experience that
As many AC/DC fans know, the remaining shows for the 2016 AC/DC Rock or Bust World Tour, including 10 postponed U.S. shows, are being rescheduled with a guest singer. I want personally to explain the reason because
Apparently adult coloring books are a “thing” now. But as an adult, shouldn’t you color exactly what you want? There’s a new website called Color Me Book that turns your Instagram photos into line drawings for an
I know a lot of you hate NICKELBACK. But did you ever try to figure out WHY you hate Nickelback? Well, now you don’t have to, because a college student in Finland has done the work for
Everyone hates loud chewers. But they’re having the last laugh. Because apparently they’re hated and SKINNY. A new study out of Brigham Young University found that people who chew loudly end up eating 30% fewer calories than
VIDEO: Does “Dark Side of the Moon” Sync Up With “Star Wars: The Force Awakens”? (WARNING: Spoilers Ahead!)
For years, people have claimed that PINK FLOYD’s “Dark Side of the Moon” album syncs up with “The Wizard of Oz”. And now they’re saying it syncs up with “Star Wars: The Force Awakens”. Supposedly if you
A new study looked at how filthy the equipment is at your gym. Spoiler alert: It’s like 400 times more disgusting than something that’s covered in butts all day. The average exercise bike and treadmill in the
Did you shower this morning, or just walk out the door smelling like a dumpster? Well, “Time” magazine recently did a poll, and found a surprising number of Americans DON’T shower every day. Only 53% said they
Hey, ready to have an existential crisis? There’s a new website where you put in your age, and it shows you what other people accomplished by that point in their lives. Like, if you’re 24, that’s when
Remember the old He-Man cartoon from the ’80s? Well, DreamWorks bought the rights to it a while back, and just came up with a way to use the old footage. They took clips from different episodes .
One of the great, pointless debates of modern life is the right way to hang a roll of toilet paper. Do you go with the “over” style, where the paper hangs to the front, or “under,” where
This man just kept recording as a tornado destroyed everything around him . . .
A website called Dissolve.com sells stock footage for commercials. And they posted a pretty funny political ad that’s nothing BUT stock footage. There’s a white guy in it wearing a suit, plus all the shots you see
Someone noticed that in the most recent J.C. Penney catalog, they’re selling a woman’s skirt with a flower on it. But since it’s a white skirt with an abstract pink and purple flower right over the crotch,
There’s a simple picture that’s going viral right now, because it’s making people CRAZY. It’s a picture of a red dot, but there’s more to it than that. Depending on the quality of your eyes . .
We’re not here to judge adult virgins. At least not out loud. Apparently everyone’s judging them silently . . . ESPECIALLY other adult virgins. Here are some results from a new study on adult virgins. Check ’em
This SOUNDS like an April Fools’ Day joke, but it’s oh so real . . . The Cleveland Indians announced THE craziest new baseball food item of the year last week. They’re selling a hot dog with
“Rolling Stone” has put together a list of ‘The 100 Greatest Drummers of All Time.” They say they gave more attention to the drummers who knew how to really enhance the music, rather than the ones who
The cast of “Game of Thrones” recently played a game where they had to guess whether things like “Heart Eater” and “Savage Grace” were names of swords in the book series . . . or metal bands
VIDEO: A Golden State Warriors Player Was Told He’d Been Cut, But It Was Only a Mean April Fools’ Joke
The Golden State Warriors are on an AMAZING 68-7 regular season run right now . . . and anyone would want to be a part of that. But Andre Iguodala played an elaborate early April Fools’ Day
Here’s the newest dumb thing teenagers are doing. Some kid wanted to see if bananas are really slippery enough to make you fall if you stepped on one. Spoiler alert: They are. And now more kids
For the past 20 years, AXL ROSE hasn’t had much on his plate. He spent over a decade working on ONE ALBUM . . . and he toured off and on with various incarnations of GUNS N’
DISTURBED had a show in Dallas on Wednesday night, and singer DAVID DRAIMAN called out a woman in the front row of the balcony who had her head buried in her phone the whole night. He said,
In honor of Easter, the “Hydraulic Press Channel (Yes, that’s a thing) is crushing Easter-related stuff. Enjoy!
So . . . THAT’S where ice cream comes from!
Apparently Easter is more dangerous than we thought. Here are five Easter egg safety tips we found online that you might not know about . . . Don’t drop them in boiling water. It can splash up
The YouTube channel Dude Perfect posted a new video about the kind of guys you see on every men’s softball team. Like the guy who goes for every pop fly . . . the guy who slides
Millions of people bought “Fifty Shades of Grey” . . . and they’re all realizing it’s not exactly a book you want to display on your bookshelf. A thrift store in Wales just shared a photo that
The “Dark Knight” keeps getting darker . . .
This is totally going to dispel the stereotype that blondes are dumb! At least until the rest of us dummies forget about it in, like, three days. A new study out of Ohio State University found that
Everyone’s had that terrifying moment where they realized they needed to do some FOUL things in a bathroom . . . and it was NOT the right time or place for that. So today . . .
The sound is oddly soothing.
Obviously most people order beer on St. Patrick’s Day. But here are five other drinks you can order at most bars. Or if you’re having people over, they’re easy enough to make at home . . .
The Internet’s never-ending quest for the next picture like ‘The Dress’ continues. The latest confusing photo comes from a photographer named Tiziana Vergari from Conthey, Switzerland. It shows a line of girls sitting against a wall. But
Most of us don’t know anything about college basketball. But we DO know no human being should have a name like Cinderela Guevara, Jasmine Albuquerque-Crossaint, or Lt. Charlene Sprinkle-Huff. There’s a website called NameOfTheYear.com that runs its
Last April, 7-Eleven held its first “Bring Your Own Cup” Day. You could take in ANY container . . . as long as it was less than 10 inches in diameter . . . and fill it
California has a lot of big cities. But apparently we REALLY need to work on our marketing. A new study ranked the 103 biggest cities in the country by how memorable they are. The results are based on the
“Sausage Party” hits theaters 08.12.16
I think Dio would approve of this awesome perspective piece I did yesterday on a great client who made the trip all the way from Edinburgh! Great concept. Thankkkkks Sam! Ben x @oztattskincare @devilinthedetail_studio @jo_devilinthedetail @lukecoopertattoo @misplaced_squid
Go ahead and get that barbed wire bicep tattoo, that random Chinese character on your calf, and that sexy butterfly on your lower back. Don’t be ashamed. Those clichés are GOOD for you. A new study out
Daylight Saving Time starts on Sunday, which means dragging yourself out of bed for work on Monday is going to be TERRIBLE. But at least you’ll be alive to do it. Hopefully. Scientists just analyzed 10 years
And the Black Panther, and Ant-Man, and Winter Soldier, and . . . !
Last month, we heard that Dos Equis was retiring their “Most Interesting Man in the World” ad campaign. Well, that was only HALF right. The campaign will continue, but they’re saying goodbye to 77-year-old actor Jonathan Goldsmith.
History of Rock from Ithaca Audio on Vimeo.
It’s back . . . 04/24/16
Believe it or not, the apps on your phone can reveal how old you are. And if your response to that was, “Well, joke’s on them, I have a flip phone that doesn’t do apps,” yeah, I
The #49ers unveil a commemorative logo celebrating team’s 70th anniversary. It will be featured on a uniform patch. pic.twitter.com/zvRO8MYo9f — Matt Maiocco (@MaioccoCSN) March 7, 2016
We’ve got a list here of the 10 laziest cities in America. But I wouldn’t worry about it too much. Because I guarantee the people who live there all work 50 times harder than ANYONE in Europe.
In theaters 7.15.16
I think I get Taco Bell’s strategy here: If Canadians will go for this, Americans definitely will . . . Taco Bell in Canada is currently testing three new Crunchwrap Sliders . . . filled with CHEETOS.
A new study came up with a huge list of the most important etiquette rules in the digital era. In other words, rules you should follow when it comes to texting and social media. Here are the
It’s pretty easy to win a pillow fight against a toddler. Just check out a video called “Toddler Sniper“. A little kid tries to hit his dad with a pillow a couple times, then walks away. But
If your memory foam mattress conforms perfectly to your spine, just remember it might be conforming to whatever you’re storing UNDER it too. Someone on Reddit recently helped their friend move her mattress. It’s not clear if
We need to stop trying to make ice cream healthier. The whole frozen yogurt movement is fine, and if you really like fat-free ice cream, I’m happy for you. But sometimes you’ve just gotta go for it.
From the Grammy nominated album “Mister Asylum”
At this point, it’s a given that everyone uses their phone while they’re sitting on the toilet. So you might as well share that time with the world? Apparently there’s a new trend where people are sharing
A guy in Australia tried to break the record for loudest BURP this week, and he thought he did. The noise meter he was holding clocked it at 110.6 decibels, which is about as loud as a
FOOD: Arby’s Is Offering a Vegetarian Menu on Leap Day . . . Including a Toasted Bun with Nothing on It
Arby’s will be offering its first vegetarian menu for Leap Day on Monday . . . supposedly as a way to reach out to the vegetarian community, but they’re really just making FUN of them. They didn’t
I know I do a million things wrong for my body. But this? THIS I thought I had down. Dr. Kenneth Koch is the head of gastroenterology at Wake Forest Baptist Medical Center in North Carolina. And
If you don’t spend a lot of time in the bowels of the Internet, you may not have realized this . . . but apparently there are people who think that JON-BENET RAMSEY’s death was a hoax,
Here’s a new diet that doesn’t require you to cut out any foods . . . add any foods . . . or even exercise. But it DOES require you to pretend you’re in the middle of
RECORD STORE DAY ANNOUNCES 2016 AMBASSADOR: EVENT SLATED FOR SATURDAY, APRIL 16TH Record Store Day is thrilled to announce its Ambassador for 2016, Grammy Award-winning, Rock and Roll Hall of Fame inductees… METALLICA! Metallica is no stranger
The Bernie Sanders campaign posted a tweet yesterday that said, quote, “Greed, fraud, dishonesty, arrogance. These are just some of the adjectives we use to describe Wall Street.” Then they yanked it down . . . because
You may THINK your boss is a terrible human being. I mean, why else would they randomly scream at you over the tiniest little things, right? But apparently they’re fantastic people. The reason your boss yells at
Back in December, a startup called SwanLuv got a ton of attention for its crazy business plan: They’d give you a $10,000 loan for your wedding, and you’d only have to pay it back if you got
You can always tell when someone starts wearing a Fitbit. They realize what a sedentary loaf of a human being they are . . . become OBSESSED with the number of steps they take each day .
There’s a running joke that anyone accused of being racist will say “I have black friends!” Even though it’s a total cliché, and sounds SO desperate. But it looks like people are going to keep using that
Losts of shaking going on in the Central Valley, centered in Big Pine
Alice Cooper, Joe Perry, Johnny Depp, Duff McKagan, and Matt Sorum perform at the Grammy Awards.
A new study at Cornell analyzed thousands of posts on social media, and figured out eight tips for winning an argument on Facebook. Respond as soon as possible. You’re more likely to change someone’s opinion if you
It premieres on Netflix 3/18
The engineers at Nissan took the technology they’re using in self-driving cars, and installed it in OFFICE CHAIRS. Here’s a pretty cool video where people clap their hands, and all the chairs in an office push themselves
“The Phenomenal One” talks his WWE debut, Daniel Bryan, and “WWE Live!” at the Save Mart Center
In this episode of “The Thlow Mo Guyth” a mouse trap lays the smack down on Dan’s tongue so fast that even the high speed camera struggles to keep up. There was no blood. Pants may have been
Here’s the set list: The Ecstasy Of Gold Creeping Death For Whom The Bell Tolls Fuel King Nothing Ride The Lightning The Unforgiven The Memory Remains Welcome Home (Sanitarium) Sad But True Wherever I May Roam One
Facebook had its 12th birthday yesterday, and they celebrated by challenging the idea that we’re all six degrees of separation from each other. Now that we’re all online, apparently it’s more like three-and-a-half. They ran the numbers
The most important rule for a Super Bowl party is to always make sure there’s enough food and booze. But here are four other tips that aren’t so obvious . . . Tell people to get there
The Internet is the greatest collection of knowledge and information in human history. So why do we all feel DUMBER after spending time online? Scientists have finally figured out WHY the Internet is making you so much
The Best and Worst Squares to Get in Your Super Bowl Pool If you’re going to a Super Bowl party, someone’s definitely going to propose a SQUARES pool. That’s where you pay to get a square on
I REALLY shouldn’t have to say this . . . but just so we’re all clear, getting a totally sweet selfie is NOT worth dying over. A new study analyzed news archives and found 49 people around
Have you ever heard of “Resting Bitch Face?” It’s where someone’s default facial expression seems unhappy, judgmental, and even mean. Think Kristen Stewart. Some scientists wanted to figure out what causes it, so they ran tens of
ESPN.com has a new list of ‘The 10 Worst Super Bowl Commercials from the Past 15 Years.’ Here’s the rundown: The Nationwide Dead Kid, 2015. A cute kid spends most of the commercial telling us all the
The kids of The O’Keefe Music Foundation are at it again! You might remember their cover of Iron Maiden’s “The Number of the Beast” from a while back. This time, they take on Slipknot!
You know how your dog goes nuts when you get home and treats you like a hero. While your cat MIGHT kinda give you a “Hey, what up” nod? We hate to break it to you, but
ODDS: 16 Super Bowl Prop Bets You Can Make . . . Including the Chances of an Earthquake, and the Color of the Gatorade
As usual, there are all kinds of stupid Super Bowl “prop bets” out there, which let you bet on all the nonsense that surrounds the game. Here are the lines on 16 unusual bets you can make
Every article about pickup lines always says the best pickup line is to just say ‘Hi.’ And to that I say . . . SHUT UP and let us have fun. People on Reddit are sharing their
Monopoly is famous for taking FOREVER and leading to brutal fights. So wouldn’t it be better if you could shorten the game, guarantee yourself a win . . . but, yeah, still get into brutal fights? A
We’re not in the business of helping you eat LESS pizza. Our goal is for you to eat as much as possible. But if you’re one of those people who believes in idiotic notions like “portion control”
Who knew the key to a long life was trying to be like Cliff Clavin? A new study found that being a regular at a small, local bar is good for you. People who have a bar
If you’ve been on Facebook in the past week, you’ve probably been JUDGED . . . by a stick figure. And it’s all because of a meme called “Be Like Bill.” It’s a drawing of a stick
Here’s a good sign that gender equality is moving forward: We now consider men and women EQUALLY skanky when they go around indiscriminately getting-it-on. A new survey asked people to name the ideal number of sexual partners,
Look at the pinky on the hand you use to hold your phone. Does it look different than your other pinky? If so, you might have the HOTTEST new deformity on the Internet . . . “Smartphone
The fans behind the baskets at NBA games always try to distract the opposing players when they shoot free throws. But this might be the best psych-out we’ve seen so far. A bunch of kids at a
When you see a guy with a long, scraggly beard, you assume there’s all sorts of NASTINESS trapped in there. So this is pretty shocking. A new study found that men with beards actually have LESS bacteria
ONLINE: No Matter How Many Facebook Friends You Have, There Are Only Four You Can Count on in a Crisis
Facebook has spent the past decade bastardizing the word “friend.” Like, is some person you hung out with at a bar in 2007 going to give you a kidney? Evolutionary biologists at Oxford University in England found
This is the kind of study that’s going to drive people to become insane HOWARD HUGHES types, sealing themselves in sterile rooms for the rest of their lives. A study at North Carolina State University found that
Before he died, ALAN RICKMAN made a video of a tortoise eating a strawberry, and his ghost would appreciate if you would watch it. Because proceeds from the ad revenue it generates go to refugees.
Have you been walking around getting constantly punched in the FACE? Here’s some good news: You’re only about two weeks away from that being over with. A new study of emergency room data found the month where
If you’re one of the thousands of people who shared this photo on social media . . . sorry, but we HAVE to laugh at you. A photographer in Australia took a picture earlier this week that
Good news, bro. You’re totally trendy and fashionable without even realizing it. Apparently the hot, new men’s grooming trend for 2016 is . . . looking like a SLOB. Men’s fashion week in London just ended, and
A guy in Portland, Oregon went to a pet store on Friday afternoon, and stole a two-foot-long ball PYTHON . . . by shoving it down his PANTS. It was a ball python, which isn’t venomous. They
Here’s a question: If you were super rich, could you buy EVERY existing combination of numbers and guarantee a win? The answer is yes . . . but it’s a terrible idea. It would cost $584 million
This is the biggest time of year for online dating. And if you’ve been going at it for the past week and STILL haven’t found the person you’re destined to be with . . . try to
You’ve got a one in 292.2 million shot of winning the $1.3 billion Powerball jackpot this Wednesday. Not to kick your optimism in the groin, but here are five ridiculous things with better odds . . .
Slash, Lars Ulrich, Rob Halford, Dave Grohl, and more, pay their respects.
HIS NAME IS “HUNG”! A dyslexic person might call him AMSO HUNG, which would be an AWESOME name.
Someone on YouTube made a two-and-a-half minute trailer that uses clips from more than 50 of the biggest movies that are coming out this year . . . or at least the ones that have trailers already.
A guy in California was lucky to survive after he lost control of his car last year, and drove off a cliff. And on the one-year anniversary this week, he posted dash-cam footage of it that’s pretty
WEIRD: A 73-Year-Old Is Auctioning Off His Winning Lottery Ticket . . . You’ll Get Paid Until He Dies
Forget the Powerball tonight . . . winning the lottery is boring, even for $450 million. THIS is interesting. 73-year-old Donald Magett of Kalamazoo, Michigan won a “Cash For Life” prize on a scratch-off Michigan Lottery ticket
Yeah, this is going to go over GREAT when you propose it to your wife. A new study found instead of investing in your 401k, mutual funds, stocks, gold, soy futures, or your nephew’s startup, the SMARTEST
It looks like RONDA ROUSEY will appear in the “Sports Illustrated” Swimsuit Issue again . . . but this year, her suit will be PAINTED on. The editor of the issue posted a picture of a woman’s
A team of scientists from Ottawa, Canada just published the results of a study on whether mommy’s kisses really make their children’s boo-boos feel better. And those aren’t my words. The official tile of the study is,
So, when you win the lottery and find yourself several hundred million dollars richer . . . what are you going to do? If you answered, “Take a deep breath and then do some careful legal and financial
If one of your goals for 2016 is to FINALLY get into a relationship, you have no time to waste. Literally. Your best chance of success in online dating in 2016 is RIGHT NOW. According to Match.com
Almost every photo that goes viral is either a selfie or has a cat in it. So it’s pretty obvious why this one did. A guy on Instagram named “yoremahm” posted a photo a few weeks ago
Members of Guns N’ Roses, Green Day, Disturbed, Seether, Sum 41, Ministry, Escape the Fate, Anthrax, Butcher Babies, Theory of a Deadman, and even Kenny G share memories & say goodbye to Motley Crue.
This is the video that’s been blowing up the internets.
Bill Cosby arrives at a court house in Elkins Park, Pennsylvania to face the charge of “aggravated sexual assault”, marking the first criminal case against the once-beloved performer following dozens of misconduct allegations (The Globe and Mail)
Made using In-N-Out 4x4s, premade pie crust, a ton of cheese, and keeping things easy. IN-N-OUT pie is the best thing you’ll ever taste…today. (Foodbeast)
Many sources are reporting that an announcement is expected on January 5th. Former Velvet Revolver guitarist Dave Kushner liked Alternative Nation’s tweet on Friday linking to our story titled ‘Guns N’ Roses Website Switches To Original Logo,
Because . . . why not?
Therapy makes a great holiday gift!
“Real Simple” posted a list of social media rules you should try to follow around the holidays. And a few are pretty good. Here are the top five . . . Get permission before you post photos
A YouTube channel that does a series called “100 Years of Fashion” changed it up for the holidays, and posted a new one where they show you the most popular Christmas toys from every decade.
This is some delicious irony right here. Way more delicious than tofu, at least. A new study out of Carnegie Mellon University in Pittsburgh found that vegetarians and vegans are actually BAD for the environment. So while
Not surprisingly, fans waiting in line for “The Force Awakens” know a lot more about “Star Wars” than they do about politics or current events. A guy from Fandango.com tested fans’ knowledge, and a handful of them
Someone with questionable social skills has discovered that if you start typing “lard-ass” on your cell phone, it’ll auto-correct to “Kardashian.” We all know why that’s funny, of course. But there might be a more logical, and
For anyone watching the first 6 movies, add this in between episodes 4 & 5. Happy Holidays. #NoSpoilers
It’s “Star Wars”! It’s Christmas! It’s the best of both worlds!
Apparently, he’s a pirate . . .
In theaters 7.22.16
A video called “Instagram Husband” is going viral. It’s about women who take photos of EVERYTHING, and expect their husbands to be just as enthusiastic about it.
GEAR: There’s a New “Ugly Sweater” for Breastfeeding Moms That Turns Their Boob Into a Reindeer (Semi – NSFW)
There’s an Etsy shop called “Your Sassy Grandma” that’s taking the “Ugly Holiday Sweater” to a whole new level, with a design especially for breastfeeding mothers. As one comment put it “Everyone will be fine with this
WAIT . . .WHAT?: A Company Will Loan You Up to $10K for Your Wedding, and You Only Have to Pay It Back If You Get Divorced
Ask any couple if their marriage will last forever, and they’ll tell you “Of course!” But how many would be willing to bet big money on that? There’s a crazy new startup that’s going to find out.
Here’s the first trailer for “Independence Day: Resurgence”. Also, check out the website WarOf1996.com to catch up on your history since the first alien invasion. It’s actually pretty cool.
The website WorldWideInterweb posted a five-minute montage of the best NEWS BLOOPERS of the year. We’ve seen most of them, but a lot are from early in the year. So it’s almost like seeing them for the
If you haven’t seen it, someone took clips of Darth Vader in “Star Wars” and dubbed in audio of DONALD TRUMP. Of course they did. But it’s REALLY well done, so it looks like he’s having full
There’s a new device that helps guys strengthen their JUNK. Just in time for Christmas. It’s called the ‘kGoal Boost.’ It’s a big v-shaped button that you SIT on, and it encourages you to do kegel exercises.
INFO: The Ten Best and Worst Cities to Celebrate New Year’s Eve (Hint – Fresno’s Barely in the Top 90)
If you’re planning to drink your leftover eggnog and pass out on the couch at 10:30 this New Year’s Eve, this list isn’t for you. For everyone else . . . WalletHub.com looked at the 100 biggest
It’s “Star Wars”. All day, every day, all over the world. Okay, maybe not in Syria, but everywhere else. See just how ridiculous it’s getting with this list of “Star Wars” products you can actually buy on
In theaters, May 2016
Why should cats and dogs have all the fun?
Are you one of those guys who has trouble using the urinal in a public bathroom, because you feel EXPOSED? There’s a ridiculous new invention that might help you out. It’s called the “Privi-Pee.” It’s basically a
Sometimes it’s hard to convey the right tone when you’re texting . . . it’s why we’ve all become SLAVES to EMOJIS. But here’s a tiny detail that can supposedly make a huge difference. A new study
Match.com crunched some numbers to find the best cities for single “Star Wars” fans. Although let’s face it . . . if you’re a chick who loves “Star Wars”, you’ll be shooting fish in a barrel in
Fight the urge to think this guy is cool. Fight it. The police in Naples, Florida got a call on Saturday around 3:00 P.M. about a guy driving like a lunatic on the freeway. They spotted the
If you haven’t heard the term “boomerang gift”, it means a present you give someone that also benefits YOU. So a guy who gives his wife or girlfriend lingerie is basically buying the ultimate boomerang gift. Well,
You have at least one friend on Facebook who posts inspirational quotes. I can pretty much guarantee it. I have at least 50 of them. And now I feel SUPER smug. A new study out of the
Wow. Just . . . wow.
If you’re looking for an excuse to get out of decorating your house this Christmas, here’s one your family will TOTALLY accept. They might even THANK you for your laziness. Your Christmas lights could screw up your
Holy crap . . . go visit your parents / grandparents.
The Kickstarter to bring back “Mystery Science Theater 3000” is two-thirds of the way done, and so far they’ve raised over $3.3 million. The campaign is being run by Joel Hodgson, the original creator and host. The
The episode airs tonight on ABC.
The full trailer will debut Wednesday night on “Jimmy Kimmel Live”
Happy Thanksgiving from your pals in the radio biz!
If you need a refresher course for Thanksgiving, Digg.com posted a bunch of videos that show you how to brine, cook, and carve a turkey . . . including one that shows you how to cook it
If you plan to line up early for Black Friday, try not to become a statistic. Specifically, one of THESE statistics. According to the website BlackFridayDeathCount.com, there have been seven deaths and 98 injuries on Black Friday.
In theaters this May . . .
The dudes behind the YouTube channel Slow Mo Guys have a new video making the rounds, where they put 12 box fans in a circle around a fire to make a 10-foot FIRENADO. And the slow-motion footage
If you’re hosting the family food fiasco this Thursday, you might be stressing out about how much to prepare. Well, stress no more . . . Lifehacker to the rescue! Just enter the number of people you’re
When the countdown at FooFighters.com ended, the band offered a gift to everyone . . . a five song EP called “Saint Cecilia.” Recorded in Austin, TX during the “Sonic Highways” tour,” “Saint Cecilia” features guest appearances
Are you one of those people who refuse to poop in a public bathroom, and hold it until you get home? Well . . . you’re lucky to be alive. According to doctors, holding in your poop
Here’s something to bring up during your wife or girlfriend’s time of the month. But only if you want to have your HEAD ripped off . . . According to a new survey, 26% of men say
The site 7thSensePsychics.com conducted a survey where they asked 200 psychics 10 yes-or-no questions about the upcoming “Star Wars” movie “The Force Awakens”. The psychics did a “three-card Tarot reading” for each one, and the site analyzed
Foo Fighters have released a sample of some new music, rumored to be off an upcoming EP, recorded in Austin, TX this summer. Here are the titles of the five songs. Iron Rooster Neverending Sigh Saint Cecilia
Nutrition experts came up with a list of the best foods to eat before you go out drinking. They all prevent you from absorbing alcohol too quickly, and they’re healthier than something like pizza. Here are the
There’s a weird trend online where people are scaring their cats with CUCUMBERS. You put one on the floor behind your cat while they’re eating, and they freak out when they see it. Someone posted a montage
According to a new report from the CDC, more Americans have STDs than EVER before. Dammit, CHARLIE SHEEN. Last year, there were 1.4 million cases of chlamydia . . . that’s up 2.8%, and an all-time record.
Remember that time you kicked a balloon and accidentally knocked a little kid off the stage? No one suffered any everlasting damage a a result of this incident.
It’s from her YouTube “Covers” series . . .
See it on Netflix 12/04/15
Seriously . . . Oxford Dictionaries just announced their word of the year for 2015, and they picked . . . an emoji. Specifically, a smiley face that’s laughing so hard
Former WWE and ECW Superstar Taz has some interesting thoughts on Ronda Rousey . . .
Women have to do way more to get ready for work than men. Hair, make-up . . . it’s a whole production. But guys can just throw on a dress shirt and go. And apparently they’re even
Good news, slackers. Your laziness ISN’T your fault. Scientists at Oxford University in England have finally figured out why slackers exist. And it turns out their brains are just wired differently than other people’s. The scientists ran
If you think breaking up with someone using a text message is impersonal, this takes that to the next level. Now you can hire a COMPANY to dump someone for you with a text message. A place
CVS started selling a new product last month called Homeopathic Constipation Relief. But really it’s just a shot of 40 PROOF ALCOHOL mixed with water. Seriously, those are the ONLY ingredients. And now they’re worried that kids
Godsmack frontman, and proud Bostonian, Sully Erna tolls Seattle Seahawks fans after hearing “Patriots Suck” from the crowd . . .
Conventional wisdom says you should probably AVOID eating garlic if you’re going to be hitting on women. Well . . . ignore that, stock up on gum, and go crazy on the garlic. Because even though it’s
MUSIC: Check Out Corey Taylor and Lzzy Hale’s Cover of “Gimme Shelter,” from the new Stone Sour Covers Album
Stone Sour’s official audio stream of ‘Gimme Shelter featuring Lzzy Hale’, originally recorded by The Rolling Stones, from their Record Store Day exclusive EP Straight Outta Burbank. Stone Sour will celebrate Record Store Day this year with
Now that Chester Bennington has left the band to concentrate on Linkin Park, Stone Temple Pilots are looking for a new frontman . . . or frontperson? Last night Joss Stone fronted the group on Kimmel as
Food banks need more donations around the holidays, and anything you can donate is appreciated. But here are the ten things they need most. Holiday foods. Like Stove Top stuffing, cranberry sauce, and canned yams. Canned vegetables.
Since “Spectre” opens today, please enjoy seventeen minutes of “Every James Bond Gadget. Ever”
The website AwardsAgainstHumanity is offering a participation trophy for adults” According to the site: “Being an adult is hard. Definitely harder than being a kid. So how come only kids are celebrated for simply “showing up” or “trying”? By
The National Wildlife Federation just gave your teenager the perfect excuse to NOT rake the leaves in your yard this year. Apparently it kills the environment. They posted an article on their website in September called “Why
Well this is a pretty aggressive claim. According to a new study out of the University of Essex in England, there’s no such thing as STRAIGHT WOMEN. The researchers say they found every single woman is either
It’s about damn time science did something useful. A nonprofit group called the American Chemical Society just tackled one of the most pressing issues known to mankind: What’s the best type of CHEESE to use in a
In theaters January 8.
Nothing to see here . . . Just two guys in jet packs buzzing an airliner over the skies of Dubai.
Plenty of parents have nightmares about ALVIN AND THE CHIPMUMKS, but an electronic musician named Brian Borcherdt has found a completely new way to make them haunt your dreams. It didn’t take much. All he did was
If you took an Uber on Halloween, you probably had to deal with surge pricing. And sometimes it’s unavoidable. But according to a new study, there’s a trick to avoiding it most of the time. Researchers at
Daylight Savings ended yesterday, and there’s a new calculator that shows how valuable it is to you specifically. You enter the time you normally go to sleep and wake up each day, and it tells you how
34-year-old Renee Tarbuck of Queensland, Australia is an attractive, blonde bikini model . . . and an ecstasy dealer. The cops had been monitoring her drug operation for a few years, and back in May they caught
Preacher is the story of Jesse Custer, a conflicted preacher in a small Texas town who is inhabited by a mysterious entity that allows him to develop a highly unconventional power. Jesse, his ex-girlfriend, Tulip, and an
Career Builder posted a list of the best and worst cities to be in during a zombie apocalypse. And we see lists like this pretty much every Halloween, but this one’s cool because it’s about surviving LONG
If you’re letting your kids go trick-or-treating with friends this year, here are three free smartphone apps to help keep them safe. They’ll have to have a phone with them, but a lot of kids have their
“Movember” is just a few days away! Start clean shaven on Sunday, and join the MOvement. Click here for more info.